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22 March 2013 Lauren Cohan vs Margot Robbie

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Posted by simguy on March 22, 2013, 9:05 am

BEFORE: "You know what they say," Lauren grins in prefight, "'always fight the prettiest blonde you think you can beat!' For me, that's Margot. She's a healthy Australian girl so I know it'll be a tough slog, but I like to think I'm sturdy in the pocket and I'm not afraid of hard work. Margot's been beaten-down before and I've studied those fights in depth. I know what to do, I just have to get in there and do it!"

Robbie staying busy, fighting good opponents in her peer group...she's a little miffed not to be a big listed favourite over Lauren. "I don't know why she's so cocky," Robbie shrugs at podium. "She's been beaten - and handily - in her only sanctioned bout to date, and she's hardly being put in soft against me. She's got skill and heart, I'm not denying that, but I've got the wins and ring-minutes that say I'm the better woman coming in. I'll have her respect, and by the end, I'll have her heart as well!"

Margot in fun yellow bikini; feisty high pony with messy bangs; white gloves. Lauren in pea-green bikini with sturdy, tuggable bottoms and twist-tied top; black gloves; brunette hair in short Walking Dead chop.

During R1: Robbie stubby-jabbing Lauren to chest, driving her to ropes, squaring up on her, then beating hell out of brunette bell to bell. Nothing fancy: Margot's head down - hands pushing Lauren's shoulders/guard to prep, then blonde girl crowds in close to clobber the body. Thick, thumping hooks beat in behind right elbow; digging right/lefts sort out the gut; jerking right uppercuts in tight bludgeon jug or pick up chin. Cohan shell-shocked, stooping forward butt-on-ropes in tight earmuff, or the occasional crossed-arm - sponging up the thickest shove-and-slug of her life. Down the stretch, pulverizing attack on Cohan's lats and arms has her paralyzed...Margot dips torso-left, shoves the short Neve-Campbell hook to liver and DOWN GOES COHAN! Lauren's face pinching in agony when smote - she curls to her right around the shot, dropping to all fours parallel to ropes, panting and cringing at bell.

R2: Margot stubby-jabbing while keeping right tight to cheek, driving Cohan before her. Once brunette's stationed against ropes, blonde crowds close off the jab, hooks the waist or ribs, bumps off with the left elbow to reset. Bashing, short right hands skid off Lauren's high guard, or dig deep to paunch...blonde curves all tense and ringing as Margot's constantly shoving or getting off. Cohan's torso comprehensively battered, but she battles back late - feeding Margot short, chopping hooks to waist; cuffing short lefts or rights to ears as girls fight pate-to-pate.

R3: Margot jabs Lauren to ropes - brunette just can't hold her canvas against curvy blonde. Cohan fighting with a permanent agonized expression - Margot's thudding work to waistline/ribs, the bashing work on both brunette biceps taking a numbing toll. Dazed and hurt, Cohan still finding ways to answer back in spots: short, chopping hooks digging at blonde paunch or jaw; bitter little left uppercuts out of the bobbing crouch. Blonde girl gobbling up all brunette offerings and maintaining position...Robbie hammers out her third straight heat, pushing off Lauren's well-spanked chassis at bell.

R4: Cohan trying to engage midring - chin tucked, shoulders hunched old-school, dukes up...she chops the jab at belligerent blonde tits; trades blunt right hands in murderous exchanges, but at the minute mark it's Cohan getting beaten to the punch/dropped to her back by a crashing blast to face! Robbie glaring down, batting mitts together, then striding all a-jiggle to neutral corner...Cohan the loneliest girl in the world, pulling herself up off canvas for a rickety 8. Doomed pocket-defence for badly reduced Lauren the rest of the way...job of work for blonde girl to body-up, use that left shoulder/extended left elbow to prop and sort, then get off thick and compact in rhythmic patterns. Margot just atop her girl, bouncing mitts off Lauren...poor Cohan demoralized, keeping dukes around temples, but suffering to the body - cringing and whining whenever Robbie digs in those hooks. Bell: Margot making a great show of palming up/pushing off smoldering Cohan...Lauren ashen-faced, eyes bleak...she's taking the beating of her life through 4 and both girls know it.

R5: Cohan offering grim compete midring - jabbing from that hunched stance; stepping in close with the left shoulder; hooking the gut/chopping righty at Margot's head. Robbie momentarily fought to a standstill as she replies in kind - girls bumping and belting away in a phone booth early on. Bit by bit, Margot imposes will...absorbing Lauren's work, then forcing Cohan to take unacceptable punishment in trade. Lauren's legs can't hold her canvas...blonde girl bumping and slugging her way forward, advancing patiently one step at a time until brunette rump hits ropes. Once on top in strong position ropeside, Margot works Lauren over systematico: digging up the gut hup-hup; sinking in hooks behind right elbow CHUP!; turning over swiping little hooks to clap at Lauren's punch-sullen jugs. Cohan swaying on the spot, absorbing punishment like a champ, but it's VERY one-sided at the bell. Ref taking a good close look as Lauren's all open-mouthed/glassy-eyed...Robbie stomping back to her corner all angry-butt and KO-lusty.

R6: Greatly reduced Lauren shabby off her stool...she's pawing out the jab midring, still trying to create conditions for victory. Margot weaving side to side, mitts at mouth...she slips inside the Cohan jab, hooks the gut in receipt, bunching Lauren up "UH-H..." Short, pumping left uppercut to overhanging ledge of Lauren's tits straightens her up with cramped expression...Robbie reloads, whirls a very tight hook with elbow-down delivery - "pinky" punch (ie: Margot's left landing with the pinky-knuckles) scrapes Cohan's temple...brunette's right (back) foot jitters forward...she totters on her heels a moment, before sitting back stiff-legged and crashing to her back! Classic KO leaves Cohan in an almost perfect crucifix posture on the canvas...Margot stomps away the KO6 victrix!

AFter: Margot Robbie executes to perfection, putting a beating-of-the-year type hammering onto Lauren, closing the show with a KO-of-the-year type stoppage...Meanwhile, Lauren only credited with 3 or 4 minutes of effective aggression by punchstat record-keepers. "That's how I prefer things!" Margot gushes in postfight, face all perky and shiny under the hot lights. "I felt really well tonight - really strong...I hurt her with my first punch to the body and I just knew it was going to be a good night for me. She's better than she showed here - she's got a good tight defence, and she punches well, but I was on a mission tonight. The mission was total ring-dominance, and I feel I achieved that. I don't think the other girls in my class can do what I did tonight...when I'm on, you're fighting the Neve Campbell of 10 years ago, and the other big banties can't compare to that.