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1 March 2013 Neve Campbell vs Kendra Wilkinson

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Neve Campbell 07.jpg Kendra Wilkinson 01.jpg

"Fab 4 at the Asylum" PPV

(Site: The Asylum Arena. Philadelphia, Pennsylvania)

Posted by Results By Sim/Words By Wiz on March 1, 2013, 6:26 pm

BEFORE:

"This isn't ABOUT Campbell," says Kendra, without a trace of a smile. "She's just what's in my WAY. But it's time she follows that fossil McCarthy into retirement and makes room for the next generation! And, after I SEND her there, her little protege is NEXT."

"Let me get this straight," says Neve, also with no trace of a smile. "This kid's plan is to use ME to get to Dennings? Let's see how that works out for her."

ROUND ONE:

O'Dell: "Back at ringside, and that little ditty is 'Just Like You', by Three Days Grace, and down the aisle comes Odds and Ends' Kendra Wilkinson..."

McCarthy: "Who ought to be fighting on cruise ships or strip clubs..."

Tess: "Um, Mac, Kendra is Odds and Ends' MOST POPULAR fighter...."

McCarthy: "I'm calling BS on that, Walmart! No WAY is she more popular than Shahi, Lima, or Refaeli!"

Tess: "That's not what Odds and Ends management says. And, this side of Carmella, who's bantamweight champion, Kendra is the most popular and highest ranked Playmate in the FCBA!"

McCarthy: "KENDRA IS NOT A PLAYMATE! She never paid dues! She never went through the vicious competition to earn a centerfold! All SHE did was SLEEP WITH HEF!"

O'Dell: "Wilkinson into the ring. Helped off with robe by the Odds and Ends corner, which includes her mentor, Emmanuelle Vaugier, to reveal a blue bikini that gets an appreciative cheer from the crowd..."

McCarthy: "Sadly, this may be the ONE disrobe of her career that Wilkinson actually wins..."

Tess: "There are those who say she's never LOST one...including against YOU..."

McCarthy: "Comparing Wilkinson to ME is like comparing a CANDLE to that meteor streaking through the skies over Russia!"

One-Nothing Wrong With Me
Two-Nothing Wrong With Me
Three-Nothing Wrong With Me
Four-Nothing Wrong With Me

One-Something's Got To Give
Two-Something' Got To Give
Three-Something's Got To Give

Now

Let The Bodies Hit The Floor
Let The Bodies Hit The Floor
Let The Bodies Hit The Flooooor

O'Dell: "That, of course, is 'Bodies' by Drowning Pool, and, accompanied by Kat Dennings, here comes 'The Bodysnatcher', Neve Campbell!"

Tess: "Oh, boy..."

McCarthy: "What are you babbling about, Walmart..."

Tess: "I KNOW that look. Wilkinson may have made a mistake here..."

O'Dell: "Neve into the ring. Helped off with the robe by Jewel and Pink...while Dennings and Wilkinson do a nice little staredown across the ring..."

Tess: "As opposed to Vaugier and Campbell, who exchange nods..."

O'Dell: "Two veterans showing respect for another girl who's been through the wars of the FCBA. Looks like Dennings is going to stick around in the Front Street corner. Meanwhile, Neve just about ready in the familiar black two piece and it's time for predictions. Tess on record as making Neve a prohibitive favoite here. Mac?"

McCarthy: "That Pearl Harboring Wilkinson is a no-talent BIMBO, just like Dennings always says! And Campbell's PAST it. Those last two fights with ME, BOTH of which I WON, took whatever she had left OUT of her. And she was NEVER that good! I was ALWAYS better! I was the STAR at Samdog and she was in my shadow her whole CAREER! I haven't sparred in anger in a MONTH and I could go back and glove up right NOW and beat her!"

Tess: "Is there a PICK in there, somewhere!"

McCarthy: "I hope they BOTH lose!"

O'Dell: "There's the bell for the first, and..."

McCarthy: "GET her, Kendra! Knock her OUT!"

Tess: "And the thin veil of impartiality falls away..."

O'Dell: "Wilkinson very busy immediately, firing away with both hands. Neve content to back up and work from the pocket..."

McCarthy: "Like I said, PAST it. Laying against the ropes and letting Kendra dictate the pace."

