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1 February 2013 Intro Nightmare on Front Street

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Posted by Results By Sim/Words By Wiz on February 1, 2013, 11:36 pm

Will Smith: "...Nicole got stopped by Amanda Peet? It's a Nightmare...on Front Street!"

(Music stops)

Will(speaking now): "Wait...I'm awake...it was all a dream! Can't take any chances, though! Gotta call Wiz. Tell him not to book those fights..."

(Phone dialing. Ringing.)

Will: "Come ON, Wiz! Pick UP! Pick UP!"

Man In The Hat's Voice: "You've reached the Grand Wizard Of Boxin's voicemail. Leave a message..."

Will: "Wiz! It's Will! Call me back, man! I had this dream and...wait...hang on...that's the land line...Hello?"

Deep Raspy Voice: "Who's got the belts NOW, Princy?"

Will: "No! Wait! Wiz! Call me back, Wiz! Don't book those fights, man! I got a bad feeling about this..."

Deep Raspy Voice: "Ah ha ha ha ha!"

O'Dell: "The crowd popping for Philly's own Will Smith and 'Nightmare On Front Street'! And you are looking LIVE at the sold out Asylum Arena in Philadelphia! I'm Jenny O'Dell along with Tractorpull's Tess Valmore and The Loose Cannon Of The FCBA, Jenny McCarthy, and, if the fans at home can hear us over the cheering for Will Smith..."

McCarthy: "I don't know why everyone makes such a big deal about Smith. He's not such a big star...HE'S never had his own TV show..."

Tess: "Ever heard of 'Men In Black', 'Independence Day', 'I Am Legend', 'Hancock'?"

McCarthy: "Yeah. So?"

Tess: "They made over 1.5 BILLION dollars.
As opposed to YOUR movie, 'Dirty Love', which made 58 THOUSAND dollars..."

McCarthy: "It made 58 thousand ONE HUNDRED SIXTEEN dollars..."

Tess: "And I think they had to add in the lemondhead and raisinette concession to get it THAT high..."

McCarthy: "SHUT IT, WALMART!"

O'Dell(sighing): "Drink up, boys! And get ready for 'Nightmare On Front Street At The Asylum!'"