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10 March 2013 Kim Kardashian vs Jessica Simpson

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Proving Ground PPV

JMD: Jugs of Mass Destruction Bout

Posted by Lookout! Boxing on March 10, 2013, 12:05 pm

Before: Both fighters are on opposite sides of the ring, just bustling with energy as they bounced up and down on their feet, to a very approving crowd who are clearly enjoying their cleavage jiggling and backsides bouncing in anticipation of the upcoming contest. It only helps to know that one of the will likely be employing their ample assets to put the other to sleep at the end of this contest – which is the third between them, making this a tiebreaker between them, with their last series of bouts coming in 2010. Kim relentless in her analysis of Simpson prior to the match, “Who even cares about Jessica any more? Simpson is not a JMD fighter anymore – her jugs can't stop my jugs! For the record, she won't be able to stop me at all. Can you believe that fat pig promotes Weight Watchers? Simpsy is just so jealous of me!” as she shows off her body, spinning around to sway her tush back and forth. Simpson bristles at hearing Kardashian's comments, eyes narrowing angrily, as she has thus far been proud to show off her body post-pregnancy, “I am the best at JMD and my jugs WILL stop her jugs. I'm fitter and she is freaking fatter! By the end of the night, Kardashian can apologize up close and personal to these!”, cupping her chest and wiggling her jugs for emphasis, “Kardashian's fifteen minutes is up and I'm going to show that tonight!”

Kim Kardashian wearing a black bikini with a gold hoop holding the thin fabric together across her chest and matching gloves – hair in a tight ponytail; Jessica Simpson wearing a pink bikini with matching gloves and blonde hair in a fighting ponytail of her own.

R1: Both fighters jump in with energetic swinging, jugs-a-jumping, slamming their gloves in back and forth with strong, clouting blows into one another's cleavage. The two of them brawling mindlessly, engaging in bumper car boxing, bouncing off and then charging back in for another series of wild punches. Teeth bared as Kim is the more active of the two, ripping away at Simpson in sloppy fashion. Kim uses her body and plowing hooks to bully Jessica backwards as Simpson stumbles back in retreat. Simpson fighting back, but neither fighter able to connect effectively but that changes late in the round. Kardashian starts landing and sending her gloves pounding into Jessica's tummy and smiting her across her jugs. Jess bleats in response, swinging back but not able to retaliate properly as she clutches her chest. Kim grinning like a bully as she bumps Simpson off balance with her world-famous tush, drawing a cry of complaint from Simpson and a wink from Kardashian. The first round goes to Kardashian wide.

R2: More bumper car boxing and sloppy brawling ensues between the two as neither appears interested in a display of technical boxing. Both girls are, however, definitely interested in helping each other to more jug as they mindlessly slug it out. Eyes flashing and grunting insults towards one another, it's a defiant Simpson who fires back this round, trying to compress her brunette rival back against the ropes. Just driving in her fists into tummy and jugs, pounding away wildly at Kardashian rack. Kim's rump slumps down on the ropes as she tries to fight off of the ropes, punching at Simpson's tummy and hips. Rotating back and forth, finally forcing Jessica to backpedal as she twists Simpson into the ropes. Arms wrapped around her as she gets on top, forcing Simpson's jugs to take weight and driving in with rapid-fire punches into Simpson's ribs. Simpson punching back and trying to shove Kardashian off of her as Kim takes command over the final minute to force a draw for round two.

R3: Kim comes out swinging, aggressive as she lunges forward, loading up to batter away at Simpson's tummy or plowing towards her jugs. However determined Kardashian might be, she isn't accurate at all. Kim missing a lot more than she's hitting, unfortunately, but the sheer volume of her punches forces her foe backwards. In the second minute, however, Simpson really firms up her defense. Simpson pouncing forward, driving in with left hooks and stuffing right hands to force Kim back against the ropes. Simpson not overwhelming, but when she is connecting, she tees off effectively and hurts Kim with furious shots to rival jugs, making them bounce as Kim fires back to try to prevent any more attacks. However, Jess controls this round from the second minute on and takes her first round of the contest.

