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22 March 2013 Title Ch Kaley Cuoco vs Maria Menounos

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Unified Lightweight Title

Posted by simguy on March 22, 2013, 9:40 am

BEFORE: "I'm gonna whip the hurt to Kaley Cuoco!" A grinning Maria Menounos assures press-row after chesting up big on the champ and nodding aggressively in her face to start the show. "It's my time to shine, and I'm puttin' it all on the line! I'll tell you this right now - Kaley's looking plump to me. She walks around chubby in between her fights - you can tell success has gotten into her head a bit, and it's showing. I'm a punching machine -I work girls to tatters...Kaley has no idea what she's in for! When they wake her up, she's going to look over and realize I'm the new lightweight champ, and baby: that look is going to be GLORIOUS!"

Cuoco frowning - normally chipper blonde feeling intense pressure from effervescent brunette who just won't shut up. "Maria's made a pretty good buck off battering Laura Vandervoort," Kaley acknowledges at podium, "but that fight did nothing to prepare her for me. I'm a whole different kind of blonde: I hit harder than Laura, move better, and if you go at my body, you better believe I'm gonna answer you right back. Maria only beats girls who wilt, but guess what? Wilting isn't in my business plan. Beating mouthy tramps who've talked themselves into title shots? DEFINITELY in the business plan!"

Kaley in black bikini; small black gloves; hair in loose blonde tangly-curls. Maria in metallic lime-green bikini; small pink gloves; hair in loose brown beach tangly-curls. All during stare-down, Maria grinning, winning, being a little brat. Kaley? Fuming.

During R1: Maria lopes to midring with hands out wide and high in the air, then she steps in to knock-jab Kaley's pate. Kaley jabs, but Maria tap-jabs her back - brunette keeping the arm extended and knocking at blonde. Maria: wide, palm down right to Kaley's lats; extra jab in the mouth, then drawing the left hand back to whack it hard to ribs - Maria popping hips-right and delivering with a rangy, wide stroke. Kaley grumpy in the pocket, momentarily frozen: Maria doubles up that rangy hook to ribs, whippin' it in there tasty. Kaley grimacing, feeling Maria to the body...blonde girl vacates to perimeter, hop-loping to her right with a stern expression, jabbing Menounos' chest as brunette's chasing. Maria frisky, aggressive - when closing she'll put her hands up in the air, then step into the knock jab - doubling or tripling the pesky poke until Kaley answers, then Maria slides back in her stance, checking Kaley's chin via the hook. Kaley retreats, only to find that chopping poke at her brow again, followed by swinging rights loud to lats; thick, digging left hooks whipped heavily amidships. Final minute, Maria's got Kaley grunting/stationary at ropes...blonde girl keeping hands up, ducking her head to avoid one-twos, but giving up ribs/flanks/tummy to Maria's limber-limbed lash. Menounos flat-footed, twisting her torso into rights wide to flank; left wide to gut or behind right elbow...succulent, heavy body punching has Kaley grimacing, confused at bell. Maria grinning, tossing hair off her shoulders en-route to corner...she's glowing with confidence through 1.

R2: Kaley looks set to receive, but she pounce-steps in instead: lunging left hook takes Maria to chin as Menounos is revving up and DOWN GOES MARIA! Back (right) leg gives way, spilling Menounos to her right in a stunned sprawl...Kaley stomping all angry-butt to her corner as Maria rallies off the deck. All Cuoco from there - deliberately going at Maria's body to pay her back in kind. Blonde girl with a different approach - pushing her head in between Maria's mitts - bullying Maria's tits with left shoulder while chopping/cuffing the hips/tummy, then coming off the body with tasty little right uppercuts inside. Maria stiff-legged, trying to keep dukes up, but Kaley's working her over...every once in a while, you can see Menounos' legs give a shimmy, or see her head jerk back when uppercuts split her guard. Champ chops away, beats Maria into blinking stupor with bell to bell vengeance in the second!

R3: Maria shows her conditioning - shaking off the hurt, getting right back to business. She steps in all long and rangy - hands up high in the air, palms out, then she triggers the knock-jab to Kaley's pate to begin festivities. If Cuoco withdraws or goes into defensive weave - Maria just stands up straight, knock-knocking the jab at Kaley, keeping her occupied. If Kaley lunges forward, Maria lopes back in-stance, issuing check hooks, cleaning up via short, straight right hands when Kaley's stationary. Cuoco frustrated time and again, eventually going over to defence at ropes...blonde girl bobbing/rolling in the pocket, swat-parrying punches as Maria sets a furious pace. Menounos pecking at Kaley's head and shoulders, but when she wants to cause harm, she's strapping lanky at the body. Wide, palm down right hands slam to a halt in Kaley's brawny lats; rip-digging, lanky hooks lick tummy or whack in loud behind right elbow - Maria lashing the strokes wide and supple, getting her hips/back into the act. Occasionally, Maria will slap-chop the right hand down across Kaley's breasts to set up the succulent hooks...Cuoco suffering regardless of the approach taken.

