SATURDAY NIGHT JMD SPECIAL

Posted by simguy & Vassago on April 20, 2013, 11:55 pm

BEFORE: Both girls jump on the exposure train and look to build upon their new-found JMD fame after tasting success on Rookie Night where Jessica Lowndes battered Sara Jean Underwood but still was surprised how easily Clare Bowen dispatched Selena Gomez stealing the fastest KO of the event. The Lioness Club vs Foxfire Boxing feud escalated with Odette Yustman targeting Laura Vandervoort and Mary Elizabeth Winstead in recent months but Jessica doesn't intend to play second fiddle on Foxfire's radar and Bowen's rapid fire against Gomez elevated her into a private enemy pool straight away.

"Bowen somehow managed to look good against poor Selena. Well, she's lucky I consider her as a smaller and weaker version of Kendra Wilkinson and I don't need to tell anyone that Kendra and I are far from being even. Clare is not just a randomly chosen rival, she's my dress rehearsal before the Kendra rematch and it's obvious, since I'm calling the shots, that I fully expect her to follow my script and allow me to pound her jugs flat! There are quite a few tramps I'd like to pound flat too (Hi Nessa!) but they have to wait in line for the time being!"

Meanwhile Clare's understandably not best pleased about being called a "smaller and weaker" version of anyone let alone Kendra Wilkinson! Pounding Selena Gomez into oblivion was her first KO victory in five fights and a sign of things to come from the Foxfire blonde vixen. "I think it's about time to set the record straight. Look elsewhere wimps, but Jessica Lowndes is the smaller and weaker version of Selena Gomez and shall I remind everyone exactly how I wrecked Selena's jugs? It will happen again with poor Jessi picking her cleavage from the canvas! She showed me no respect and I won't show her any sympathy in the ring. She can kiss that Kendra rematch shot goodbye!"

Jessica Lowndes wearing a black x-crossed monokini with pink laces on the hips and just belows the breast line; silver gloves. Dark brown hair in loose waves, tucked behind the ears. Clare Bowen wearing a navy blue anchor shaped monikini with straps on the breasts and tied behind the neck; black gloves. Blonde hair in a loose ponytail tied with a blue scarf. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the flyweight division.

Round 1:
Jessica did most of the pre-fight bullying and she jumps after the blonde throwing straight jabs at her assets, grazes the blue color but Clare's not intimidated at all, whacks the brunette from the side and sways Lowndes' jugs more efficiently, works the right hand spot on target and pummels the chest in gung-ho fashion, forces Jessica to search something on the ribcage but Bowen piledrives her breasts from point blank range and scores easy pickings; pushes the brunette back and as Jessica tries to raise her arms for some strikes over the top, Clare leans on her and uppercuts the rack big time, makes Lowndes scowl in pain and here comes Bowen in stunning fashion, rains punches on her opponent and Jessica's unable to respond, stumbles forward and Clare slams a right hook between the pair, flicks a left on target again AND SENDS LOWNDES DOWN ON HER KNEES breathing heavily already as the ammount of leather just proved too much with this mediocre defence. Clare slams the gloves against her jugs and winks back to a shocked brunette who scrambles herself back upright at six but checks her boobs in some discomfort as Bowen did her best to remove her top right there and then. All to easy for the blonde vixen who keeps pounding away at Lowndes' rack after the command and the brunette struggles to handle the high-tempo, can't stretch her arms and must duck and weave around Bowen's mitts who are glued to the midsection and keep spiking a hapless looking Jessica all the way through. Lowndes gets tired of being chased around late on, manages to work around the elbows and land some shots on the ribcage but Clare just keeps coming at her and pins her to the ropes in the final seconds, uppercuts the rack yet again, slices through the arms and leans her head against Jessica's, catches her on the chin and Lowndes moans in anger but can't do anything about Clare hammering her chest and leaving breathless at the bell, one shot slams her on the navel after the bell and Clare's in a fiery mood here, flicks her jugs straight to the brunette's ones and bullies her against the corner post with the ref having to pull her away as Lowndes searches for answers and walks back to her corner with the crowd chanting Bowen's name...

