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28 April 2013 Intro IFFI Rampant Lionesses at the Asylum PPV

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Posted by Results By Sim/Words By Wiz on April 28, 2013, 7:10 pm

O'Dell: "Good evening, ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the sold out Asylum Arena in Philadelphia. I'm Jenny O'Dell along with Tractorpull's Tess Valmore and the resident Loose Cannon Of The FCBA, Jenny 'Mac The Knife' McCarthy, and, what's up with that t-shirt, Mac? We're supposed to be wearing HBO-issued outfits..."

McCarthy: "THIS old thing? My 'Team IFFI' t-shirt? Well, my second-favorite FCBA stable, IFFI, the stable that OWNS The Weirdo and his Dancing Hookers, is in the house AGAIN tonight, and Jennifer Morrison, who's running roughshod through Weirdo's overrated bantams WILL take out The Original Dancing Hooker, Nicole Scherzinger, tonight!"

Tess: "And, in addition to IFFI, we've got LCA in the house tonight with the lovely Charlotte Church, and Rampant Boxing is making its firstAsylum appearance as well!"

O'Dell: "It's going to be a great night, so sit back, have your shot glasses and J-Mac Bingon cards close by, and get ready for 'Iffy Rampant Lionesses At The Asylum'!"

McCarthy: "What a STUPID name..."