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7 February 2013 Alesha Dixon vs Denise van Outen

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Alesha Dixon 03.jpg Denise van Outen 04.jpg

BBU CARDIFF CARD

(BEEVER"S BABES VS BBU UNATTACHED)

Posted by Knowlesey on February 7, 2013, 11:18 pm

Be clear on one thing! These girls do not like each other! Alesha is tired of hearing Denise tell BBU TV that she is washed up, whereas Denise wants to prove her point by giving the lovely singer a beating. Whatever happens, fans can expect to see one of these girls stripped naked, paraded and made to kiss the nether regions of the girl who has beaten her at the end of this fight.

Neither of these girls want to enter the ring first, so they enter simultaneously from opposite ends of the auditorium, Denise in a pink bikini, Alesha in a black one, and they are glaring hard at each other.

Denise is shouting at Alesha, “Ready to pay your respects, biitch? I’m gonna be your new owner after I bust that face up!” The singer sneers, “All mouth, old girl! You’ll find my asscheeks fit real cosy over your mouth later!” The girls are lunging at each other already – they both want this!

And make no mistake! Denise is really buffed! She’s been on ‘Strictly Come Dancing’ and at 38, she looks as good as she did at 25!

The referee is going to have a tough job here, and seems relieved when the girls return to their corners.

Round 1

The girls have not calmed down at all, and they fire into one another, swinging punches into each other’s face, and they clinch, clearly giving each other some choice words, the referee breaking them, and Denise throws a solid looking right hook, but misses, and Alesha rat a tats her jabs into the older girl’s face, popping that blonde head back and back. Denise goes to work to Alesha’s body, but the singer caries on, and she lands again, her gloves already marking Denise’s cheeks as the older girl shows her poor defensive skills. Alesha’s enjoying this now, shows Denise her left, gives her the right, and Denise trips backwards, feels the rope on her back, but can’t stop Alesha from unloading, unable to clinch because the girl’s so damn mobile. In comes Alesha as the clock runs down, and Denise hits back – and hurts her! Denise smacks a left hook into Alesha’s mouth, and the singer staggers a little, then gets a hard punch in her ribcage, and another, the bell ending the action for now.

Round 2

Alesha’s dancing well out of her corner, shows Denise some good moves, and she sticks her left jab nicely into the blonde’s face again, then whips a right across her cheek, and skips off before the older girl’s able to counter. Denise backs off, gets popped again with a left jab, and she’s against the ropes as Alesha closes in, boxing well, really moving, then she slams the singer in the ribs with her left hook, and Alesha’s hurt! Now Denise shows the singer a few moves of her own, and they seem to involve landing hard punches in her abdomen, and she’s giving her punishment with her right and her left glove, Alesha drifting backwards, getting backed into the ropes herself now, and Denise is controlling the girl, getting her where she wants her, and she gives her a couple of heavy blows to the ribs, almost pulls her gloves down, then slams that left hook home, and Alesha drops to the canvas, spitting blood as she sinks to all fours, rising cautiously at 6. Denise knows she can hurt Alesha now, and she satisfies herself with a few hard hooks to the singer’s body, and she’s got her bending and beginning to wail.

Round 3

Alesha looks a little swollen faced, but the girls are trading punches again, with the singer looking once again like she’s ready to box, and she snaps off some nice shots at Denise, the blonde looking shocked, unable to believe the girl’s come back from the drubbing she just gave her. Alesha comes forwards, but Denise stands firm, and she trades punches with her, holds back that left hook of hers, and slips the singer two, three, four right hands to the fleshy part of her abdomen, and that has to hurt the singer! Alesha backs off, lets Denise follow, chase, and she picks her off, landing good punches on the blonde’s face, and hard enough to bring a slight dribble of blood from her nose. Denise knows she’s been damaged, and she’s unhappy, snapping at Alesha, “That’ll cost you, biitch!” and she comes after her, swinging fairly wild punches, getting picked off with too much ease, her face being peppered now by Alesha’s jabbing gloves, the older girl taking a lesson, knowing it, then as the round ends, she imposes some will on the younger girl, tucking into the former champion with some hunger, her gloves finding a home in the girls’ body, the smack of leather on flesh followed by little yelps of pain telling Denise she’s hurting her girl.

Round 4

Looking bruised and worn, Alesha’s summoning up a lot of effort now, the singer circling Denise and she’s cracking some crisp jabs at home on the blonde again, with Denise not moving as much as she should, looking confused as the experience former BBU champion shows her some moves again. Denise uses her strength, though, and she barrels forwards, slamming punches into Alesha’s body, the singer again unable to stop herself from gasping and yelping in pain, clinching to stop the blonde from hitting her, Denise, snarling, “You’re mine, biitch! Say it!” Alesha snaps back, “I’m better than you, you cunt!” and she starts to prove her point as the referee parts them, whipping a nice right hook in and under Denise’s guard, making the blonde move off, spitting a little blood. Again Denise holds when Alesha moves in, but this time she hold her head down with her left glove, and thuds away at her belly with her right, getting on the wrong side of the referee, but not caring, knowing that the singer felt those punches, and she’s battering her again, thudding punches into her body, but Alesha looks to have the last word in this round when she lands a smart uppercut, only to find Denise riding it, then cracking back at her, left hook, right hook, left hook, and the first smear of blood appears on Alesha’s face as her nostrils begin to dribble red.

