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31 March 2013 Intro Fantastic Four at the Asylum

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Posted by Results By Sim/Words By Wiz on March 31, 2013, 7:09 pm

O'Dell: "Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, I'm Jenny O'Dell along with Tractorpull's Tess Valmore and, of course, The Loose Cannon Of The FCBA, the Straw That Stirs The Drink, Jenny 'Mac The Knife' McCarthy, and you are looking LIVE at a sold out Asylum arena in Philadelphia, where we're about to see, for the second month in a row, girls from four different stables oppose the home team from Front Street..."

McCarthy: "Among those stables, is one of my PERSONAL favorites, IFFI, which OWNS The Weirdo and his Dancing Hookers!"

Tess: "UNlike Sceej, which remains 0-2..."

McCarthy: "For the MILLIONTH TIME, I was ROBBED TWICE...You both saw it! All you fans saw it! Hometown referees with money falling out of their pockets!I was ROBBED...ROBBED!"

O'Dell: "In case you fans at home are wondering, 'Wind Mac Up As Soon As Possible' is NOT in Tess' job description. She just ACTS like it is. So, before we begin getting the audience hammered before the first punch is thrown, welcome to 'Fantastic Four At The Asylum''!"