R4: Jessica picks up the pace and gets into a good rhythm, following where she left off, smothering her foe against the ropes. It's Jessica on top now, forcing Kardashian's jugs to take weight, forcing her into a clinch as she ragdolls her back against the ropes. Simpson has a wicked smile across her lips, clubbing away at Kardashian in much tighter fashion than the previous rounds. Kardashian is unable to get any offense this time, trying to clinch from time to time, but Simpson uses that against her, bearhugging her and cleavage compressing together, then slamming her back into the corner. Loading up again as she gets right back into the rhythm, pounding away at her rag and slamming her glove in jackhammer fashion into her brunette opponents belly-button, it's Simpson who delivers a beating bell to bell.

R5: Jessica going after Kardashian from the opening bell, just practically tackling her back against the ropes. Jessica reaching in underneath Kim's arms, chesting up and pressing her back against the ropes, then slugging in with clouting blows across her foe's cleavage. Kardashian trying to wiggle free, but Simpson staying on top, pounding away on a hurt Kim's thigh and tummy, crowding Kim along the ropes. Jessica pounding away, grinning as she listens to Kim whine in frustration but late in the round, those whines turn to grunt of determination. Kardashian working in underneath, scooping up with her gloves into Simpson's tummy and displaying some spunk to force her blonde tormentress backwards. The two of them slugging away at one another in the center of the ring as Kim's late burst of offense denies Simpson the shutout, but Jessica still takes the round.

R6: It's another display of wild brawling between the two as Simpson comes out swinging and Kim keeps up her gloves, trying to weather the storm and then unleashes a torrent of blows herself. Bumper car boxing between Simpsy and Kimmy as they batter at one another, loud bleats and shouts escaping, gloves pancaking against opposing jug. Backsides bouncing as they charge time and time again, but in the second minute, as Simpson comes forward, she feints low with her left hook and Kardashian realizes it too late, as Simpson delivers a right hand that sends Kardashian crashing down into the mats with a thud. The ref forces a beaming Simpson backwards as Kim rises off the canvas, clearly dazed, but Simpson swarms forward. Kardashian fighting hard to prevent any clean up attempt, punching away wildly and keeping herself upright through 6. Simpson wins this round wide with the knockdown.

R7: It's sensational two way brawling between the two, which the crowd raucously shows its appreciation for as both fighters come out wildly swinging in determined fashion. Kardashian crowding Simpson along the ropes in curvy fashion, pushing forward on proud thighs, just plowing away with right and lefts to Jessica's throbbing jugs. Battering her belly and occasionally drilling in a hook across her cheek, it's a woozy Simpson who is slumped down into the ropes. Jessica blinking as she is pancaked against the ropes, with Kardashian taunting her right into her face, licking her lips, but Simpson slugging back slowly. Gloves smacking wildly out towards Kardashian, stuffing into her tummy from underneath and then clouting across her chest, jugs jostling against one another as they press tightly against one another. Staggering along the ropes, both of them trading positions, grunting as each of them trade positions on top, forcing the other to take weight, jugs mushrooming and slapping against one another with wild forearms and shots being exchanged between the two in desperate fashion. Simpson shoving Kim backwards, just sweeping her left across a shocked Kardashian's face and plowing away at her tummy. Kim is wobbly-butt at the end of the round as Simpson keeps pouncing forward with wild blows and blonde overhauls brunette for points to steal the round late.

R8: Both girls catching their breathe on their stools, as neither of their conditioning allows for this kind of free-swinging and wild slugging pace over the course of 8 rounds. But, both Kim and Jessica rise from their respective corners and charge forward, just shoving Kardashian back into the turnbuckles. Kardashian depleted, but still fired back, as she bounces out of the corner and lunges towards Simpson, gloves flying. Simpson, however, slams in her right glove from overhead and sends Kardashian crashing awkwardly to the canvas. Simpson looking to pounce on top of a dazed Kim, but the ref forces her backwards, a task made easier by the slightly exhausted state of Simpson. Kim makes it back to her feet as the two bounce towards one another, bodies slamming off of one another in frantic fashion and at the end of another hard-punching exchange, Kardashian finds herself sliding face-down against Simpson's jugs and tummy to pitch facefirst into the mats again. TWICE in the first round and it's not a sure thing that Kim will get back up at all. Simpson appears quite confident that she won't, grinning and waving to the fans. When Kim does though, it's a demoralized and dazed Kardashian who gets up, obviously rocked from Jessica's power at the start of this round. Will she have a chance to get back into the match? Short answer: No. Simpson charges in, slugging and swinging from her sturdy hips to blast away at a drowsy Kardashian, pinning her back against the ropes. Kim initially tries to squirm free, but can't as she just seems to get pounded into a dazed slumber before the ref's eyes. The ref observing the brawny bullying, jugs bouncing and backside rotating back and forth before he finally steps in as he sees Simpson just clubbing away mindlessly at Kardsahian's rocked rack and awards the match to Jessica Simpson via KO8!

