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8 February 2013 Jamie Chung vs Emma Stone

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Posted by simguy on February 8, 2013, 6:29 pm

BEFORE: "Emma's so over-rated," Chung grouses in prefight, pouting prettily at the thought of Emma's success. "She's nothing special! Body: 5; Face: 5; Acting: 3...you know? I hate it when girls like Stone get attention because it makes you wonder - do people REALLY like average-looking girls with screechy voices and zero talent? If so, what are girls as hot as me supposed to do? It's crazy! I'm in movies too; I'm on magazine covers...it's time people started realizing that I'M the next Jessica Alba - not Emma!"

Stone amused by the diatribe, going onto the attack when it's her turn. "Did you guys see Jamie in 'Gangster Squad'?" Emma quips, eyes all mock-wide, "Oh wait: that was me. But did you see her in 'Spiderman'? Oh...no...that was me again. I GUESS she's been in movies...does porn count? I don't know. Anyway - I DO know Jamie's on TV where she belongs, and where you can see her every week if you want, for free. Point is, I'm chewing girls like Jamie and Lilo up, because I AM the new super-starlet. I'm where Hot happens, and Jamie's not, and this fight is all about me helping her deal with her small 'c' issues!"

Jamie in tan bandeau bikini in suede - loose-fitting bottoms baggy about her buns; small black mitts; long dark hair in wild tangles; bronzed skin. Emma in black bra/panties; small black gloves; pale skin; red hair loose, long, tangled. During ref's instructions - Emma extends right hand to touch 'em up; Jamie offering back a sour look with hands-on-hips...Emma elects to poke her right into Jamie's tummy instead, instigating a little prefight squall.

During R1: Jamie loping leggy about the perimeter, arms loose/hands down around her hips. Emma more orthodox, giving pursuit with elbows in/dukes up. Chung lithe, unpredictable...she'll hop to her right; feint; lash a sweeping buggywhip right to head or body, then scamper away bendy/leggy. Stone biting on feints and covering up well - she's blocking potshots, but not getting much leather on Jamie-meat...Chung's legs calling the shots in the first.

R2: Jamie settling down more in spots, but still roaming leggy around her redhead - Chung with supple feints, setting up jabs to Emma's tummy or cuffing rights up top - Jamie swiping away from her hips with either hand. Minute mark, Stone chasing after Jamie as Chungs retreating away in clockwise circle at the hop...Jamie somehow timing a rubbery right hand off her thigh to catch Emma on the chin as redhead's pursuing - cutting power to Stone's legs and REDHEAD DOWN! Emma dropped awkwardly to her back as Chung shouts "YEAH BABY!" Stone rickety as a newborn foal getting back to her feet. Emma hurrrt, sagging into ropes for support: Chung wades on in and lays a SAVAGE limber-limbed whipping on her rival. Chung all lanky/lithe squaring up - pushing her left hand into Emma's high-guard to measure, then lashing cruel buggywhip rights to waist or left ear. Stone crying out, trying to keep face buried in gloves/elbows in tight...job of work for lean Jamie to apply the strap. Cruel, stroking blows track countless pink stripes across the ribs/tummy of Emma as Chung belts away with lips curled off her teeth. Bell: Chung's bronzed skin glossy with sweat, chest heaving, nostrils flaring...Emma in tears, hugging her battered ribcage but shouting "NO!" when Chung screams: "QUIT!"

R3: Emma back to basics, marching on Jamie in organized dukes-up/elbows-in look; stepping-in her left jab, dictating position to rangy Jamie. Chung loping and hopping the perimeter, but gradually running out of ring: redhead poke whittling down brunette options until Emma's able to trigger stiff right/left/right combos to scrub Jamie's face. Chung punched into ropes as small gloves spackle and scuff across her face...she's bendy in the pocket, bobbing at the waist, twisting her shoulders side to side with hands in low aspect, using slips and angles rather than blocking Emma's work. Once Emma starts missing, Chung reaches to clinch, wrapping Ems up around the lower-back for ref's breaks.

R4: Emma wearing her "Grrrr!" face in pursuit - stepping-in the jab, driving lissome Chung to ropes. Jamie spooked by all the face-punching - Emma hard-eyed, determined when she gets her spots to get off straight right/left/right scrubbing combos up top. Jamie bending low/straightening up into clinches...Emma squirming in the grasp, pushing at sleek bronze shoulders, or just slapping right hands at Jamie's hip/back until ref's breaks. Bitter retreat for Chung - Emma finding the face with some consistency, chipping away at the pretty through 4.