Kendra tweets: "Jessi looks soooo spoooooked out there! #LoveIt"

Round 2:
Clare's keen to follow up on the destruction of Lowndes' pride and glory, jumps after the brunette straight away and pummels through the arms to connect with the flesh. Her eyes open up in visible delight but Jessica refuses to step back; whacks a series of uppercuts herself and beats Bowen for pace from the right side, rocks the blue-clad assets and bounces off the chest herself as Clare's left arm is just a little bit too low and suffers the consequences... Lowndes with a right hand across the chest, left over the top, catches Bowen on the money and staggers back as Clare yelps briefly but leans on the brunette and wants to pay her back in due manner, left hand on the guts, Lowndes with a jabbing series on the chest instead and the blue-clad assets are rocked and Bowen ups the moaning rate, searches for some low answers, skims off the ribs and loses her footing as Lowndes bangs a right hand on the rack and spins Bowen to the side, blonde's hair flicks around her neck and by the time she takes aim at her foe it's another series of jabs cleaning out her chest and Clare crumbles, looks to cover her rack but Lowndes pierces her with straight leather, rocks her back and forth and signs the charge off with a big uppercut that almost pushes Bowen's boobs against her chin and DOWN GOES THE BLONDE; crashes on her backside and half-rolls onto her side, both arms on the canvas and she's just staring at the people ringside with Lowndes yelling out at her "What you've got now, punk? What you've got, slut!" Bowen's up at seven though and fights from behind the guard feeling the heat now and Lowndes lashes out at her again, pummels through the arms and dwarfs the blonde's footwork, exposes her defence and connects with the blue target, works around the elbows and spikes the ribcage slowing Clare down even further and pushes her back against the ropes in the final minute. Bowen can't find her response and skims off the forearms as Lowndes gives her a low shot on the navel, almost too low but borderline legal as Clare reverts to the uppercuts but only gets couple of them in and Jessica finds her range now, small step back, one to the side, right hand under the elbow with Clare's guard too high now and exposing her tummy; Lowndes turns on the screw, rains leather on the navel and makes the blonde moan and drop her mitts, left hand over the top, right on as well and Bowen sinks on her knees, ducks and weaves low but Lowndes gets the crowd going, slams another right from the side and opens Clare's arms up, jabbing series on the rack follows and that blue monokini gets it's limits tested but more perhaps then Bowen's chest can handle since it takes a heavy pasting along the ropes and Lowndes just piles on the venom, shatters the blonde's chest in a vicious slugfest and Clare's moans are stopped when SHE CRUMBLES ONTO HER KNEES and leans her head against the canvas as her butt shoots up to meet Lowndes' right leg... "Stay down, you filthy cow!", Jessica boots Clare flat on her chest and keeps her feet planted on Bowen's ass until the ref must finally drag her away and Clare takes her time before beating the count, pushes herself off both arms and grabs the ropes to answer the count at eight, the blue top doesn't seem to fit her so well now and couple of streams of sweat flow down between her assets too with Jessica bouncing up and down in the opposite corner, dark hair no longer tucked behind the ears as they've freed themselves in wake of that charge. More action coming up but with the brief delay, the clock is up among loud cheers from the crowd and looks like even the timekeeper was too busy watching this one and let few seconds loose. Bowen looks pleased though and adjusts her top during the interval as Lowndes barks in anger and keeps staring at her rival knowing she's came back exceptionally well after the first round fiasco.

Kendra tweets: "Soooo lame!!!"

Round 3:
Bowen finds it hard to regain the freshness of the opening round and in fact looks to bide some time along the ropes early but Lowndes has other ideas and seets her across the canvas, works the single hand in menacing fashion and eventually dwarfs the blonde's footwork again and connect with the jabbing on the chest. Bowen has no way out and she knows it, leans on the brunette and pummels her ribs in fine kettle, makes Jessica moan and perhaps she's not all out of it here... Left hook slams her on top of her rack and skims off the chin in wayward fashion, Bowen raises her arms quickly, but leaves the bottom open.. Lowndes pours in with a series on the navel and bends the blonde forward, more yelps from Clare who gets caught in the middle of the ring and now it's all Jessi in vicious fashion as she tries to turn the blonde's guts into jelly and hammers her on the tummy, lays down some bruises as Bowen's pale skins begins to flash colors and as she covers up her rack, she has no anwers to the destruction of her stomach and falls back onto the ropes with Lowndes punishing her with all her might... Another series on the ribs crack Bowen for good and there's Jessica switching high and throwing uppercuts against a cumbersome looking guard... Clare just can't escape the danger, gets rooted to the spot and Lowndes ravages her mitts, shoves them against her chin and finds path to the rack again, barks with every shot landing as Bowen wilts under the barrage and drops her arms lower and lower; she tries to force a clinch but to no avail with Lowndes showing no signs of slowing down, no signs of mercy and she keeps tearing into her jugs now as they sway back and forth, back and forth with Clare yelping in agony, but staying upright despite the brutal pounding at her expense. Lowndes' eyes are glued onto the target and the blue straps are pushed to the limit, Bowen is almost forced to keep her glove on top of her outfit just to prevent the brunette from dismantling it and as Lowndes reduces the blonde into a smoking mess in the final few seconds, she whacks her one more time just before the bell, gutwrenches her on the navel and spins back against the ropes... Bell sounds and ref is quick to drag Jessi away... but nor before she takes Bowen's back and pushes her jugs against her from behind.. She wraps her right arm around the blonde's neck and whispers to her ear: "Got you now, cunt! You're all mine..." Bowen's head slumps between her shoulders and she's still keeping one glove on her top as it's almost entirely loose now but the more important damage has been done to her intestines and quite frankly Clare looks like a battered mess right now with Jessica flicking her glove against her hair and just wanting this to resume as quickly as possible.

