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1 March 2013 Allison Mack vs Jennifer Morrison

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Allison Mack 06.jpg Jennifer Morrison 02.jpg

FAB 4 AT THE ASYLUM PPV

(Site: The Asylum Arena. Philadelphia, Pennsylvania)

Posted by Results By Sim/Words By Wiz on March 1, 2013, 6:19 pm

BEFORE:

"I GET it," says a smiling Jennifer. "I'm just a stay busy for Allison. Mack's the star of this show, and I'm just the supporting character. But, Allison's about to find out that Jennifer Morrison is quite the scene stealer."

"If she thinks I'm treating this fight as just a way to get some rounds," says Allison, shaking her head, "She's in for a surprise. I was indie too long. I don't take anything for granted or anyone lightly. Jennifer has the FULL attention of 'Mack The Knife'."

ROUND ONE:

O'Dell: "Back at rings..."

McCarthy: "She does NOT have the full attention of 'Mac The Knife', because I am 'Mac The Knife' and my attention is divided among all KINDS of things!"

Tess: "Which could explain a LOT..."

McCarthy: "WAL-marttttttt..."

Tess: "I know one of the things you're always thinking about is roster moves, and I know you've been trying to mastermind a Munn trade to Front Street. You know, you could talk to JKO about swapping Munn for Upton. Wiz wants Kate. Then you could send her to Front Street and maybe get Dennings and a flyweight..."

McCarthy: "I DO like that Dennings kid...we could work her at bantam, maybe get Seyfried for fly. Maybe we could coax Wiz into giving up Torv! She'd be great at light and we could move Palicki up to welter when Gena retires..."

O'Dell: "You DO realize you're actually SAYING these things into a live mic, not just THINKING them, correct?"

McCarthy: "What? I'm just...you know I didn't mean...She...THIS IS YOUR FAULT, WALMART!"

Tess: (Whistling)

O'Dell: "Aaand that's 'Too Bad About Your Girl' by The Donnas you hear, and here comes the star of that music video, IFFI's Jennifer Morrison!"

McCarthy: "I STILL think IFFI is a silly name..."

Tess: "Says the woman who's name around Sceej is about to be 'Mudd'..."

McCarthy: "I'm WARNING you, Walmart..."

O'Dell(sighing): "Into the ring climbs Jennifer, helped off with the robe by the IFFI corner to reveal a lovely white number and..."

Oh, the shark, babe
Has such teeth, dear...

McCarthy: "UNbelievable! And, yes, I said it and I still think it's dirty, underhanded THIEVERY! Just like he STOLE my idea to move Perry to welterweight!"

Tess: "Again, Wiz did not STEAL this song, he BOUGHT the rights to it..."

McCarthy: "With DIRTY money! Just like he buys everything else! Including referees and judges!"

O'Dell(sighing more deeply): "And, of course, this version of the song can mean only one thing, that Allison Mack is on her way to the ring. Mack wearing that black robe with the gleaming silver knife on the back, blood dripping from the blade. Allison now into the ring. Helped off with the robe by Pink and Jewel to reveal the blood red bikini she favors, and, we're getting close to ready to go. Tess already on record as favoring Allison. What do you think, Mac?"

McCarthy: "Here's a little statistic I bet you didn't know, Walmart. IFFI is one of the few FCBA stables to have a WINNING record against Front Street! IFFI is currently up 5 to 3. And, Allison Mack is the most overrated fighter in the FCBA. And Morrison's going to prove it by pulling the upset and giving IFFI a 6-3 lead over the Dancing Hookers!"

O'Dell: "And, here we go. Morrison right to work. Getting busy off the bell and taking the fight to Mack. Jennnifer VERY aggressive early, Mac!"

McCarthy: "Smart move for an underdog. Get after your opponent right away. Let her know this is going to be a fight. Don't let her take control and get into a rhythm."

O'Dell: "But that's just what Allison is beginning to do. Mack bobbing and weaving, getting in close and going to work on the body. Slowly taking the initiative away from Jennifer."

Tess: "Mack PUNISHING the ribs with those hooks right now, Jenny."

O'Dell: "And then working her way upstairs, preempting Morrison, forcing Jennifer to the defensive. Allison landing in combination, Morrison trying to counter, but managing to land only here and there. Mack keeping up a steady pressure."

Tess: "And she's tatooing those ribs. Really getting into the body early."

O'Dell: "Mack in firm control as the final seconds tick away. There's the bell to end the first, and Allison Mack grabs it."

Tess: "And the 10-9 lead."

ROUND TWO:

O'Dell: "Second round underway and Mack back to work. Moving forward, working body...AND MORRISON ROCKS HER WITH A RIGHT HAND!"

McCarthy: "PERFECT right hand from Jennifer! She's got Mack in trouble!"

O'Dell: "Morrison going all in on this one! Letting both hands go! Mack covering up, backing to the ropes, high guard as Jennifer tees off!"

McCarthy: "Morrison wants to end this right here and she's putting everything into it!"

O'Dell: "She's blasting away at Mack on the ropes. Allison blocking and ducking some of it, but Morrison bombing away...AND IT'S OVER! REFEREE IS STOPPING IT!"

McCarthy: "YES! IFFI now 6-3 against the Hookers, just like I predicted!"

O'Dell: "Morrison celebrating. Leaping into the arms of her corner. Mack can't believe it! Letting the referee have it! Thinks it was a quick whistle, but the referee isn't buying, and your winner by TKO2 is Jennifer Morrison!"

McCarthy: "Quick whistle or not, I LOVE it!"

Tess: "Don't think it was, Mac. I think that's a good call by the referee. And this is a MAJOR win for Morrison, a BIG upset, not just getting the win, she's good enough to do that, but getting the stoppage here. A major shocker!"

AFTER:

O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"

Tess: "I have our winner, Jennifer Morrison, and, Jen, you said you could win this..."

Jennifer(still out of breath from celebrating): "KNEW I could! Knew it! I didn't come in here thinking stoppage, but I caught her with one and then just went for it. Got her out of there. This is HUGE for me. HUGE!"