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8 February 2013 Lucy Hale vs Kendra Wilkinson

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Posted by simguy on February 8, 2013, 6:04 pm

BEFORE: Pushing and pouting in prefight - girls frequently separated after losing tempers at the slightest provocation. "I've got KO fever," Lucy explains, citing her stoppage triumph last time out, "and the only cure is more knockouts! I'm brawny: Kendra likes to swing-away in her fights, but that's gonna backfire big time against me. I feel I can really punch with this girl, and I'm going to step right to her!"

Wilkinson rolling eyes, clicking her tongue in disgust whenever Lucy's talking...reality vixen/Playmate can't wait to roll up an actress. "Can you believe Lucy's PR guys are going with 'Brawny' Lucy Hale for her releases?" Kendra says, as if nothing on the planet could be more ludicrous. "'CHUBBY' Lucy Hale I could get behind; 'Chunky' Lucy Hale - that's good. 'Puddin' Lucy Hale! I like that one! I'm calling you 'Puddin'', Puddin' - how you like that?" Hale boiling up out of her seat: cue tawdry little slap-and-hassle session as security guys move in.

Lucy in charcoal bikini; small pink gloves; hair in Dutch braid with loose locks framing face. Kendra in baby blue bikini; small pink gloves; hair smoothed back into high pony. Staredown just great: Lucy pouting, chest heaving like she's either about to start shouting or crying; Kendra frowning, nostrils flaring.

During R1: Kendra into Lucy's jugs with bytchy little shoving rights/clouting lefts...Hale backing up a couple of steps before shoveling right hands into Playmate-Paunch, bunching Kendra up with a yelp. Lucy over to offence - left arm around Kendra's shoulders as brunette crowds in...blonde girl stumbling in retreat as Hale's tucking right hands into tummy! Kendra firms at apron - her right arm around Lucy's waist...Kendra now shoving left hands to tummy, competing with Lucy to see who can hustle-knuckles the faster. Leads to sloppy clinch as girls wrestle each other to ropes - ref pulls 'em apart like little battle-cats, then let's 'em whirl back in together. Kendra baring teeth, smiting away rights and lefts in palm-down, chopping delivery. Lucy baring HER teeth, trying to push straight rights into Kendra's breasts or chin, then slap-chop the left down on face if playmate starts to retreat. Awkward, but energetic - crowd loving full little backsides all a-jostle with mindless violence - fighters sputtering/turning their heads to one side with eyes closed tight when head-punches get through. All fun and games when a series of more effective, straight right hands punches Lucy's face, turning her to her left and driving her sideways to ropes. Kendra pursuing like a little champ...poor Lucy sputtering with left shoulder in ropes...Playmate moving in on brunette right flank; blonde left hand grabbing ropes for leverage, then Kendra's POURING in righty to Lucy's right cheek! HALE GOES DOWN! Hale artlessly bludgeoned to her knees - left arm looped over a lower rope...she's all bewildered and rocked when Kendra starts punching Hale's right shoulder/head! Ref moves in - bodies aggressive little blonde off with a warning...Lucy looking all frazzled and ass-kicked in a tempestuous first!

R2: Kendra jumps at Lucy with both gloves shooting into Hale's guard, shunting brunette sideways...pell-mell slugging from there as both girls compete for initiative. Wild, reckless action - li'l battlers all eyes a-blazing, teeth bared - pitching and blocking, knocking each other about. Midway through, crazy crashing right turns Lucy's chin, leaving her wobbly-butt...Hale desperately hurt, stumbling in fence-post holes...she has to cover up earmuff and take her lickin's. Kendra treating herself to Lucy via big fat swinging right/lefts tick-tock off the waist/hips - Kendra's jugs a-sloshing side to side when either hand slams to a halt on Lucy. Hale plucky - badly frazzled and stumbling around from the beating, but keeping her feet regardless. Kendra works up a sweat, pounds away to glory sending Lucy to her corner in tears. Through the break, Hale's trainers trying to get her to focus on all the work in camp: idea was to box Kendra, not slop it up Mansion style!

R3: Lucy more patient/more effective - waiting in the pocket to fit Kendra for jabs as blonde's bouncing in; sliding back a smidge to walk blonde into stubby check-hooks. Wilkie buffetted in spots, but she's all tummy-and-jugs charging at Lucy, swinging rowdy for the head; happy to whack away wide to body - anything that seems effective. Pressure breaks down Lucy's form...by the final minute she's just stumbling around, swinging away bumper-car style...Kendra landing several violent rights upside the head, driving Hale to ropes and leaving her staring, almost out at bell!

R4: Kendra huffing and puffing a bit - fit little blonde in great condition, but she's been swinging for the fences since the opening bell...brunette able to make inroads as blonde starts to wear down. Lucy compact in the pocket, jabbing as Kendra's coming in - sometimes really jolting Wilkie's head back; beating Kendra to stubby right hands at times; hooking thick to blonde jug or chin. Kendra taking a good punch, but often slugged off-balance...she's looking disorganized and weary through 4.

