Boxing After Dark

Posted by Simguy on 9/11/2005, 9:42 am,

Before: :it’s not my fault that ranked girls don’t want to risk fighting me,” Krista laments in preflight. “It’s not secret that celebrities can’t afford to get heir butts kicked by someone hotter than they, anfd that’s a big risk when you get in with me, so…I’m on the sidelines while pampered contract fighters get babied. I’m dedicated to making the hottest match ups for my fans that I can, and that’s why I’m fighting Aisha. You look at me and Tyler, and to me, we pout the bso-called Theron/O’Dell ‘Superfight’ to shame. Who would want to see a couple of haggard, over-ripe blonde stumble-bums when Allen/Tyler’s available? “ Aisha confident, less strident than Allen, very serious at the dais--she knows what’s at stake in this fight. “I have to win,” Tyler shrugs. “It’s that simple. I’ve got a chance to show my stuff to promoters and I have to perform. I don’t want to be the Jada Pinkett of the lightweights--the best fighter nobody’s ever seen before--I definitely want to be in on the mix.” Krista in lavender lace push up and panties--Aisha in ivory string bikini, Small gloves both vixens.

R1: Tyler announcing herself right off the bat, waiting on Allen, timing her and stroking her a gorgeous, slinging right in the jaw that has Krista wobbly butt in the first minute action.. Aisha calm, thorough on follow up--realizes it’s too early to rush Allen--she shows a long, snapping jab, working away on Allen’s brow as Krista has trouble gaugi8ng the ;length of Tyler’s arms early. Allen getting her legs back late, gets her own jab pumping--girls circling, fencing midring at the bell.

R2: Similar rangy, classy stuff--Tyler showing she’s not in over her head early as she matches Krista move for move. Both want to work off the jab, but Tyler’s longer, with a bit of a backhand snap to it--Allen getting tarted up at long range, forced to gamble a little and Tyler takes advantage. Late the round--Aisha sliding back, dragging her front foot--she times Krista’s patented lead left uppercut and strokes her another silky smooth right hand on the chin. Allen put wobbly butt, stepping around I fence post holes, hands up panicky at her temples--she’s getting outboxed, hurt through 2.

R3: Aisha firmly in control, spotting her jab body and head on Allen, circling and menacing the brunette midring, Krista defensive--dukes up--she’s very tentative having been laced a pair of vicious right hand chin-checks: she needs to regroup, take a look at what’s in front of her tonight. Tyler’s face set in an intense scowl, long left arm licking out hurtful stinging jabs, long legs gracefully managing the canvas, Kris isn’t coming forward anymore, so Aisha jabs up top, then edges in to lick the waistline right/left, jabbing Krista’s face again to cover the step-out, Shutout Aisha Tyler--supple lines, world class jab and stealthy right hands have Allen perplexed through 3.

R4: Aisha taking whats given--patiently working her girl over, Tyler rotating clockwise, fixing Allen’s position with that spank-jab, then freshening up ribs and waist with snappy, ripping punches. Tyler showing a heavy, cranking type hook off the front foot, perfect for reducing a girl’s ribcage. Snap-snatching tummy clout applied in snik-snak right/.left barrages--Tyler bringing her mitts back quick and pivoting left to avoid the quick-mitted Allen’s receipts. Krista glum, getting polished up--she’s jabbing some, looking to shoot right hands over the top, but Tyler clearly getting the better of it.

R5: Krista up tempos, doubling her jab, getting close enough to hook Aisha’s ribs--the mid-range distance might be some place Allen can work on Tyler. Girls trading more--Allen a little tidier with her combinations, able to beat Tyler to punches, out hustle her to body, Aisha backing up--Krista gambling, stepping-with and punching righty at the chin--Tyler’s evading it, but she’s thrown over to defence as Allen’s aggression steals initiative this round.

R6: Tyler halts the rally, douses the flames, crushes the uprising-0Allen spanked and spanked hard this round. Aisha’s jab means spirited lick, disrupting Allen, busting her up--Tyler able to dictate terms to one of the best jabbers in the division. Gliding right hands follow--Aisha bending into oily crosses, or easing onto her right foot and catching Allen sweet right uppercuts as Krista moves in--Aisha soaking up sock on her chin and coming apart at the seams. Krista hurt, staggery this round--Aisha calmly walking her down, consolidating the body, jabbing for distance and looking for fresh right hands up top--very skillful, coldblooded stuff from the newcomer. Allen shutout, beat up, sent back to her corner in a fog--Krista all lumpy, confused and discouraged during the break.

R7: Reefing hooks to body up underneath, Aisha--Tyler systematically taking away Krista’s world class legs with serious thump, pivoting left as Allen cringes, folds up. Jabs spackling Krista’s brow, busting up her eyes--Allen having trouble evading the punch as Tyler’s very quick, very long. Allen backing away is simply walked down and stroked. Allen coming forward is ripped right uppercuts, torched to the body vis hooks--it’s a consummate butt-whipping that has poor Krista boggled.

R8: Similar stuff--Allen unable to settle on a plan of attack, able to fight this girl, unable to box her--Krista’s getting taken apart in agonizing, deliberate fashion. Tyler’s scowl never changes--she’s just rotating, pumping her jab, easing weight from one foot to the other, stroking Krista sexy, lashing blows and making Krista miss in return. Krista’s feared lead left uppercut rendered impotent tonight--Tyler pre-empting that punch with searing right hands over top, testing the Allen jaw time and time again.

R9: Aisha in wide stance, easing to her left, dragging her front foot as she slides back or rotates--she’s clam, confident, cool. Allen’s left eye closing, face bruised and puffy, ribs obviously hurting her--she’s taken a comprehensive pasting tonight and she’s a discouraged beauty as result. Kris reaching with her jab, leaning forward--Aisha able to rock onto her right (back) foot and clip that right uppercut--each connect seems to drain Allen more, make her more sleepy. Allen staggery in the second minute, hands low, defence distracted--Tyler shifts it into overdrive. Jab/right hand pounds off Allen’s chin, startling her, driving her sideways to a neutral corner, Wide, sweeping hook/crashing right cross--Aisha extending into the shots, heartlessly pouring her hardest punches onto ramshackle Allen now. Jab/right hand/lanky hook--Allen collapsing loose against the turnbuckles, staring now, arms crossed, elbow up,. RIGHT CROSS! Aisha leaning in and clouting the taste out of Krista’s mouth, torquing Allen’s skull aside, pounding her out on her feet, Tyler stepping back with a cool look as Krista tumbles forward, sprawling slobber knocked at Aisha’s feet. Savage, upset KO9 Aisha Tyler.

After: Stunned crowd reaction; favored Krista Allen, herself a ducked and dangerous commodity, literally taken apart before their eyes and annihilated by sultry, hardhearted Aisha tonight. Tyler showing a Vernon Forrest like lanky look--seems to have good size for this division, tremendous skills, Chin and body durability weren’t tested and we don’t know what she’s really got for heart, but as far as precision execution goes, Aisha can finish what she starts if she’s allowed to work her game plan unimpeded.

Reposted by Archer 2/17/13.