R5: Emma driving on Jamie - that stiff, sticky jab really starting to dictate terms. Chung poked to ropes, looking to bob and weave with her hands down in the pocket, but Emma adjusting for answers now. Stone crowding close to ram her forearms into Jamie's shoulders, jostling Chung into ropes; dipping and digging jagged left hooks to tummy and sternum - scouring at Jamie to get her cringing; using elbows to ward off Jamie's panicky clinch attempts, then; PASTING AWAY ON JAMIE'S FACE! Most determined face-punching of Emma's career in these spots - her lips tight/eyes blazing as she scrubs away right/left/right...poor Chung laying back in ropes, getting pelted...she's finally forced to show face-in-gloves. With Jamie discouraged/not firing back - Emma applies the lash - hacking wide, palm-down rights to leftside ribs; digging PIK! PAK! hooks to waist; pounding away rigid, ringing right/left/rights against Jamie's guard up top. It's all too much - sputtering Chung eventually dropping to right knee once Emma's fists start to penetrate to face again...Jamie all sniveling and ass-kicked when she rises for her 8.

R6: Jamie competing early - hopping to midring; dipping at waist while reaching left hand in around Emma's right elbow; twisting to lash the right hand across Emma's front; twisting t'other way to lash the left, wrapping it around Emma's head and dragging her off-line. Stone staying composed, keeping elbows-in...she's dipping and digging harsh uppercuts from either hand, punishing Jamie's ribs below the jug line - then as Chung sputters in receipt, refocussing on face via crisp right/left/right criss-cross barrages. Emma's disclipine eventually overwhelms Jamie's bendiness...Chung getting out-punched/driven to ropes...she forms a stricken face-in-gloves, sobbing into her mitts as seething Emma strokes the flanks lanky to bell.

R7: Whirling, almost random action around the ring as Emma tries to walk Jamie down, only to encounter supple resistance. Chung bending deep to either side - straightening/twisting into walloping clouts that often wrap around Emma's head when they're not slamming to a halt on her. Stone staggering around under whip-limbed assault, but answering back via stout, digging uppercuts to ribcage in close, transitioning to facial-scrub when she can set her feet and find a target. Whirlwind action as Jamie's circling and lashing - Emma pursuing and digging...Chung with the better of it late as she walks Stone into clouting blows right/left across the mouth - Emma not seeing the punches rising from Chung's thighs.

R8: Emma SO determined off her stool - eyes blazing, lips crimped tight. She steps in jabbing, keeping right tight to cheek while issuing poke, driving Jamie to ropes. Chung snarling, baring teeth as she dips and writhes off the perimeter, lashing wide, swinging punches with her bending torso, keeping Emma wary. Head-bobbing works for Stone...she's getting under Jamie's wallops; digging jagged little left uppercuts to ribs off the counter...Chung cringing from the halfway mark, laying into ropes all short-of-breath. Emma pouring it on late, drilling in on Jamie's face via straight right/left/right criss-cross...Chung getting pasted, loses heart...she turns her right shoulder into ropes, bending at the waist; Jamie's right hand curls around her face to left temple, palm out - her left hand tucking up into right armpit. Emma snarling, sets weight on left leg; puts her right hand flat on Chung's brown lower back for balance; starts hooking at Jamie's head - left hands punching at Chung's presented left ear, then uppercutting find chin. PUNCHES START LANDING! Chung's head jerking up from chin-chips...she's loosening, lips parting in swoon! Emma just in there close, right hand on Jamie's back, keeping her stabilized, left hands batting away on face until Jamie blurts: "STAHP! STAHP!" Ref moves in, pushing Emma aside...TKO8 Emma Stone leaves pretty Jamie in tears.

AFter: Stone strutting around all "I'm Big" - redhead flashing cocky grins and head nods to friends and well-wishers in postfight. "She had her chances to end the fight," Emma assesses during in-ring stand-up, her scuffed face testifying to the effect of Jamie's mitts. "Got after me pretty good, put me down, but I've got movie-star pride, you know? Girl puts me down, I'm gonna get right back up and give her double, and that's what happened. Jamie hates when you paste her face, so that's what we focussed on, but I found that to do that, I needed to dig at her body a bit. Worked like a charm...it was way easier to get on top of her as the fight wore on...her legs weren't so sassy once I'd been at her ribs!