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31 March 2013 Paulina Gretzky vs Serinda Swan

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Paulina Gretzky.jpg Serinda Swan.jpg

"FANTASTIC FOUR AT THE ASYLUM" PPV

(Site: Asylum Arena. Philadephia, Pennyslvania)

Posted by Results By Sim/Words By Wiz on March 31, 2013, 7:12 pm

BEFORE:

"Look," says a smiling Paulina, "It's in the genes! My dad was the greatest of all time. My mother is a legend. She was FCBA Champion, and she won dozens of titles on the carpets and mats. I'm a natural!"

"This girl," says Serinda, shaking her head, "Is one of the most entitled human beings on the planet! Well, tonight, she's ENTITLED to a beat down. And I'm going to provide it."

ROUND ONE:

O'Dell: "We are back at ringside and you are hearing 'Collecting Dust', and here comes the singer of said tune, the lovely Paulina Gretzky!"

McCarthy: "I always liked her dad. Her mom ducked me for YEARS!"

O'Dell: "And speaking of Mom, she's in the entourage leading her daughter to the ring. Paulina, of course, is trained by Janet Jones, a former FCBA trainer. Gretzky into the ring, helped off with the robe to reveal a lovely sea foam green bikini...and that would be Jimi Hendrix and 'Foxy Lady' you hear, and here comes 'The Hottest Player In The Game', Serinda Swan..."

McCarthy: "A nice disrobe in this one. Both girls have good bodies. Maybe even Playmate bodies. Just a MONTH, mind. Not Playmate of The YEAR material..."

Tess: "If you folks hear a sound like marbles going across a table, that's just my EYES rolling..."

McCarthy: "Your eyes are GOING to be rolling, right across the FLOOR..."

O'Dell: "Swan into the ring and helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve to reveal that red bikini the fans like, and, Mac, it's time for a pick. Tess is on record as favoring Swan. What do you think?"

McCarthy: "Have to favor Swan just on experience, but I'm keeping an eye on this Gretzky kid. She's got the look and the pedigree. Might be a comer."

O'Dell: "And there's the bell...Swan forward right away, landing a solid combination, but Gretzky bangs right back and here we go! Two ladies who clearly don't like one another having at it in the middle of the ring!"

McCarthy: "Gretzky not backing up a step from Swan and that's got to surprise Serinda. She had to figure a girl in her first FCBA fight would give ground and go over to defense under attack, but Gretzky not having it!"

O'Dell: "Gretzky using both hands to good effect, but so is Serinda. Both ladies putting punches together and landing solid leather. Serinda now going body and Gretzky anwers back to the ribs. Swan backs her up with a left hook..."

Tess: "First backward step of the fight."

O'Dell: "Serinda beginning to get the better of things as we head toward the bell, but Paulina still scoring. Serinda a big flurry as the final seconds lapse and Gretzky a good right hand at the bell! Action packed first, ladies!"

McCarthy: "Swan's round, but give Gretzky credit for not backing down."

Tess: "10-9 for Swan after one."

ROUND TWO:

O'Dell: "Into the second and Serinda right back after the blonde, hammering away and Gretzky banging right back. We've got a pier six brawl going on in the middle of the ring!"

McCarthy: "How come all the good brawls are at pier six? What happens at pier five? Tea and crumpets?"

Tess: "Well, at Pier 1 they sell furniture..."

McCarthy: "Do they actually PAY you for this, Walmart?"

Tess: "Oddly enough, they DO..."

O'Dell: "Meanwhile, back in the ring, and, yes, I know you clever YouTubers have posted a Jenny O'Dell 'Meanwhile, back in the ring' montage, because I don't have ENOUGH stress, Swan and Gretzky still trading leather. Shoving, grappling, hooking body. The referee willing to let them work, and that's exactly what they're doing."

McCarthy: "Swan the harder hitter, and that's what's allowing her to gain a slight edge, here, but Gretzky won't punk. She's standing in there and firing back!"

O'Dell: "And another heavy exchange...and another! And another at the bell! Cold stares between the two beauties and then Gretzky spins, turning her back on Swan and MARCHING to her corner!"

McCarthy: "Swan's round again, but Gretzky's people have to be happy with how well the kid's competing."

