This fight was touted for months but couldn't be arranged until tonight and has Jeanette Biedermann chasing her first victory since last March after five straight defeats. Meanwhile Cheryl Cole has picked up a lot of steam in recent months, much unlike the German blonde and comes in tonight as the pundits' favorite. However Biedermann is well known for her slugging abilities and she really, really hates Cheryl's guts so it promises to be a wild and brutal encounter with no love lost between these two whatsoever.
Denise van Outen even claims the loser will be knocked unconscious just like Jacqueline Jossa was just minutes ago and signals the need of more medical assistance ringside. "Sit back Charlie and watch these two hellcats just tearing each other apart. It will be as brutal as you can possibly imagine. There will be blood here and I almost feel sorry for the loser already!" Charlie looks over at the veteran reporter and remains silent but she's really curious whether Jeanette and Cheryl could be as malicious as promised to each other. Let's find out then...
Jeanette Biedermann wearing a black bikini top with white stripes, red knickers and golden gloves. Cheryl Cole wearing a golden bikini top, brown knickers and black gloves.
Round 1: Sure enough, both girls waste little time in ripping into each other as Jeanette slams a hook against her rival's cheek but eats a similar overhand and Cheryl punishes her further with a jabbing combo on the chest. Biedermann snaps her head back though as a vicious slugfest ensues in close range; Cole drives low but skims off the forearms and Jeanette nails her on the cheek, pummels through on the rack and has the Geordie singer weaving on her feet before a fine uppercut roots her to the spot. Blonde strikes over the top, snaps the brunette's head back and Cole has to yield; she jumps back and begins to circle around the German who keeps spiking her with the single hand. Cheryl's response is ineffective as she struggles to catch the blonde on the face and reverts into more midsection attacks but gets sliced on the mouth just before the bell and retreats for good.
Round 2: More jabbing on the body from the Geordie singer who keeps the high intensity going but lacks precision and allthough she bounces off the chest well, eats a double overhand combo and wobbles on her feet as Biedermann pours in with more strikes over the top, snaps the brunette's head back and lays into her guts thereafter. Quick switch of targets from the German who buries a couple of jabs on Cheryl's navel and misses an uppercut that promised much but failed to deliver. Cole with some response herself, leans on the blonde and whakcs her on the ribs but Jeanette forces a clinch and pushes the Newcastle-based girl on the ropes where more pushing and shoving ensues forcing the ref to take action. Cole jumps away from the ropes and stays in mid-distance as Biedermann hassles her around the ring but can't close down before the bell.
Round 3: Cole leaps after the blonde and lands a straight jab between the arms that catches Biedermann on the chin. The response goes wayward as Cole pummels the ribcage and flicks an uppercut on the rack which makes the blonde wince in pain. Another quick jab on the ribs follows but the blonde's overhand is lethal again as she smacks the Georgie on the mouth and stops her charge; more striking over the top snaps Cheryl's head back and Biedermann gets the better of her in close range, lands a double hooking combo on the temples, forces the brunette to cover up and then pushes her against the ropes with high-tempo jabbing on the chest. Cheryl just can't handle the German in close range and gets pinned butt-in-ropes with Jeanette pounding away at her midsection. Overhand counter misses by miles and Biedermann takes the brunette's breath away with a shot right on the belly button, follows up with an uppercut on the chest and signs off the round with a cross-hook on the mouth as Cheryl checks her lip during the interval and looks visibly upset.
Round 4: Encouraged by the action so far Biedermann jumps after the brunette straight off the bell and slices her guard again, clips the jaw with a trademark uppercut and lands a big overhand on the eye which sags the Geordie back. Cole yelps in pain and tries to catch her breath back as the German keeps firing away at her stomach. Couple of big hooks swings around the blonde's head but fail to connect and Jeanette uppercuts the rack, sags the brunette firmly on her knees and pushes her against the ropes moments later. More low jabbing prevent Cole from doing much in this position and she just weaves on her feet in avoidance as Jeanette tires to slice through the high guard but fails in her efforts and for once the Geordie singer forces a clinch, tags the blonde with some lacing shots on the ribs but plays second fiddle after four rounds and still looks nowhere near the form she showed in recent months.