AFTER: Kardashian is out on her feet as she's too dazed to hear the verdict, much less a wildly enthusiastic Jessica Simpson bouncing around and shouting “MY JUGS STOPPED HER JUGS!” loudly for anybody in the arena to hear. The crowd cheering the brawling jug-centric on display between the two, but Jessica makes herself heard above the audience as she is yanking off her gloves and pumping her fists into the air in jubilation. Simpson stomping over, all curvy and determined, shouting into an unconscious Kardashian's face “WHOSE JUGS STOPPED YOUR JUGS?”, smirking as she doesn't receive an answer. Nor does it seems like she expects one, reaching down and just laughing, almost maniacally, as she delivers a hard slap to Kardashian's throbbing rack. Simpson slaps down twice more as a combination of that and Simpson's wild declarations of “MY JUGS STOPPED YOUR JUGS!” appear to rouse Kim slightly, her cleavage under attack and realizing what has occurred. Kardashian is only able to groan out an angry and dispirited “NO!” before Simpson wraps her arms around Kim's head, folding her forward into Simpson's waiting cleavage.

Kardashian tries to wiggle free, but Simpson not about to let her prey go at this point. Kardashian shoving at Simpson's hips, but Simpson using her weight to pancake Kardashian back against the ropes and attempts to bully her back against the turnbuckle. Arms clinching in tight against the back of Kardashian's sweaty scalp, she rolls her shoulders back and forth, trying to get a tight seal with her jugs on protesting brunette face. Simpson keeps pushing forward, shimmying into the hold as Kim wraps her arms around Simpson's waist, bearhugging or trying to lift her blonde rival up – hoping to turn her face to the side, just wanting to be anything except underneath Simpson's all-conquering cleavage.

Kim uses her powerful thighs to push forward as Simpson executes her smother and as Kim forces her way off of the ropes, Simpson uses her weight to twist Kim with her off balance. Clamping on the smother even tighter, gripping fistfuls of brunette hair to work her face deep into her cleavage, just grinding her sweaty jugs across Kardashian's face. Kardashian's knees give way, but Simpson keeps her face nestled up tightly against her cleavage. Kim moaning muffled against Simpson's chest as Simpson beams ear to ear, snuggling her foe up tight into the smother and taunting into her ear. Rocking her rack back and forth across Kardashian's face, effectively rocking her to sleep as Kim tries to push herself free, arms cinching up around Simpson's tanned back or pushing at her tummy with increasing desperation. Kim growing weaker though as the smother steadily saps her breathing, face red and sweaty as Simpson keeps smothering out the celebutante with some of the best jugs in the business.

Kim slowly seems to realize she isn't getting free until Simpson lets her and Simpson isn't letting her until she's gotten every last drop out of Kardashian. Jessica keeps up the smother as she bumps against Kim's heavy hooters, wrapping up Kardashian in nice and snug, holding her up in the smother until she feels Kim isn't resisting any further. Simpson running her fingers through her foe's brunette tresses, patting her head and depositing a kiss atop her forehead, before letting a thoroughly jugged-out Kardashian slide down her slick jugs and tummy to pool down facefirst into the canvas. Kardashian's prized posterior juts up into the air as Simpson stands over her, victorious, hands upraised into the air, chest thrust out as if to show off the finest jugs in Christendom! Simpson poses over Kardashian, planting a foot across Kim's raised rump and grinning with sheer confidence as she declares again, those jugs bouncing in triumph, “My jugs stopped her jugs!” and nobody, especially not Kim, can dispute that tonight. Once Kim recovers, that may be another matter, but for now, Jessica is in control of this rivalry!

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