Tess: "Mama Janet smiling at the moment, so, yeah, I think so. Swan does have the lead, though, 20-18 through two."

ROUND THREE:

O'Dell: "Into the third and Swan aggressive again. Right at Gretzky, who bangs back solidly. Serinda responds, and Paulina fires back again. Swan still trying to impose will here, Mac, but Gretzky not allowing it."

McCarthy: "And, at some point, if you're in Serinda's corner, you start wondering why your girl's out there brawling with a tyro. Sure, the plan was to go out and take it to the kid, throw her on to the defensive and take her out, but Paulina's not backing down. And, pretty soon you might want to tell your girl to stop taking chances and slugging with her. Go to the jab, box her for points."

O'Dell: "On the other hand, what Swan's doing is working. She's getting the better of the exchanges. Landing more and sharper stuff, but Gretzky fighting back and not allowing Serinda to take command."

McCarthy: "Jones shouting instructions from the corner to Gretzky, telling her to stay busy, keep getting off, and the blonde's doing that. Not willing to back up. MORE than willing to bang away, clinch, and wrestle around with Serinda in close."

Tess: "Swan just keeps thumping that leather home, though. If she's discouraged by the resistance, it doesn't show."

O'Dell: "And both ladies continue banging right to the bell once again. And we get another staredown! Referee between them quickly, chasing them back to the corners."

Tess: "Swan up 30-27 now. Building a nice cushion. But Gretzky isn't getting run out of this arena by a long shot."

ROUND FOUR:

O'Dell: "Back to action in the fourth and no tactical change from Swan. Right back after Gretzky. Serinda landing some solid shots in that exchange. Paulina looking to fire back but Swan counters and backs her up with a hard right hand!"

Tess: "Serinda committed to taking this girl out of here..."

McCarthy: "Might be a mistake. We'll see."

O'Dell: "Swan now upping the pressure, snapping back the blonde's head with a left-right. Backing Gretzky up again. Paulina not able to hold canvas now. Swan landing clean, throwing Gretzky onto the defensive, forcing her to cover up and back up..."

McCarthy: "This is what Serinda's been trying to accomplish. Not just getting the better of Gretzky, but taking tactical control of the fight, and she's getting there now. Paulina's taking heavy leather. She's rattled for the first time."

O'Dell: "And Swan now dominating the proceedings, moving Gretzky around the ring, piling up the punishment, backing her up. Pauina able to stay off the ropes so far, but that's been about the only good news for Gretzky this round. Swan a NICE right hand at the bell that sent sweat flying! The fourth is over and there's no staredown this time. Swan simply turns on heel and heads back to her corner, paying Gretzky no mind at all."

Tess: "40-36 Swan through four, but that round may have neen worth a lot more than one point to Serinda."

ROUND FIVE:

O'Dell: "Round number five underway and Swan can't WAIT to get across the ring! Rocks Gretzky with a three-punch combination! Paulina covering up! Serinda hooks the ribs. Gretzky wincing, trying to clinch. Swan punching free...STAGGERS GRETZKY WITH A RIGHT HAND!"

McCarthy: "This is all denouement! This kid is broken and Swan broke her last round..."

O'Dell: "And Serinda looking to apply the finishing touches now! Snaps back the head with a left...AND DOWN GOES GRETZKY AFTER A RIGHT HOOK!"

Tess: "And Swan just bounces back to her corner like she's just finished a round of sparring!"

O'Dell: "Paulina flat on her back. Referee's count to four. Five. Six. Seven. Eight. Gretzky tries to sit up and flops right back to her back! Nine. TEN. IT'S OVER! And your winner by KO5, 'The Hottest Player In The Game', Serinda Swan!"

McCarthy: "Check the final punch. The right hand. Swan lands the left jab, snaps back Gretzky's head, and BLASTS the right hook into the exposed chin. No WAY the kid was getting up from THAT."

AFTER:

O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"

Tess: "I have our winner, Serinda Swan, and, Swanny, it looked like you came out there with one thing in mind, breaking Paulina down and taking her out..."

Serinda: "Exactly. And let this be a lesson to other self-important blondes who want to step up to 'The Hottest Player In The Game.' I'll beat you on the scales. I'll humiliate you in the disrobe. And I'll pound you out in the ring. And look GREAT doing it."