Round 5: Jeanette wants to hurt Cheryl and shatters her mitts apart early in the fifth, snaps the head back and clips her on the mouth again, left hand on the cheek, right hand on the chest and Cole sags back on her knees, tries to cover up but Biedermann just beats her for pace, sends a straight jab against the right eye and bends the Geordie forward.. uppercut on the chest follows and Cheryl winces in pain, seeks a clinch but Jeanette opens up from both sides, nails her foe on each temple with a mammoth hooking effort AND DOWN GOES COLE ON HER BACKSIDE, just unable to keep herself upright anymore. Some extended bruising has appeared on her face now but she pushes herself off both arms at five and leaps after the blonde, Jeanette sends in a flying hook.. misses... Cheryl with a right hand on the nose and DOWN GOES BIEDERMANN ON HER BACKSIDE... single punch from the brunette send her tumbling down and she scrambles herself at five blinking in disbelief as the action picks up immediately.. Cole drives on the stomach, pummels the navel and pushes the blonde back, overhand counter fails to deliver for the German and Cheryl whips a double hooking combo on the mouth, snaps the blonde's head back and more venom on display as Cole drives into the midsection, pins Biedermann against the ropes and peppers her ribcage, sinks the stunned blonde on her knees and signs off the round with a vicious uppercut on the chest that leaves Jeanette struggling for breath.
Round 6: The gloves are off... if not literally and Cole clips her foe's chin in close range, beats her with an overhand effort on the mouth and outworks thereafter, sending more jabs around the elbows and rooting her to the spot. Biedermann's hooks are missing the target now and she gets tagged by a combo on the rack that pushes her back but Cheryl shows more speed across the canvas, fakes more low jabs, switches high and clips the jaw again as Biedermann spins back to the ropes; misses a straight jabbing combo and Cheryl slams her against the ribs, keeps striking on the belly from the other side and now just barks in anger as she lays it into the German. Jeanette seeks a clinch, eats another jab on the liver instead and winces in pain, but there's no stopping the Geordie now who whacks her repeatedly on the ribs and keeps pinned on the ropes. Inside the final minute Cole finally takes a step back, Biedermann raises her head and tries to work from behind the guard but a piercing hook splits her mitts and Cheryl tags her on the nose clean, bends forward again and pours from over the top, buries the blonde on the ropes for good and the ref must drag her away from the hapless looking German who indicates there's some blood coming from her nostrils and the cutmen are busy patching her up during the interval in wake of Cole suddenly meaning serious business.
Round 7: Holding back is not an option for Biedermann though and she goes after another leather trade-off. However Cheryl gets the first punch in and clips her jaw before following up with an uppercut on the chest and Jeanette wobbles forward. Cole strikes over the top, lands a couple of shots on each temple and switches low, peppers the ribcage and just shoves the blonde away. Another counter from Jeanette, left hook goes wayward, right hand on the nose from the brunette and Biedermann's nostrils are squashed again as she wobbles back; Cole pours in with more shots on the face and quickly makes a mess of her foe's nose which begins leaking blood for good; no mercy from the Geordie as Biedermann looks stunned and fails to raise her arms in time, cross-hook on the nose and a low jab on the navel leave her stranded, right hook on the jaw follows AND SENDS BIEDERMANN CRASHING DOWN ONTO HER KNEES!! Bloody stains mark the place where the blonde went down and she's visibly concerned by her nose as she gets up at seven. Ref ignores the calls for medics and lets Cheryl finish the job, more vicious jabs split the blonde's mitts and Cole just hammers away at the poor German, clips her on the nose again and again as the arms drop to the side and Biedermann is turned into a bloody mess here! Left hook on the jaw spins her to the side, right hook on the temple put her away for good... JEANETTE SLIDES DOWN ON HER KNEES AND ROLLS ONTO THE SIDE sobbing in agony of defeat as Cheryl bludgeoned her badly with that late charge and there's blood everywhere now and the doctor makes his way onto the ring even before the ref can start the count. Some commotion in the audience and that was truly unneccesary to leave the German is such a sorry state and the ref could have stopped this fight earlier or at least let the doctor check Jeanette's nose. Doesn't matter now cause it's a bloody TKO R7 Cheryl Cole!!!
Post-fight: The Geordie singer looks understandably excited by her performance, climbs the ropes and starts blowing kisses to the crowd. She may have been voted the sexiest woman in Britain but some loud jeers are being heard as not everyone appreciated the bloody finish. Cheryl doesn't mind though, keeps talking to herself and slamming the glove across her chest. That was as vicious as Denise van Outen predicted but the BBU TV booth isn't Cheryl Cole's fanclub and indicates there must be someone teaching her a lesson soon. "Cheryl's been on a rampage lately but does she really have to hurt her opponents that badly? The girl is on drugs or something!"
Meanwhile Jeanette Biedermann escapes a nasal fracture but requires both her nostrils patched up with tampons and leaves the ring in a messy state. She remains winless for 13 months now and quite frankly every new rival just beats her up harder and harder. Perhaps it's time to call Frankie Sandford?
Final result: Cheryl Cole def. Jeanette Biedermann TKO7.
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