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8 February 2013 Katie Holmes vs Olga Kurylenko

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Posted by simguy on February 8, 2013, 6:23 pm

BEFORE: Slap me once, shame on you; slap me twice, shame on me: Katie well prepared in prefight, blocking Olga's slapping right and delivering a clapping right response to send Kurylenko staggering away, rubbing her cheek...Katie's all smoldering eyes and determined lips on the stage. "I respect Olga for wanting a rematch," Katie says at podium, "she's got heart if not a whole lot of sense. We learned one basic lesson from our first fight: I've got puncher's legs; she's got submission fighter's legs. She's all bendy and lithe - she could scissor you up a thousand ways from Sunday...but when she stands and trades with me? My legs prevail. It'll be a nasty, tough fight while it lasts, but nothings going to change. In the end, Katie Holmes owns Olga Kurylenko, and that's all there is to it!"

Olga seething as Katie's 'tude strikes all Kurylenko's nerves. "Ask Famke Janssen if I have puncher's legs," Olga says indignantly. "Every part of me is superior to every part of Katie, and this time, she will be made to suffer! Holmes would do well to quit, for I intend to torment her in this fight. Winning is no longer sufficient: I must take this woman's heart!"

Olga in white bikini bottoms; scoop style bikini top with thin gold medallions forming overlapping scales which flop like fringes; white gloves; short, choppy black hair in gypsy tangles. Katie in bright royal blue bikini; slick low pony; white gloves.

During R1: Olga limber, hands in loose gull-wing to either side, palms down as she roams leggy to her right. Katie: right near chin - left extended, circling in air or pawing for Olga - Holmes intending to sweep left/lean into short, blunt power-rights. Kurylenko circumspect, stepping in wide stance...she'll lash a wide, palm-down right to Katie's flank, then stiff-arm the left jab to Katie's tits, hoping to disrupt any counters. Leads to rangy cat and mouse as girls deploy wider, rangier leads in order to set up abrupt, jolting follow-ups. Down the stretch, Katie gets it right, sweeping a slow left hook up off her hip in a wide arc; leaning in to slam a right short n' stout to Olga's chin...Kurylenko caught flush, sent scooting to her buns with a stung expression. Katie all hard-eyed, tight-lipped stomping to neutral corner: Olga beats the count wobbly, forming dukes-at-temples near ropes. Holmes steps-to, sweeps the slow hook to right ear; drops in the short, jolting right on Olga's guard; hooks Olga's waist - the mitt bouncing tart off toned meat; straps the right across waist and OLGA TAKES A KNEE! Kurylenko in agony, planting on right knee and whining from body-blows. Katie: pitiless gazing down, looming over Olga until ref pushes Holmes back.

R2: Same respective fronts...Olga recovers well from knockdowns, taking the initiative early. Limber slugging from the relaxed gull-wing - Olga strapping rangy palm-down rights wide to Katie's left hip; stiff-arming the left into Katie's tits to push her off...Holmes' counters coming late/falling short as she's frequently off balance. Final minute - Olga breezing to the finish line: Katie starts knocking pate with the left jab, poking Olga into compliance; following up right/left criss-cross to chin, driving Kurylenko backwards. Final seconds, Katie jabs; sells the short right by stepping her right foot forward and out wide; planting on right (now lead) foot, Katie swings a chipper left cross from a southpaw stance, kissing a startled Olga across the chin and SEEING BRUNETTE TO HER BUNS! Kurylenko dropped by sheer cleverness - Olga all open-mouthed in shock; hair in her eyes; hands on canvas behind her for support as Katie steals a Kurylenko round!

R3: Katie in orthodox again, pivoting clockwise around a banging jab: Olga fretful now, holding mitts at cheeks, following Holmes around. It's Holmes picking Kurylenko apart at will - jabs keeping Olga's dukes up; straight right hands sloping down into gut; batting hooks shivering off waist as Katie slugs from the left (front) plant leg. Midway through, Olga trying to open up, but Katie jabs over Olga's right shoulder to block the Kurylenko cross; steps-in close to fit a stubby right uppercut to chin and SPILLS OLGA TO CANVAS! Olga's legs fail, dropping her to haunches and hands...Kurylenko sputtering on the spot, fighting back tears...she's SO disappointed as Katie's racking up huge rounds through 3.

R4: Olga's been stepping in with lashing rights wide to flank from the gullwing...midway through the fourth, she crosses Katie up, sweeping that shot with a 3/4s delivery to clip chin, PUTTING KATIE ON HER BUNS! Holmes dropped near the ropes, scrambling up off her butt, but Olga gets at least one answer-knockdown in the fourth. Holmes resilient enough to come off the ropes and stalk leggy Olga rest of the way: Kurylenko loping to her right, feinting at Katie, lashing and hacking at the body as suddenly chin-shy Holmes forms rigid earmuff.

R5: Rangy, strapping stuff as Katie stalks forward; Olga circles counter-clockwise all leggy outside. Two-beat punching working for Olga: the sweeping lead right to flank/hip landing with solid CHUP! noises; the stiff, follow-up straight left punching Katie onto her heels thereafter. Holmes also successful locating her jab tits or face...short right hands aren't landing with the same blunt force as Olga's bailing out in anticipation, but it's still effective aggression for Katie.

R6: Katie rocks Olga midway through - sweeping the left to distract; stepping in and slamming the right short to chin with AUTHORITY. Olga stumbling to ropes all shook up...she stoops forward in earmuff, giving up her waist to batting lefts and rights from no-nonsense Katie - Holmes swinging away, bouncing mitts hot off meat as Olga groans into her mitts. Down the stretch, Katie trying to work Olga over big-girl at ropes, but Kurylenko won't cooperate: desperation bendy-slugging from Olga forces Holmes to withdraw - Kurylenko just twisting and dipping into wild, free-swinging lefts and rights to bell.

R7: Katie lulling Olga with spanking jabs - just punching Kurylenko in the raised guard - steppin' left around the poke - occasionally jabbing down to gut. Olga turning-with, timing her foe. Minute mark, Katie flashes jab/right hand against Olga's raised hands; sweeps a wide, slow left that draws Olga's right out of position to block; steps in close and DRIVES that short right off the shoulder - Katie just getting her back into a pulverizing chin-shot. Olga's head snaps back; hands droop forward with her torso; legs lock up, pitching her backward...she crashes to the deck all stiff-legged and rubber armed, lying tits up for 10! KO7 Katie Holmes in ship-shape fashion.

AFter: Katie confirms her prior KO over Olga with another...Kurylenko wearing her heart on her sleeve tonight - battling up off the canvas time and time again, but in the end...Katie's legs prevail. "Owned," Holmes shrugs, eyes hard with veteran callousness. "She wanted it and I gave it to her. I punch to hurt girls now - that's what you need to understand. You can't just hang back and wait to chin check me now. You know who I want? Jennifer Lawrence. I can fetch her the same hurt I gave Olga, and I bet it'll have the same results. Not afraid of Jen's power, because she'll never get off against me. There - I called out a hot young name: we'll see what happens!"