R4: Takes Maria a minute to close as Kaley's hopping the perimeter, creating angles from which to pounce, but eventually, brunette has blonde defending herself from volume at apron. Kaley frowning, under-siege...she's bending at the waist; weaving side to side; crossing hands right atop left when she's bobbing forward; showing earmuff when she's laying back on ropes. Maria: hands up/palms out, flat-footed stance...she's knocking the jab from an extended arm-position - keeping it on Kaley, then WHIPPING the right wide to lats; popping hips-right/arching her back to dig home succulent, swinging left hooks underneath. Small gloves shouting out PIK! PAK! from Kaley's meaty body...blonde girl grumpy from the digging brutality of Maria. No one punch a fight-winner - Maria switching up speeds all the time on her shots - sometimes throwing batting-practice fast-balls, then setting down to make the odd statement. Cuoco getting licked, strapped, poked, tapped...Maria just basting her blonde in punishment through 4.

R5: Kaley circling, feinting, stooping to jab at Maria's tummy, or jumping in lead hooks to head, but by the minute mark, Maria's taken the initiative again. Final two minutes the same relentless, rangy blizzard from Maria - challenger just working the champ over at ropes, sometimes nibbling, sometimes biting down. Constant rangy, whacking attack hacking at Kaley's waist/ribs - Maria with weight on her front (left) leg, just strappin' the hurt to Cuoco's torso with either hand. Slap-chop rights down across Kaley's breasts starting to demoralize her...follow-up swinging left hooks in behind right elbow aren't boosting her spirits either. Meanwhile - all the knocking and pasting away up top has blonde girl lumping up nicely...typical Maria Menounos up-tempo beatdown through 5 heats!

R6: Kaley roaming early, looking for pounce-angles from a counter-clockwise rotation; Maria gradually imposing will with suppression tactics - touching/tapping/strapping Kaley to ropes...and then a brawl breaks out! Kaley swinging away crazy down the stretch - lowering her head and sweeping wild haymaking rights and lefts over top, bending low on follow through. Maria happily slugging-with, trying to catch Kaley the left uppercut or a chopping right hand, but in the dizzying melee...MARIA GOES DOWN! Wicked trade in right hands goes Kaley's way - huge chin-check unhinges Maria's knees, sprawling her to knees-and-elbows at Kaley's feet. Blonde girl seething, glaring down as she sidesteps brunette rubble...Maria bravely pulling herself up ropes at bell!

R7: Kaley goes right at Maria to consolidate the knockdown: grim shoulder to shoulder slugging results! Girls bumping heads as they belt away - each feasting on the other's torso via clapping, hacking blasts, then clouting one another's heads in close-quarters. Bruising bump and slug taking it's toll both ways, but midway through - with Maria laying her left shoulder on Kaley's tits to sort...Menounos lashes in that licking left hook downstairs, taking Kaley in behind right elbow. Blonde girl sobs, head pitching forward into Menounos' tits: brunette reloads, pops her hips, licks that wicked left uppercut to blonde sternum. KALEY'S PARALYZED! Cuoco unable to answer, crippled to her body...Maria just nudging with her left shoulder, LASHING the left hook underneath; brushing Kaley's left hand aside with brunette right, then chopping righty at the breasts; rip-snatching the left off breadbasket to complete the sequence. POOR KALEY! Champion shutting down - stooping forward helpless and BLONDE GIRL DOWN! No one punch does it - just Maria bouncing hateful leather off curvy blonde torso meat and it's OVER! Kaley hugging her body face-down on canvas, unable to beat the count...it's KO7 for the winner and NEW lightweight champ, Maria Menounos!

After: Menounos bawling happy tears of excitement...Debbe Dunning clone does it the way Debbe did - non-stop work ethic and wicked body attack breaking down perhaps the best of the athletic blondes at the weight. "Told you I'd whip it to her!" Maria gushes in postfight. "She's pretty dangerous...had her hurt, but she was still pitchin' thunder at me...I had to be very focussed on breaking down her core to get into those legs of hers. Greatest night of my career so far, but I'm telling you...I could be on top for a long long time! These girls can't take what I'm dishing. I work too hard, punch too much, and want it too bad...I just don't see who's gonna step up and take my belts away from me!"