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24 March 2013 Aftermath Kunis vs Tisdale

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Posted by FCBA Magazine on March 24, 2013, 4:28 pm

Ashley Tisdale v. Mila Kunis (Aftermath)
HISC Suffers Another Rough Disney Ride - Will The Ride Ever End?
by Rob Wilco

For our loyal readers and viewers at home who were unable to witness the post-match activities involved after the match-up between HISC's Mila Kunis and Lookout!'s Ashley Tisdale, we do have to say you missed out! However, we don't feel like you shouldn't be able to participate just because you were unable to attend the PPV. Here is one reporter's account with some accompanying video up on our website. We apologize in advance for the video's quality as it was provided to us by cell phone, but hopefully between that and the accompanying write-up, you can get a fairly clear picture of the events that followed this match-up:

It's absolute chaos on the sidelines for both Lookout! Boxing and HISC as they witness the win of Ashley Tisdale over Mila Kunis, who appeared as if she was in control heading into the eighth and what turned out to be the final round of the contest. Unfortunately, it was in that last round, that Tisdale unleashed her power onto a shocked Kunis in a stark contrast from the normally sweet persona that Ashley has outside of the ring. But, she's had almost unprecedented success over HISC fighters and this was just the latest example, which had Mila's corner furious and stunned at the sudden result. But, their indignation was only bound to increase as Tisdale headed towards Kunis in the aftermath of the match to take tribute and force Mila to take tummy. The reaction from the studio executives is immediate as the Swan Lake tape is played for millions of viewers at home. Those in the audience, however, are treated to an entirely different sight.

Mila sat in a daze on her stool, still shaken from the loss and the sudden display of offense that ended her evening. Blinking in confusion, Kunis looked up at a smiling Tisdale, although Ashley's eyes were anything but warm. Gone was the hesitancy that had accompanied Tisdale's tummying-up after wins over Portman and Kreuk, but a smooth and confident mounting up of Kunis on the turnbuckle as Ashley had removed her gloves. Kunis had also had her gloves removed by her corner people and she now used her hands to push in woozy protest against Ashley's bronzed abs, which descended down towards her features. Gliding her tummy back and forth across Mila's face as she tried to turn her head to the side, Tisdale's fingers sank into dark tresses to pull her face back towards her tummy. Kunis attempted to shove her foe's offending tummy away, but Tisdale stopped that with a sudden head punch as her fist thumped into Kunis' forehead.

On the outside, that drew a squeal of outrage from Kristin Kreuk, who attempted to get into the ring, but ring officials did their best to keep her away and Brenda Song was forced to assist to keep out an angry, but determined Natalie Portman. It was all they could do to keep them from getting into the ring as Michelle Williams stood nearby, arms crossed over her chest, declaring, “This is, of course, a firm rebuttal of the Swan way of doing things, losing yet again in another opportunity to shut these Disney brats from Lookout! down. It is completely unacceptable for these losers at Lookout! to capitalize on MY work on reducing Mila as I did all the hard work to put her in her place and now for Tisdale to be tummying up again on a helpless member of the Swan contingent is simply....”

Unfortunately for fans of Michelle Williams' diatribes, they wouldn't get to hear any more as an enraged Vanessa Hudgens pounced on her long-time rival, yanking at her hair furiously to ensure that her catty remarks disappeared into a loud round of squealing. Hudgens yanked backwards as both Nessa and Mishy shoved at one another, each trying to get the advantage. But, it was Nessa with the momentum as she planted her feet and spun around, using her grip on Mishy's blonde tresses to whip her towards the crowd barrier. The crowd was all too happy to have one of the biggest names in the FCBA so close, whereas Williams couldn't imagine anything she liked less.

Williams didn't have to imagine it though as she saw Hudgen's tummy approaching, looking to mount up on her ring side. Williams made her way to her feet as Vanessa pounced forward, swinging her palm downwards in a slicing arc through the air to slap rack as Hudgens looked to get into Mishy's top once again. Michelle backed up, howling as she rubbed the spreading scarlet mark across her chest and then pushed off of the barrier, her palm whipping through the air to deliver the b###hiest of b###hslaps across Hudgen's cheeks. The impact of the slap echoed in the arena as did Hudgen's howl, spinning her to the side as she rubbed her sore cheek. This, however, was followed by a shout of fury as she launched forward to try to tackle Williams down to the floor as the two of them rolled around on the floor. Ring officials were too busy keeping Kreuk and Portman out of the ring to separate those two and likely, it would be a futile effort anyway.

Both Hudgens and Williams rolled around on the floor, exchanging slaps and taunts, but just when it looked like Nessa was getting ready to scramble atop her blonde rival, they rolled right into an unexpected obstacle, which was none other than the newest addition to the feared flyweights at HISC – Emma Watson. Nessa's eyes widened as the British beauty yanked upwards on her tresses with one as she positioned herself behind Hudgens and then send her other palm swatting down across her foe's tawny-skinned cheek. Vanessa was yanked off of Michelle, kicking and squealing in undisguised fury, trying to yank Emma's hands out of her hair and elbowing back at her foe.