Kendra tweets: "Stupid Bowen! Can't even make Lowndes sweat between her boobs!!! #Awful"

Round 4:
Clare struggles to regain her fitness and falls into the wounded prey category now as Jessica closes her down with ease just thumping leather into the blonde's rack and looking to undo the anchor-shaped outfit for good. Bowen protects her assets for a while but Lowndes throws the low jabbing and exposes the blonde's somewhat soft belly and Clare must drop her arms to switch the areas just as the brunette whacks her between the mitts and bounces off the cleavage yet again, leans on her and rains uppercuts as Clare moans in pain but just can't shake off the raging opponent and Lowndes' really keen on destryoing her now, pummels the jugs in methodical fashion, skips under a wayward hook that was anything but the haymaker Clare needed and pounds away at her ribs thereafter, just thumps the aching blonde to the ground and works her over in the middle of the ring. Bowen's reduced into a punchbag as Lowndes pierces her mitts again and now the arms just drop to the side as Clare loses her footing and Jessica buries a right hand on the solar plexus and that's all she wrote for Bowen who CRASHES DOWN ON HER KNEES after taking an incredible barrage of body blows in recent few minutes and she's fighting back the tears as she sags on her butt and wraps her arms around her chest. Lowndes stands in front of her and ignores the referee's efforts to drag her away.. the count finally starts and Clare looks up to see Lowndes seething down on her with no sympathy whatsoever: "Get up now and I'll really pound your tits off, slut!", Bowen's head drops down on her shoulders and she makes no attempt to beat the count. She's really taken a savage beating in the last three rounds and is in no mood of suffering more!!! KO R4 Jessica Lowndes in brutal fashion!!!

AFTER: "All hail the new might of JMD bouts!", Jessica errupts in joy as she stands over the sobbing blonde, "Bowen's jugs got WRECKED and by whom? By ME and nobody else! Forget the Gomez fight, are you watching this Kendra? Cause I'm coming after you next like I promised!!!, Lowndes keeps throwing abuse in front of the camera before having her gloves removed... and she's not done with Bowen here just yet!

Clare was helped onto her stool in the middle of all that brunette bragging but gets hauled off it in a hurry as Jessica grabs her by the curly hair and places her hand against the straps on the blonde's chest. "Off with this! I'm so sorry I couldn't literally pound this one off you durint the fight!"... a quick swing and Bowen's top is untied, drops onto her belly and the crowd can fully admire her assets much to the brunette's delight. The Walk of Shame continues and poor Clare's just not in the mood to do anything about it!

After a couple of merry circles Jessica shoves Clare back onto her stool and the blonde can't hold back the tears anymore, covers her rack with both arms and even her crew can't seem to find a towel adding to the Foxfire misery. "You can go back to all the Selena Gomez of this world and pound them flat! I stopped you jugs and that's all that matters!", the merciless brunette adjusts her black monokini and leaves the ring to a standing ovation as she dress rehearsal before the Wilkinson rematch went according to plan. Bradenton will party long into the night after this one...

Kendra tweets: "Horrible stuff! Will have to shut this Lowndes bytch myself! #FunTimesAhead"

THE DAY-AFTER: The Lioness Club of America would like to deny all the rumours linking Jessica Lowndes' preparations to the Clare Bowen fight with the Vanessa Hudgens vs Michelle Williams clash last November. Allthough we admire Ms Hudgens' skills in pounding any blondes' racks, Jessica Lowndes refuses to set her sight on anything that involves Ms Hudgens' success.

LCA Head Trainer Kim Basinger admits she's been trying to emulate some of the best jug pounders' style around for her youngest protegee training sessions but denies singling out Vanessa Hudgens as the benchmark fighter: "I can only tell you this. Even if I wanted Jessica to become the next Vanessa Hudgens, you'd be the last person to know this. These two girls simply hate each other guts and you all know how those small flyweights can be the most nasty and vicious persons around when it comes to trading leather. You won't hear any further comments on how many times the boss has watched the tapes of Hudgens vs Williams... Wait, did I really say he watched them? Anyone quotes me and we'll see each other in court!"

Final result: Jessica Lowndes def. Clare Bowen KO4.