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19 February 2013 Andrea McLean vs Kate Winslet

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Andrea McLean 01.jpg Kate Winslet 04.jpg

BBU Card from Cardiff, Wales (U.JK.)

(Beever's Babes vs Foxfire Atlantic Boxing)

Posted by Knowlesley on February 19, 2013, 11:04 am

These two share a birthday – 5 October.

And they hate the sight of one another – Kate has beaten Andrea once, a 7 round win in December 2012, but her poaching of Jameela Jamil from Beevers Babes has angered Andrea, who is after revenge.

The loser faces an ass caning – oh dear!

Andrea looks pretty hot in an orange bikini tonight, while Kate wears a black bustier and pants, and they both look ready for action, with Denise van Outen holding the cane the winner will use on the loser’s butt later.

Round 1

Andrea’s moving quickly, but so is Kate, and they land jabs smartly in each other’s faces, testing each other out, and it’s Kate who gives ground first, Andrea quickly slipping left jabs past her gloves, then whipping a right hook around, clipping her jaw. Kate stops fighting, starts defending, and takes a swift one-two to the face – this is good stuff from Andrea, who is really charged up for the fight, and she’s attacking again, lands her jab – but Kate hits her hard with her left hook, stopping Andrea’s advance. Kate has hurt Andrea, but the older girl doesn’t show it, and her faster hands are snapping into Kate’s face again, and she certainly seems to have learned not to stand still against the actress, remembering the beating she took from her back in early December. Even so, at 47, it’s not easy to stay mobile for a whole round, and Kate cracks Andrea to the body with hard left and right hooks before the bell brings the round to a close.

Round 2

The break has rejuvenated Andrea, who snaps out a couple of sharp left jabs, both connecting with Kate’s frowning mouth, the actress stepping back again, giving ground to the TV presenter, who stands back as well, not risking a trade. Kate moves in, pressing Andrea closer to the ropes, and the older girl jabs her again, failing to spot that the actress has her well in range, but then it’s too late, and the left hook from Kate smacks hard into her mouth, flipping her back to the ropes, and there’s a smear of blood on Andrea’s lips as she guards her face with her gloves. Kate’s not following in as she might, and Andrea gets her lively jab working again, bounces around, then eats another left hook, and she’s looking a little dazed as she slows down again in the closing stages, and Kate’s giving her body some rough treatment in the final seconds, draining her energy.

Round 3

That late punishment in the last round is still effecting Andrea, and she’s not moving as well now, Kate leather her body, the older girl groaning, and Kate gets home with the left hook again, sending her backwards and to the ropes. Andrea hardly moves as Kate wades in, the actress giving her a hard time, digging into her ribs, then she’s smacking punches into her face, McLean’s lips spitting blood, and she’s down! Wiping her lips on her white gloves, Andrea gets to her feet at 8, still looking a little shaky, and still an easy target for Kate as she hammers away to the older girl’s body, then she nails her with another left hook to the mouth, and Andrea’s lips are very swollen at the end of this round.

Round 4

Kate comes off her stool expectant, and she starts to push Andrea around, but the older girl is showing great resolve and determination, moving better again now, jabbing again as well, then staying out of Kate’s reach. Kate gets through to Andrea with a combination to the body again, the TV presenter wincing, but managing to get away, jabbing Kate’s face on the retreat, and Kate isn’t pleased at this, swings her left gloves, and misses, which lets Andrea get in and clinch until the referee parts them. Again Andrea lands a couple of well-aimed punches, but Kate’s counter-punching viciously, and she tags Andrea with her right this time, the older girl backing off again, then she clinches for all she’s worth when Kate comes in close, running the clock down, and nicking a round back.

Round 5

Andrea’s gaining confidence again, and she’s moving and jabbing well, with Kate starting the round defensively, then she’s slowly but surely cutting down the space Andrea can operate in, stalking the older girl, before hammering punches into her body, and now Andrea isn’t moving too well. In fact she’s gasping as Kate whips a series of punches into her flanks, her gloves dropping, and Kate just picks her off, spanking her gloves into Andrea’s face, sending her sideways, turning her, twisting her, putting her down with right hook to the mouth. Andrea takes another 8 count, and there’s not too long for the staggering TV presenter to survive before she can rest, but she’s got Kate in her face again, gets hurt once more with that right hook, and sinks to her knees on the canvas again, this time rising at 6 as the bell ends the round.

Round 6

Kate’s really going for Andrea now – she knows she’s got her girl beaten, but she wants to crush her, and she’s hitting her to the body again, and now to the face, the skin now black, blue, purple and definitely stretched as it swells under this bombardment, and her legs can hardly hold her up as she lays back against the ropes, Kate slamming her with right hooks, finally putting her away with a left, and Andrea McLean knows no more.

Result: Kate Winslet knocked Andrea McLean out in round 6.

Well, that two fights these women have had, and two crushing wins for Kate Winslet- maybe now Andrea McLean has learned her lesson!

But the evening’s entertainment is not over! Denise van Outen is standing in the centre of the ring, brandishing that cane, handing it to Kate Winslet, before taking obvious pleasure in dragging Andrea McLean across the ring, then she bends her over the top rope, and secures her wrists, stretching her arms out nice and wide. Standing behind Andrea, Denise rips down her bikini briefs, then tells Kate, “She’s all yours, honey!” before leaving the ring.

Andrea is rather soundly tethered now, her wide eyes filling with tears as Denise, now outside the ring, stuffs her bikini briefs into her mouth to stop her from screaming, then the cane swipes across her bare buttocks, leaving am angry red welt. Kate gives her 12 lashes of the can across her ass, then another six across the backs of her legs, and the tears are rolling down Andrea’s cheeks once she’s finished, her seconds eventually freeing her and helping her to her dressing room.