“How somebody such as yourself has ever found success against our group is completely and utterly confusing to me...” Emma was shouting down at Vanessa while sending a slap considerably lower down across Hudgen's cleavage that drew another yelp of rage and pain, “But, make no mistake, your days of delivering humiliation to any of us, Pack or Swan, will no longer be tolerated.”

Vanessa was not in a tolerant mood herself, especially not to be lectured down to like a schoolgirl in Emma's haughty British accent. Hudgens was in the process of spinning around, one hand gripping Watson's wrist as her other hand closed into a fist, slamming upwards into Emma's taut tummy as hard as she could. Emma gasped as Nessa's fist drilled into her belly, doubling her over as Hudgen's eyes narrowed into slits of rage, furious at being interfered with or talked down to. Vanessa scrambled to her feet, then lunged forward to follow up with another knee up into Emma's tummy, “Well, let me clear up the confusion for you, Ems. I'm successful because I'm better, understand? If you don't understand quite yet, I'll be happy to teach you the same lesson I taught Mishy!”

But, Emma did not appear to be receptive to Vanessa's offer as she was doubled over, but charged forward into an unprepared Vanessa shoulder-first to drive her backwards into the same barrier that she'd whipped Mishy into just a few minutes ago. Vanessa slumped back, dazed as Emma resumed her lecturing of Hudgens accompanied by a torrential downpour of slaps across her cheek.

On the inside of the ring, Tisdale had been aware of the pandemonium that was occurring on the outside between stablemates of both opposing rosters but remained focus on securing a complete and total win over Mila. Ashley had never been able to forget her loss to Mila at the Australia Open festivities and was enjoying her win quite a bit as a result. This definitely would go a long way towards wiping away those memories. Ashley glided her tummy back across Mila's defenseless face as she held three fingers up into the air to signify her wins over Portman, Kristin and now Mila. Afterwards, she ran her fingers back down through Mila's hair, grinning confidently as she listened to her foe's muffled sobs and moans. Each time Mila tries to turn her head away, an upraised fist forces Kunis to nuzzle her face into offending tummy.

Ashley ground her tummy sweat into Mila's sweet features, slapping her tummy forward as she beamed, tucking her hair behind her ears or pumping her fist into the air in triumph It was an impressive display from Tisdale but finally, satisfied with the tummy-tribute, she hopped off of a groaning Kunis, who slumped down to her derriere in the corner. But, before she left, Tisdale did take a moment to issue a brief warning, looking down at Mila, “That's what happens to bullies, Mila, they get beat down and embarrassed, just like this. Hopefully by now, you know you can't bully us, because we're too tuff for that! Next time, better freaking think again!” before she slides out of the ring.

Brenda finally stops fighting against Portman, with Natalie shoving Song out of the way as she slides into the ring. Kreuk charges after Tisdale and comes close, but referees do manage to keep her from attacking Ashley. Kristin comes dangerously close though as the officials have to work to keep the two of them apart, exchanging vicious insults and nearly getting into physical blows. Against the barrier, Vanessa is under assault from Emma and although she is giving as good as she gets, is unable to get free. However, Watson appears distracted by the sudden arrival of the officials as Hudgens is unable to shove Emma backwards into an approaching Michelle. Williams and Watson tangle up, staggering down to the floor as Nessa takes this opportunity to head out victorious with Tisdale. All three of the Disney divas are scuffed up, but look confident as they exchange smoldering glares with the group of enraged fighters from Hawkeye International Sports Consortium, who are finally gathered together and standing united in the ring. If there is anything that seems to bring the Swan and Pack together, it would look like it might be the fighters of Lookout! Boxing.

Referees position themselves between the two rosters, which looked to every arena observer as if another brawl might break out any moment. It was a staredown of mutual loathing between HISC and Lookout!, which clearly grew more heated and intense with every moment of Lookout! success. Would Lookout! Boxing and the Disney divas be able to maintain their current streak of dominance to put the finishing touches on what they considered to be the “evil empire” , or would a resurgent HISC come back to have all of the success Lookout! had thus farcome crashing down at the hands of HISC? It was clear from the looks of both stables that they planned to be the last ones standing and just as obvious that neither would be going down anytime soon. The ongoing battle between HISC and Lookout! Boxing would definitely continue, fueled by intense rivalries and battles, both in and out of the ring. As the strains of “Swan Lake” suddenly and inexplicably transition into “When You Wish Upon A Star”, an iconic Disney song, things descend into utter anarchy again and referees swarm in as officials try to restore order before the next contest of this PPV.

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