O'Dell: "Wilkinson firing away, but Campbell cool and calm in the pocket, picking off most of the blonde's shots, content to counter with heavy leather."

Tess: "Kendra landing a bit more, but Neve landing harder, cleaner stuff."

O'Dell: "Wilkinson unrelenting in the assault. Campbell unhurried in response..."

Tess: "RIGHT HAND, NEVE!"

O'Dell: "And Kendra is GOBSMACKED! Shaken right to her toes by a nasty right hook. Wilkinson wobbles backward and Campbell goes to work backing her up with big shots. Kendra's legs not working well at all. Stumbling. Trying to keep her feet, but doggedly determined to hang on. Campbell scoring with both hands, has Wilkinson on the ropes and now hooking body as the round ends!"

McCarthy: "Give the kid credit. She didn't punk."

Tess: "But, there's no question who won the round and took the 10-9 lead."

ROUND TWO:

O'Dell: "Second round underway and Kendra seems to have the legs back. She's right after Neve, who, again, is content to fight from the pocket..."

McCarthy: "Campbell may be out of gas already..."

Tess: "Highly unlikely, COMMA, Brain..."

O'Dell: "Kendra showing a bit more discipline this round. Throwing fewer punches, but landing a higher percentage. Campbell again content to counter. Picking off some of the blonde's offerings with her gloves and shoulders, ducking and dodging others."

McCarthy: "Not much coming back from Campbell this round. Maybe sitting on a right hand or just fighting lazy. Either way, Wilkinson fighting lead and having the better of things this round."

O'Dell: "Kendra keeping up a steady pressure. Not getting wild or sloppy, but staying busy. Campbell continuing to land the occasional counter, but, as the final seconds wind down, those won't be enough to get her the round. There's the bell, and the blonde has evened it up."

Tess: "19-19 through two."

ROUND THREE:

O'Dell: "We're back in action in the third and Wilkinson again going after Campbell. Neve again willing to fight from the pocket and Kendra more than willing to attack it."

Tess: "Give Kendra credit, she's not taken a backward step in this fight with the exception of when she got hurt. She's more than willing to trade with Neve, and there aren't a lot of girls lining up to do that."

McCarthy: "I never had a problem doing it..."

Tess: "No, but you had problems as a RESULT of doing it..."

McCarthy: "SHUT. UP. WALMART!"

O'Dell: "Kendra banging away lusty. Neve countering right back with heavy leather of her own. Wilkinson, pony tail bouncing slugging away, Campbell just as busy this round, putting punches together in counter..."

Tess: "RIGHT HAND, NEVE!"

O'Dell: "Campbell a straight right hand that shook Wilkinson! SHOVEL HOOK AND DOWN SHE GOES!"

McCarthy: "GET UP, KENDRA! GET UP!"

O'Dell: "Campbell to a neutral corner while Kat Dennings jumps up and down in the Front Street corner like a kid at Christmas. Wilkinson down holding her midsection as the referee's count is at five, six, seven..."

McCarthy: "GET UP! GET UP!"

O'Dell: "Eight, nine, TEN! IT'S OVER! Your winner by KO3 is 'The Bodysnatcher', Neve Campbell!"

Tess: "Let's check the replay..."

McCarthy: "We don't NEED to see the replay...TRUCK DON'T SHOW THE REPLAY..."

Tess: "Here's the straight right hand that paralyzes Kendra. Wilkinson wobbles, but we all know how tough and sturdy she is. She stays up when a lot of girls would have gone down. Kendra's gloves come up and Neve snaps out a left jab that bounces off the gloves, then buries the shovel hook to the liver, and that puts Kendra down for the count."

O'Dell: "Vaugier among those helping Wilkinson to her corner...and there's another eye lock between Kendra and Kat. One of them smiling, the other not so much..."

Tess: "Why do I get the feeling this little feud is far from over?"

O'Dell: "Only because it is, Tess. Only because it is."

AFTER:

O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"

Tess: "I'm with our winner, Neve Campbell. Neve, some people said this was a no-win fight for you..."

Neve: "You know that's interesting, Tess. Because, I'm pretty sure I just WON."

Tess: "Were you surprised by how aggressive Kendra was?"

Neve: "Look, the kid stole this fight from a stablemate, so, I figured she was pretty aggressive. And she's got guts, there's no question about that. Brains, now, that might be another story."