"JMD Rookies Night" PPV

Posted by OddManOut/results by Sim on February 20, 2013, 6:42 pm

Before: “I’m the best thing to happen in JMD since Jessica Simpson stopped getting title fights,” Jessica jumping in with both feet as usual. “I’ll just walk right over this Kendra wanna-be, and show the fans what they’ve been missing.”

Sara taken aback, “Kendra was never Playmate of the Year. We’re great friends, which is why we’ve never fought, but I’m not her sidekick by any means. And I‘ll prove it when I bust up her boobs, then make her motorboat my perfect pair!”

Kendra Wilkinson in the front row, showing her support for Sara with a T-shirt displaying Sara’s first Playboy cover. Electric blue bikini with matching gloves for Jessica, hair pulled back in a ponytail. Pink triangle-cut bikini with matching gloves for Sara, shoulder-length hair loose. On ref’s instruction to touch ‘em up, both girls start throwing right hands, pink and blue gloves setting pink and blue covered breasts swaying.

R1: Jessica steadily driving Sara backward, with shoving left and rights. Underwood’s face turned to the side, looking away from the punches while Lowndes fearlessly wades in. Sara’s back hits ropes, Jessica celebrates with a stamping romp to Playmate jug. Just a rush of lefts and rights across Underwood’s proud rack. Sara outraged, attempting to push her way off the ropes Jessica proving the stronger vixen, staying on the jugs, beating Sara into open-mouthed stupor by the bell. Lowndes bouncing, hooting at Underwood, snarling blonde pushes brunette, all hell breaks loose as ref scrambles to separate little juggernauts.

R2: Sara able to match Jessica punch for punch. Both fighters standing tall with backs straight, teeth bared, fists pushing out hot & heavy from shoulders as faces and chests are bumped and bruised. Neither girl too creative, just bulling their way in, stamping as they try to back each other up. Fat roundhouse blows shivering off flanks; sweeping rights up into gut; chugging hup-hup up into overhanging jug as Underwood finally manages to shove Lowndes into the ropes. Jessica facing into the blows, taking a rude bufeting, but refusing to giver up her back as she rides out the last seconds of the round.


R3: TORRID punching as girls meet midring, neither fighter can come forward as ferocity cancels each other out in battle of mutual assured destruction. Pushing, shoving action replaced by more compact hup-hup underneath as girls fall in mouth on shoulder. Feet stamping, backsides jiggle as girls push and rub for position. Tummies and jug under constant buffet or swipe, girls working hard to wiggle hands in under opposing arms. Down the stretch, Jessica clips Sara with some short right uppercuts in close, using the left arm to reach around Playmate’s hip and draw her in, smothering receipts.

R4: Both girls breathing hard, lips parted, but still just pushing out crazed bumper-car punches with non-stop abandon. More circling and glaring, Jessica will throw hard right hands against Sara’s face, the blonde will come back and stuff stiff lefts the brunette’s cleavage. Threats and trash talk have been replaced by grunts and cries of pain as close fight grinds on.

R5: Sara picks up the already insane pace, plowing into Jessica’s rack with criss-cross punches. Driven back, Lowndes firms, answering back in kind with Jackhammer blows to Underwood’s sloshing jugs. Hot tossing both ways, with progress measured in single steps amid incoherent shrieks of pain, until the final seconds. A drifting right hand slams into Sara’s solar plexus, doubling her over. Jessica puts everything she has left into an uppercut that sends Underwood sprawling bonelessly to the canvas just as the bell sounds. Corner crew gets her to her stool, and tries desperately to get her into condition to come out for the next round.

R6: Sara has to be hoisted off of her stool. Jessica eagerly swooping off of her stool, smashing her blonde into the ropes. Lowndes opens her stance, punching Underwood’s hands out of the way, then slamming criss-cross lefts and rights to Playmate rack. Sara’s head lolls forward as Jessica bares her teeth in a predatory smile. Underwood’s hands fall to her side as the middle minute grinds on AND THE REF STEPS IN! TKO6 LOWNDES in the toughest fight of the night!

After: Jessica bounds across the ring, tackling the barely revived Sara off of her stool. Getting a good seat in Underwood’s lap in the corner, Lowndes pins her in place by wrapping her legs around the ringpost. Jessica starts rocking up and down, rubbing her breasts on Sara’s face mockingly as she locks eyes with Kendra Wilkinson out in the audience. She grabs a good handful of blonde hair to hold her prey in place. Sara groggily clutches onto Jessica’s ponytail, weakly tugging on it.

As the humiliation drags on with no end in sight, Kendra jumps to her feet. Emmanuelle Vaugier and Adriana Lima hold her in place with a hand on each shoulder, making sure she doesn’t intervene. JMD collision between these two goes from probability to certainty as Jessica just smiles as Kendra drives herself to tears shrieking threats and imprecations at the brunette.

Finally, Jessica wraps Sara up and pulls her into the valley of her cleavage. Once she feels Underwood’s struggles stop, she untangles herself and then pushes herself away. Sara slumps forward, still seated. Jessica toes her onto her side, then locks smiles at Kendra again as she delivers a mean-spirited kick to Sara’s midsection. Kendra breaks away from her handlers, and charges at an advancing Jessica. She’s halfway over the guardrail when Adriana wraps her up again. Jessica deliberately walks past a struggling Kendra, leaning over to pat her on the cheek as she makes her exit.