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21 February 2013 Troian Bellisario vs Nina Dobrev

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Celebrity Boxing After Dark

Posted by simguy on February 21, 2013, 9:54 am

BEFORE: "We're moving against Pretty Little Liars with our whole front-line cast," Nina D says in prefight, indicating that negotiations for a Vampi D/PLL showdown have been completed, "but I won't get my hands on Troian in that event, and I'm not waiting. This girl needs a butt whipping. It's the leader of Vampi D taking the leader of Pretty Little Liars out back the woodshed and beating some respect into her. These girls come strutting in like they own the YA suspense space - conveniently forgetting that we CREATED the space - and Troian's the very worst one. She's obviously a Nina D knock-off and I'm sick of it. I'm gonna set the table for our big showdown, by giving these girls a little taste of what they can expect when we come crashing down in full force!"

"Ever since we got here," Troian frowns at podium, "the Vampi D girls have been bullying us non-stop. We're not taking it anymore from them, and I'm not taking it anymore from Nina. If I'm a knock-off of her, she's a knock-off of Lilo: it doesn't work that way. Winners get to say who's the cheap copy of whom, and when I thrash every little inch of Nina's butt in that ring, you guys'll know who's for real. Take a good look at Dobrev's face guys: it's not going to be that pretty once I'm done with it!"

Nina in cobalt blue bikini with black sections at hip and inner-cup; small black gloves; long straight hair behind the ears. Troian in Burberry plaid bikini; small black gloves; hair in tangly ringlets, loose. Furious frowny-pouts all 'round during stare-downs: rangy vixens refuse to touch gloves when asked.

During R1: Troian hopping into stance midring, jabbing face; stooping to jab gut; roaming to her right. Dobrev with a gangly little step-out, bats mitts together, steps on in to slug - eats Troian's jab stiff to face. Troian scowling as she stands in pocket, pouring a short right to chin, then hooking Nina's breasts: Pretty Little Puncher puttin' 'em together classy in the opening minute, out-hitting Dobrev as girls work in and out. Second minute - Dobrev unleashing a slinging, low-slung left hook wide and supple to ribs/waist - lanky wallops land with a thick CHUP! sound in Troian's fat-free chassis. Bellisario keeps her feet moving, respecting Nina's lanky power: by the final minute, Troian's back in charge with a frisky-stiff upstairs/downstairs jabbing routine, keeping Dobrev canted back onto her right leg in defensive stance.

R2: Smart boxing from Troian again - stiff, swift jabs; nimble footwork from a wide, springy-legged stance. Nina frowning, jabbing to locate Troi's chest; sweeping a wide, succulent right heavy against Troian's left flank. Midway through - Nina gambles, stepping in with a looping 3/4s sidearm right...Troian misreads it, bringing arms down to protect her ribs...punch slams onto jaw, turning Troi to her right and PUTTING HER DOWN! Lanky shellack claps Troi to hands and knees...she's up quickly, blinking and startled, but ready to go after 8. Nina roams in to finish, but Troian legs to her right, turning Dobrev counterclockwise midring, boxing out the remaining seconds to deny a Nina D rampage.

R3: Troi showing good composure, shaking off the knockdown and getting back to her fightplan. Jab, jab, jab early - Troian sticking Nina upstairs and down from a wide stance, then roaming counterclockwise - feinting before committing again. Dobrev frowning, a little frustrated - Troian's pretty skilled here, touching her rival and avoiding receipts. Leads to ringing face-punches as Troian dials in: Bellisario narrowing her eyes, crimping her lips as she scrubs away straight right/lefts in criss-cross delivery against lips/cheeks/brows. Nina sputtering, stumbling forward all face-spanked and confused, only to find Troian turning her left flank and jabbing her again. Down the stretch, Troian hurts Nina with a surprise straight right slanted to gut, cramping Dobrev up with stricken expression. Nina tottering forward "uhhh..."; Troian scrubbing away, walking her girl into face-punching right/left criss-cross and NINA GOES DOWN! Dobrev sputtering to knees and elbows - getting up too quickly and sprawling face-first in ropes...Troian delighted at the sight of Nina momentarily frazzled and disoriented. Bell: Troian making hard eye contact with Nina - both girls hurting now, having felt the other's power through 3.

R4: Troian growing in confidence, dropping her left hand to her thigh in spots, mugging at Nina, then pasting her left/right in quick criss-cross. Dobrev grumpy, keeping dukes at temples - trying to chop her way in with a pawing jab, but Troian answering with vicious, pinpoint rights and lefts, deliberately pounding at Nina's beautiful face. Middle minute a real gut check for Nina as she reaches to clinch - getting her hands/wrists around Troian's neck, but not pulling her in tight. Bellisario bashing away like a little Maria Menounos to Nina's ribs/waist as a result...poor Dobrev hanging off Troian with a woozy "Uhhhh..." face, stumbling around rather than tying up proper. Down the stretch, Troian doubling the jab to punch at Nina's face, then bending into lashing right hands...Bellisario belting away to glory on Nina's head, shutting her out through 4!

