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22 March 2013 Miley Cyrus vs Sarah Carter

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Posted by simguy on March 22, 2013, 9:22 am

BEFORE: Miley hyper-aggressive with Sarah - getting nose to nose for pictures, forcing Carter to issue heavy two-handed pushes to chest as tempers flare. "I'm going to beat hell out of Sarah Carter!" Miley reports giddily - beaming at the podium. "People are always telling me 'ooh - look what she did to Leighton - ooh' but I would have done way worse to Meester! My legs are fresh; I jump out of bed the morning after fights, win or lose. I hear Sarah didn't get out of her bathrobe for 2 weeks after dumping the belts to KBell! PATHETIC! I'ma beat her buns, baby, 'cause it's Miley-time, yo'!"

Sarah rolling her eyes in exasperation: not the first time she's heard the brazen "Miley-time" slogan. "This kid is going to suffer," ice-queen seethes at podium. "I hate uppity young bytches; I hate loud-mouthed young braggarts, and I hate singer/fighters: Miley's got the whole trifecta going for her. She even lands one good punch on me, it'll be the best night of her life - that's the kind of domination I have planned. Polish up my Beating of the Year award fellahs: I'm taking it out of Miley's ass!"

Sarah in gold bikini; small black gloves; long low ponytail with bracket-bangs framing cheeks. Miley in silver bikini; small black gloves; blonde hair wetted back off face.

R1: Miley fishing for Sarah via the jab...ex-champ VERY bendy - weaving supple under the Cyrus left, then answering heartfelt left/rights to gut. Cyrus grimacing early, backing away: Sarah pouncing after with whippy overhand rights in pursuit, chasing Miley to ropes. There, Sarah jab-stabs gut - stitching in and out while Miley's forming rigid earmuff...Carter patiently applying her left hand body/guard, then lashing sidearm buggywhip rights viciously to flank. Miley crying out, swinging feisty off the ropes, but Sarah glides out of range, taking the fight back to midring, circling around a flashing up-jab from the hip, then looking to stripe Miley the buggywhip right whenever Cyrus covers up. Boxing lesson for the kid - rigid, tentative fronts won't get it done against Sarah as she licks and straps away for shutout points.

R2: Wilder, free-swinging aggression from Miley as she gets over her butterflies - leads to much more problematic engagements for Sarah. Carter able to bend and weave her under swinging haymakers, but can't answer back as cleanly...Cyrus not discouraged when she misses - just continuing to sweep, knowing that something will find some part of Sarah eventually. Leads to messy, stop and go fighting as Miley steps-in behind a stiff left, then whirling ferociously until clinched. Sarah narrow-eyed, fading the aggression to walk Miley in, then trying to fit her for clean right hands to chin as Cyrus takes the bait. Ref working up a sweat pushing bodies part; barking a lot of warnings as girls get forearms up in the grasp, pushing on one another's necks or faces.

R3: Sarah stitching jabs to Miley's chest/face while rotating clockwise - Carter trying to touch Cyrus into defensive front again. Miley bravely facing into punishment, stepping-with Sarah and minute mark: right hand Cyrus clips across Sarah's chin, sending her reeling out of orbit! Carter dazed, legs shabby as she staggers to ropes...Miley storming in with a sweeping right wide to flank; pushing left in the chest; sweeping right wide to ear, draping Sarah in swoon! Carter trying to form ragged earmuff, but Miley's overwhelming her! Cyrus pursing her lips as she leans close to shove right hands to Sarah's flat gut; Miley tipping torso-left to swipe-clout right hands upside Sarah's head and DOWN GOES CARTER! Sarah bludgeoned to her right, dropping to all fours with right side bracing ropes...she's stunned, panting, when Miley drops down to her knees and STARTS BELTING AWAY TO GLORY! Miley: knees shoulder-width apart; arms pumping savage hup-hup to Sarah's left flank/hip/thigh - Cyrus chugging away with lips pursed, eyes mean as Sarah bleats in outrage! Ref gathers Miley up under her arms from behind, reefing her away...she's still kicking her toes at Sarah's rump before she's out of range! Cyrus a little wild-cat, fuming up at ref as he's reading her riot act...Sarah climbing ropes, disheveled and badly ass-kicked through 3.

R4: MORE MILEY! Cyrus throwing herself at Sarah - scoot-stepping close while jabbing the body; swinging hopeful right hands over the top; batting healthy left hooks thick to Sarah's waist. Carter cringing, grimacing, retreating...she's stumbling, badly disorganized in the face of Miley's scampering onslaught. Carter backpedalling like a corner-back, keeping hands up to block, but when she hits ropes, she forms earmuff, bending forward, putting her flanks on sale. Miley sinking in wicked left hooks behind Sarah's right elbow: Cyrus being rangy here, popping hips-right, drag-whipping that limber left out wide and parking it THICK to flank. Miley aggressive enough to double-up those whacking hooks on occasion, prompting bytchy Carter clinches as Sarah shows her hurt. Bell to bell Miley...she's crowing at the former champ - brazenly defying her - making a taunting "title belt" gesture at the waist. Carter livid, but battered, forced to accept the fact she's been shutout and harassed for all 3 minutes.

