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4 March 2013 Christina Aguilera vs Lady Gaga

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Celebrity Boxing After Dark

(Results: Simguy; Story: Franchise)

Posted by franchise on March 4, 2013, 4:13 pm

Aguilera catty during prefight interviews, dismissing Gaga as a "talent less copycat and a china chinned hooker." Promising to make an example of her before avenging her upset loss to Demi Lovato. Gaga smiling when made aware of Aguilera's comments. "Christina hasn't been in shape for years, she went from a genie in a bottle to a pear shaped has been. I will outbox her and send her back to her mediocre show tonight"

Aguilera in a white bikini, matching gloves and boots, blonde hair loose. Gaga in a red bikini, white gloves and boots, short blonde hair loose. Chrissy taking the opportunity to cheap shot Gaga during the refs instructions, laughing on her way back to her corner.

Round One: Gaga springing off her stool, storming into Chrissy with crisp flurries of jabs setting up hooks to the body and jugs. Lady G getting brave, bending down and springing an overhand right into Chrissy's guard sending her reeling to the ropes, then landing a punishing one two sequence to Aggy's soft belly, bunching Chrissy forward with a groan and forcing her to sit into the ropes. Aggy covering up earmuff in a daze. LADY G IS POUNDING CHRISSY'S PUPPIES! Gaga tearing into Aguilera's rack with sharp hooks, testing the strength of her top as Christina soaks it up. Aguilera desperately clinching, pulling down Gaga's head with her left before landing a heinous series of hooks into Lady G's bikini bottoms... GAGA IS HURT! Lady G gurgling as Chrissy bodies her into the corner. Gaga reaching forward, trying to clinch and kill the clock, arms dangling around Aguilera's neck as Chrissy shoves her off with her right shoulder before punishing her with a booming right hook... DOWN GOES GAGA!!! Lady G caught flush on the jaw, head swiveling as she bounced into the turnbuckles before sliding down to the canvas, back against the post, head lolling, and abs quivering, Gaga desperately trying to rise, nearly up at nine before the ref waives it off! KO 1 Chrissy Aguilera in heinous fashion!

Aguilera greeted with a chorus of boos as she climbs the ropes and points at a clearly disgusted Demi Lovato. "You're up next chubs" screams Christina, "you won't get lucky next time." Chrissy storming off the ropes, grabbing a dazed Gaga and burying her head into her heaving rack "you wanna pound my jugs, how do you like them now Gaga" screams Chrissy as Gaga weakly flails her arms before she fades. Aguilera leaves Gaga quivering on the canvas as she exits the arena. Rematches all but guaranteed for Lovato and Gaga in the coming days.