Round 5

The blood from Alesha’s nose has been staunched, and the girls are trading punches again as the round begins, the singer again finding Denise with her correct, crisp jabs, and Denise has to back off, the blonde again seeming to acknowledge the lovely singer’s prowess, but she then thumps her really hard with her left hook, a crippling blow to the liver, and Alesha just about screams from that, really hurt this time, and gasping as Denise punches and pushes her backwards, blood smearing the girl’s face from her nose. Clenching her eyes shut, in pain, taking some more punishment to her body, Alesha comes forwards, but her jabs are losing their fire, and Denise is getting stuck in again, slamming her to the body first, and she’s weakening the girl now, taking her strength away, now she whips into her head, and Alesha staggers, takes a left hook, another, then a right, another left hook, and she’s down! On her feet again at 7, Alesha convinces the referee she’s fine, and he probably wouldn’t dare stop this fight anyway, Denise is attacking again, and Alesha’s starting to crack, the blonde’s punches now landing again and again in her face, her left eye closing as the older girl gives her two more left hooks, and she swipes the girl with a great right uppercut, glancing off her cheek, putting her down again, and Alesha’s face actually hits the canvas, her cheek now cut and bleeding. Staggering to her feet at 8, Alesha faces up to Denise again, and the blonde rips at her with a great combination, sending her back to her corner with a really swollen face.

Round 6

The girls resume, but Alesha’s on rubber legs, and Denise is so rampant now she can almost play with the singer, pushes her backwards, gives her a good right to the belly, then stands her upright, “Had enough, yet, biitch?” Through her split lips, Alesha lisps, “Not over!” and she tries to push Denise back. The blonde just snarls at her, though, “You’re mine, and you know it!” and she drills punches into Alesha’s face, reopens her cut cheek, then rips her to the body, Dixon beginning to slump into her arms, “Tell me when you’re done, doggy!” Alesha groans, “Uhhh – Not over!” and that gets her another bang to the ribs, then a kind of setting up push/punch to stand her up, her almost vacant face now unprotected as she lays back on the ropes, with Denise snapping, “What are you?” Knowing she’s finished, Alesha whispers back, “Your puppy dog, mistrethh!” Grinning and scowling at the same time, Denise snarls, “Have this, biitch dog!” and she finishes Alesha off, left, right, left, right, and the singer’s out, facedown on the canvas, done and dusted.

Result: Denise van Outen knocked Alesha Dixon out in round 6.

Oh dear – Alesha really got worked over tonight! And Denise – she loved it!

Strutting around the ring, Denise is looking like she’s just won a BBU title belt, just waiting for Alesha to be brought around. When the singer’s conscious and able to stand again, Denise looks at Andrea McLean, and sneers, “As we agreed, weathergirl?” Andrea nods, “Sure – I’ll fight you next!” Smiling, Denise cups Andrea’s face, “And this biitch?” Swallowing saliva, sorry for her friend, Andrea tells her, “Yours! As I promised!” Denise is so cruel, she pulls Andrea to her, and promises her, “When I fight you, I’ll bust you up really bad!” She ends this short conversation by smashing her right knee up hard into Andrea’s crotch, then again, the poor brunette gasping, groaning, and slumping into her, then sliding to the canvas while Alesha sits alone on her stool.

Denise rolls a groaning Andrea across the floor of the ring, stomps on her back, then lets her fall to the padded floor surround, before moving towards a weeping Alesha Dixon, and hauling her to her feet by her hair. Denise drags Alesha up and across the ring, then rips off her bikini top, tosses it to the fans, allowing Alesha’s tits to swing free, and the fans are cheering as Denise walks the beaten girl slowly around the ring, posing her in each corner for derision, twisting her hair, giving her the occasional punch in the back for fun.

Denise’s lips are next to Alesha’s ear, and she whispers, “On your knees, biitch!” Alesha drops immediately, then waits to be spun around, and when she is, she doesn’t wait for instructions, just starts kissing Denise’s bare feet, licking and sucking each toe in turn, not wanting to upset the dominant blonde, who is sneering down at her, then she raises her left foot, plants it on Alesha’s shoulder and presses her down, so that the singer is prone on the canvas, still kissing Denise’s feet, until the blonde pulls away, looks down at Alesha, and tells her, “From now on, you piece of crap, I control you! I tell you who to fight! And I you pleasure me and my friends whenever I say so!” Alesha is openly weeping now, catches her breath, and responds quietly, “Yes, miss!”

Denise is sneering as she looks down at Alesha, the singer’s tongue and lips still caressing her feet, and she snaps, “You’re pathetic!” then saunters around her.

Denise looks at Alesha laying face down on the mat, and from her standing position, the blonde hooks both the singer’s arms behind her back. She then suddenly lifts her upward by her hooked arms, fully extending her own arms at the peak of the move. In reflex, Alesha meekly pulls her legs up and her calves and feet are now on both sides of Denise’s waist. Denise easily, cruelly then suddenly lets Alesha fall, while sitting down. Poor Dixon hits the mat face-first, stunned by this beautifully executed glam-slam.

Alesha Dixon is now laying, beaten and exhausted, face-down on the mat with Denise stepping onto the backs of her thighs. Denise grins, asking the fans, “Shall I?”, to which they roar “YEAH!” and she then she tucks Alesha’s feet onto the inside of her own lower legs and leans forward to slap the singer’s sides. Totally compliant, Dixon swings her arms backward, so that Denise is able to grab hold of them a second time. Once her arms are secured, Denise sits back, pulling on Alesha’s arms while pushing forth with her legs. She continues the motion rolling onto her back and lifting the screaming singer up, slowly, painfully completing this excruciating Mexican Sleeper Hold at the top of the motion.

Poor Alesha, she’s screaming, “Enough! I’m yours! I’ll do anything! Please! Please!”

Later in the evening, she’ll get the opportunity to prove she meant those words.