R5: Sarah pivoting to her left around a cruel left jab - punching it stiff to mouth or midsection, then turning Miley's right flank. Cyrus bobbing on the spot, trying to weave-and-counter, but Carter's legs making it hard to judge distance - Miley coming up short on swinging receipts, exposing her to stitch-quick ripostes in return. Sarah scoring with swift one-twos to chin, turning Miley's head, but Cyrus taking it well: latter half the round, Miley able to bank the odd wide right hand in Sarah's ribs, forcing the occasional lanky-limbed exchange inside until clinch.

R6: Second wind for Miley...she scoot-steps at Sarah with a flinging jab; lunges right hands to mouth; falls-in with sweeping lefts as Sarah backpedals to ropes. Carter retreating on a line, getting tagged as Miley gambles and wins...Sarah's legs give a shimmy early, knees buckling near ropes. Sarah hopping to her right along apron, but getting stiff-arm jabbed in her mouth, knocking her ropeside...Miley immediately lowering her head, belting away hips/waistline with batting right/lefts, PUTTING SARAH WOBBLY-BUTT! Carter sobbing from body-shock - Miley really working gut and ribs like a little champ...everytime Carter tries to tie up, Miley ducks her head, pushes with both hands and pops out under the embrace, free to punch! Sarah pursued - scoured along ropes for two minutes...down the stretch, Carter trades a right uppercut to chin in receipt for Miley's clubbing right up top; Carter hooks as Miley's trying left uppercut and CYRUS IS HURT! Miley staring, staggering back on her heels as Sarah FINALLY turns the tables...deep breath Carter and she's over to offence! Sarah wading in, pushing Miley to ropes; headbutting her casually under left eye; pressing her chest with left shoulder/chickenwing left elbow, then; lathering her gut and ribs! Supple, licking uppercuts from both hands stripe Miley's torso, or slam to a digging halt in the meat of her tummy...Carter baring her teeth, giving Miley the thrashing of a lifetime here. Cyrus whining, trying to cross-wrists at her face, but Sarah's too violent...Carter alternately pressing-in with left shoulder/elbow, then lathering - working her buns off for the stoppage! Bell: Miley swaying on the spot, cut in the mouth and swooning, but she shouts in incoherent defiance as Sarah's all heaving chest/blazing eyes. Ref moves in before Carter can take extra - Miley still woozily shouting: "Couldn't put me down Carter! YOU COULDN'T PUT ME DOWN!"

R7: Miley rallies...AND ATTACKS! Cyrus still ragged with punishment, but plunging forward with mitts a-swinging...Sarah blocking/backpedaling, simply overwhelmed in her positions. Cyrus aggressive, but not landing clean: Sarah warding off head shots with raised arms; slipping all bendy under swinging roundhouses...the misses starting to tire Cyrus. Carter gradually finding a slip-and-counter rhythm - rolling under Cyrus' work to snatch tidy left/rights off Miley's tummy. Cyrus mouth-breathing - exhaustion a consequence of her own extravagant offence and Sarah's well-placed body-counters. Carter able to stand up and walk Miley down when Cyrus' legs fail...Sarah extending both hands to push at Miley's guard while Cyrus lolls on ropes, then Carter's LASHING that hateful buggywhip right to flanks/hip. Miley sobbing aloud, cringing butt-in-ropes when smote, but Sarah just keeps at her. Carter pushing Miley upright with both hands on Cyrus' guard, then strapping her righty across gut or flank. Miley breaking down under the withering assault...Sarah able to push-home a lead left uppercut to chin, draping Cyrus spellbound on ropes; sweeping overhand right crashes flush off Miley's face, knocking her head back/buckling her knees. Miley ragdoll at ropes, hands dropping; eyelashes fluttering; her hip hung up on middle rope so she doesn't go down...leads to heartless Sarah Carter buggywhip right hands lashed repeatedly upside the head while she's using her left hand to push-stabilize Miley in the chest. Ref moves in, cradling Cyrus to safety...TKO7 Sarah Carter in vindictive fashion.

AFter: Carter all busted up - forced to come off the canvas and come from WAY behind to overhaul her young tormentress...definitely not the one-sided white-wash Sarah had been hoping for. "What more do you want from me?" Sarah says defensively in postfight as mics push at her face. "I battered her; I stopped her. One more ingenue for the scrap heap. Get out of my face - I have nothing more to say!"

Meanwhile, Miley with a huge shiner and well-tanned ribs relatively upbeat when she comes around...gloves off, she's tweeting while in the ring, thanking her fans for all their support, calling Sarah cheap and nasty, and challenging KRISTEN STEWART to fight as evidence of unbowed competitive ardor.