Prime Time “Price is Right”

Posted by Simguy on 6/3/2002, 6:00 am.

Before: Best known as the “Scourge of Daytime” victimizing soap stars in the ring--Barker’s Beauties occasionally turn their gloves on one another. Special prime time fight packs the ring with former Playmates--Janice Pennington working Ziering’s corner, outcast Dian Parkinson working PMOY Heather Kozar’s--tensions running high as losing corner woman contracted to get walked by her counterpart as well as the beaten fighter. Kozar the more lauded girl coming out of the Mansion, has those typical Playboy heavy hands and no nonsense slugging style--she’s resentful of Ziering’s greater notoriety and shameless self promotion. Nikki one of the best boxer/punchers to ever come out of a Playboy ring doesn’t bother disguising her contempt for Kozar’s challenge--it’s a “Showcase Showdown” in the purest sense. Special referee Holly Hallstrom--all the other girls involved in carrying Round Cards--old Bob knows hoe to put on a boxing show. Black lace push up, black bikini bottoms, white shoes and socks Nikki--Orange lace push up, orange bikini bottoms, white shoes and socks Heather.

During R1: Kozar stalking, right at her cheek, left crooked low--Ziering on her toes sticking and moving. Nikki’s class evident--she’ll bound away, walk Heather into a double tap jab on the face, spank that right hand off the body then lope away, leaving Kozar to continue shuffling forward. Nikki with some nice lateral fakes, showing Heather left, stepping right and pulling a slappy hook across those heaving jugs, or stepping left, slinging over that slick right hand to turn Kozar;s face. Bell sees a beaming Nikki nodding happily--Kozar shaking her head “No”--she’s essentially unhurt.

R2: Kozar comes out all business, jabbing with Nikki to disrupt Ziering’s bouncy timing and CLOCKING her across the face with a wide right hand that sends Ziering jiggle-stepping to her right, Nikki looking b###h-slapped, attempts to run but is tackled hard to the ropes as Kozar sets up her ground game. Fearsome slugging from Heather as she corrals Nikki with a gathering left, chesting the blonde into the ropes, then heaving in leather in loose strokes up underneath, crippling Ziering against the strands. Nikki none too stoic--shes sobbing, shouting in pain, clinching up high on Kozar only to be bellied back into the ropes, Heather’s blockbuster punching truly impressive--she’ll bash a right hand hard enough to Nikki’s shoulder to get the blonde skittering to her right along the strands. Bell to bell beat down classic Kozar--she leaves Kozar in tatters at the break.

R3: Ziering once again looking to set up outsider behind her jab, but Kozar’s stick is banging back face, getting Nikki to turn away and setting the panicky blonde up for a sizzling right crosses on the mouth. Nikki banged to the ropes by the headhunting, then Kozar gets back on top to work the midriff. Ziering crossing her arms against her body, panicking--Heather loose and limber with her arms, wrapping lightly on Nikki to prevent escape, chesting up, chin over Nikki’s left shoulder as Heather hoists and lugs punches from underneath, Supple power beating the life out of Nikki’s legs--Ziering stooping forward, grimacing as Heather lathers away to the midriff--Nikki trying to clinch but getting stacked up hard against the topes. Kozar using her girl up through 3, doesn’t bother stopping until Holly actually pulls her off the blubbering ex-Playmate.

R4: Kozar outboxing Ziering midring, pounding away to the left side of the head with crashing tight hands until Nikki stumbles to the ropes, then it’s Heather with the muscular beat down underneath, clubbing Nikki into stupor. Ziering biting back at jug with little counters on occasion, but she can’t get room to punch and doesn’t like the body contact. Heather with her chin nestled over Nikki’s left shoulder, gets loving lash on her stokes underneath, turning her hips, getting her shoulders into it as her gloves bounce hard off firm blonde torso. Heather abler to step with Nik as Ziering slides to her right--Kozar adept at preventing all escape, just applying numbing pressure bell to bell.

R5: Kozar partying it up. She’ll batter and hound Nikki to the ropes. Nikki will clinch up high--Heather will muscle her belly to belly back down. Whenever Nikki bends forward off the ropes, Heather stands up tall and beats in left hands behind the elbow until Ziering crumbles to her left with a sick groan. Heather with both hands riding around Nikki’s ears Muay Thai style--Kozar smiling as she tugs Nikki this way and that, holds her, hits her in the body, spins her to the corner, Down the, Kozar works out of the wrap, using her left to tie up Nikki’s right and plunging away to the belly and breasts with the free right mitt, then tieing up Nikki;s left to turn on savage free lefts. Ziering beaten mute at the bell as Kozar stacks her up sweaty, won’t let her off until Holly intercedes.

R6: Nikki blinking back tears, running to her right---Kozar grinning, giving chase. Ziering suddenly stops, slings in a flagrant right hand to the crotch, stacking a shocked Kozar up with a shoulder, then clouting her on the left ear with a wide right to send Heather sideways to the ropes, Nikki piles on! Kozar ashambles--Nikki bawling--Ziering squares up and goes at groin with everything she’s got! Lefts and rights pump Nikki just rotating her shoulders, bringing her hands up underneath--now bludgeoning those knockers. Now lifting up Kozar’s drowsy face. With Heather bent double--Nikki starts to bounce hammer blows off the lower back--big swinging lefts and rights across the kidney and KOZAR GOES DOWN! Parkinson up on the apron screaming for Kozar to “Get UP!”--Heather in a weepy puddle on her haunches, hugging herself in agony, trembling in outrage and it’s OVER! KO6 Nikki Ziering as grotesque fouling is rewarded with total victory.

After: Kozar restrained from going after Hallstrom--chaotic aftermath finally settles down and a beaming, strutting Nikki Ziering takes her ashen-faced opponent for a heartless walk, while an equally triumphant Pennington parades an humiliated Parkinson. Gaudy corner stops as both victors display their humbled opponents like they were TV sets, prompting bids from the audience--oh the humanity! Nikki caps it all off with a little post fight speech on the mike to explain away the rough stuff, “Bob’s always saying, ‘have your pets spayed and neutered---it’s just the right thing to do!” Ouch.

Reposted by Archer 4/8/13.