R5: Kendra catches second wind, outworks Lucy in more scrambling push-and-punch. Kendra working Lucy along ropes: blonde pushing Hale's guard sideways, then belting away sloppy - Playmate falling in with Lucy after heartfelt slugging, then pushing/wrestling for position again. Hale grunting and slugging her little heart out, but she can't get out from under: too much time spent covering up/getting bullied into ropes - not enough time getting Kendra's respect.

R6: Same again - Kendra bullying Lucy at ropes. Blonde girl butt-back, hands outstretched to shove Lucy sideways, then Kendra leans forward with her slugging, taking Lucy in her belly and back until bodying up on her. Wrestle, wrestle, wrestle; shove, shove, shove...Kendra gets back to arm's length and repeats her pattern. Poor Lucy! Little brunette all jostled and pummeled...she's just having a heck of a time getting her weight forward and organizing any kind of offensive response. Bell: Kendra exuberant - beaming a high-wattage grin, lifting her mitts to stomp all jugs a-jumpin' to her corner. Lucy blinking away tears - she knows she's getting her ass kicked through 6 torrid heats!

R7: Promising slugging for Lucy early as she chugs her way forward with walking-barrage...all for naught at the minute mark as she blunders into a swinging right/clanging left to chin, putting her wobbly-butt and nearly dropping her on the spot. Hale able to stagger out of it all lashes-batting/lips parted in stupor...she's thrown over to defense again; stumbling into ropes where she covers up face-in-gloves and takes another shellacking to flanks/tummy from free-swinging Kendra. Bell: Wilkinson giddy - hopping back to her corner and preening. Lucy trembling, downcast...she's SO disappointed through 7.

R8: Badly depleted Lucy trying to advance - punching side to side lefts and rights, clubbing Kendra about her head and jugs. Kendra forced to retreat early, but this is her fight...she's friskily punching back - hopping into Lucy with stubby, straight, palm-down rights, gradually retaking lost canvas. Hale's form breaks midway through - she turns her stricken face to the side - arms stretching out front to push Kendra off: Wilkinson surging forward, just belting Lucy to ropes. From there is bouncy blonde clean up...Lucy taking hard punches in her belly; sitting in ropes as she hugs her tummy - even lifting the right knee up to protect her midsection. Energetic lather from Kendra batters Lucy to bell - small gloves bouncing off curvy chassis...blonde body all tense with slugging vigor, Playmate backside shuddering side to side with the work. BREAK: Kendra on her stool, nattering mindlessly about how awesome everything is...trainer reminds her: "Don't get cocky...you stay on this girl. Better yet, stop her so there's no surprises!"

R9: Poor Lucy: she's too drained and ass-kicked at this point to offer meaningful competition at midring...she backs to ropes for support, covering up best she can as Kendra comes a-romping in! Wilkinson having her way - wide stance; tick-tock slugging either side of Lucy's torso; bodying up to stack Lucy while tucking right hands into her belly; pushing off to reset. Hale miserable from the constant touch of blonde upon bruised brunette flesh, but Lucy refusing to give satisfaction...Wilkinson's pace finally slows late as blonde girl finally punches herself out.

R10: Kendra still grinning and frisky, but she's arm-weary...Lucy able to punch-away midring as girls exchange jamming rights/hooking lefts jugs and face. Frequently falling together...girls stumble about tummy-to-tummy until ref's breaks...Lucy rallying slightly as Kendra's breathing hard. Hale enjoying one shining moment: left hand curled around Kendra's tricep; right hand/forearm PLOWING Playmate jug...Wilkinson gasping in shock, her eyebrows arched high/eyes closed/lips parted as Lucy's jamming rack. Kendra able to tie up and halt the assault...trudging, jiggling slugfest continues in fits-and-starts to bell. Comes back UD10 Wide Kendra Wilkinson.

After: Waiting for the decision with the ref in between fighters, holding each by a wrist - Kendra crosses in front of the official to natter incessantly at Lucy: "OMG I kicked your butt! Have you ever taken a beating like that before? Like, has anyone hit you that much? I was all OVER you, right? Like, you were in the ropes all "uhh - stahp - uhh - no" and I'm all "grrrr - POW KAPOW!" you know?" When decision's announced, ref lifts Kendra's hand while she's talking, causing her to break into squeals of delight...she's hopping up and down in front of Lucy - poor Hale blinking away tears, just wanting to get away from the gloating. Kendra hugging the ref; chasing after Hale to her corner, letting everyone there know what an epic ass-kicking Lucy took; running from there to distribute more hugs to bewildered ring occupants...Kendra one excited Playmate in victory. "I just told her that this was prolly beating of the year, and that my punching was epic!" Kendra reveals in postfight, talking about her trip to Hale's corner. "I'm surprised she didn't quit - I mean - I just threw a blanket over that girl and kicked the crap out of her! I'm prolly the best puncher at flyweight - I'm like Hayden only super-sexy and more ballistic. I gobbled Lucy up tonight, MAN! I can't believe how much hitting I did! I..." On and on in that vain - Kendra with a lot to say - much of it barely intelligible, but all of it bubbly and excited.