R5: Nina scowling, jabbing as Troian jabs, then slinging that wide, sidearm right wide to ribcage...Troi doesn't like it, grimacing as she roams to her right to shift angle. Bellisario feinting, sliding back to bait Nina forward...Dobrev's punches fall short as she fills the gap, only to be battered via stiff right/left counters to face. Troian showing good respect, legging to her right after scoring...she's touching Nina up, turning her, sending her back to her corner all scuffed and grumpy through 5!

R6: Troian having her way! Bellisario frowning as she works on Nina - jabbing tummy/head; pivoting clockwise; trading right hands stiff through the middle, then beating Nina to the come-back hook to chin. Dobrev cranky, getting rocked in exchanges, then willing herself to come forward...she's really taking a pasting from hardhearted Troi! Nina blundering forward to clinch up top, but again, not wrapping Troian in a tight bundle, just draping off Bellisario's neck with hands/wrists in loose loop. Withering work done to Nina's body as a result: Troi head down, pumping slender arms, SCOURING away on tummy/ribs/tits as poor Nina stumbles around. Ref issuing breaks - Nina distressed, backside a little wobbly...Troian upbeat, aggressive, really taking it to Dobrev through 6!

R7: Nina jabs to get Troi covering up earmuff; crowds close with both hands on Troi's shoulders in loose cuddle formation, then OH: that rangy, digging hook behind Troian's right elbow! Bellisario's knees buckle - her face wincing forlorn...she's hurt and Nina's going all-in! Dobrev frowning as she sweeps a limber right wide to Troi's slender left flank - SPANKING the mitt loud off ribs. Left hook slops to body behind right elbow - then Nina doubles it, arching her back/twisting torso-right to really lash the fist in deep. POOR TROIAN! Bellisario sobbing into her mitts as she backs ass-first into ropes...Nina baring her fangs, whittling away on waist via rangy, whacking hooks, then slopping the right wide to flank or skull. Succulent beatdown a lanky-bodied classic, Nina just owning Troian, but minute mark: Troi fits right uppercut to solar plexus, catching Neens as she's reloading and DOBREV'S HURT! Nina blurting in pain, reaching to push at Troi's shoulders: Bellisario turns the tight hook across, punching Nina's face sideways and ejecting her mouthpiece! Nina's knees buckle as she totters back on her heels...Troi lunges in via desperation right, punching Nina across the chin to send her reeling across the ring! Nina hits far ropes in a daze - hair across her eyes - hands at shoulders: Troi steps in hooking the gut/chopping short-righty to cheek - BREAKING NINA DOWN! Dobrev dazed, sagging against ropes while pushing her hands out...Troian hurt, but pouring herself at Nina - clapping her face the swinging left; punching her chin the right cross. Neens slapping back weak, exposing herself to clean punches...Troi eventually able to bend her back into a looping overhand right to jaw and DOWN GOES DOBREV! Nina's back (right) knee collapses, spilling her to an awkward seat on bottom rope...her right knee's down, but rope holding her bottom off rope...SO TROI PASTES AWAY! Bellisario lost in Nina-hate - stooping forward to drill a nasty right to Dobrev's sleepy, upturned face, then the left - Troi just lapping away lanky until Nina sloughs to her right, sprawling on the deck. Nina D spreading out on her tummy, eyes closed...it's over! KO7 Troian Bellisario!

AFter: Accola standing, mute with shock, fists in her own hair; Kat Graham blinking in confusion; Holt pursing her lips in disgust...what was meant as a morale-crushing showcase of Vampi D supremacy turns into a humiliating rout as Pretty LIttle Punchers swarm the ring to hug-and-jump a battered, but jubilant Troian. AND SHE'S NOT DONE!

Once Dobrev has been collected and brought around on her stool...after the tears of realization have been shed...Troian pushes her way into the Lookout corner, pulls Nina to her feet by the slender left arm and takes a moment to wind right hand in the long soft locks of Dobrev, pulling the head back and to Nina's left. Thus secured, Nina is led around the ring - Troian snarling, tugging as necessary - right hand controlling the hair, her left hand gripping Nina's left wrist during the Walk of Shame. Poor Dobrev! Easily one of the worst nights of young Nina's life: PLP shouting their defiance with this win, putting more pressure than ever on the Vampi D women.