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28 April 2013 Post Asylum PPV Press Conference

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Posted by Boxing World Online on April 28, 2013, 7:25 pm.,

The Man In The Hat sits, as usual, at the center of the dais. To his left are Allison Mack, Leelee Sobieski, Amanda Seyfried, Pink, Mariska Hargitay, and Avril Lavigne. To his right are Nicole Scherzinger, Neve Campbell, Kat Dennings, Britney Spears, Jewel, and Jane Levy.

Man In The Hat: "All right. Let's start with some words of thanks. First, I want to thank Mr. Vassago and LCA for coming tonight. And, of course, Rampant Boxing, which made its Asylum debut tonight. We hope to have both stables here regularly. And, let's not forget our friends at IFFI, who've become our most frequent visitors. And, despite the record between the two stables, I STILL want them to keep coming!"

(Laughter)

Man In The Hat: "And, most importantly, thank you to the FCBA commission, without whose sanction these bouts would not be possible. Ok. Questions. Cable Boy!"

HBO Reporter: "Not the best night for Amanda. Looks like you've committed to remaking the flyweight division..."

Man In The Hat(holding up his hand): "Let me stop you right there. Amanda is going nowhere. She's remaining AT Front Street ON the active roster. You WILL be seeing her in the ring again in the near future. Now, as to the fight, I'm disappointed in the results, of course, but, in these types of wild, fast-burning fights, anything can happen. Amanda?"

Amanda: "Yes, Wiz?"

Man In The Hat: "Let's try to keep these types of fights to a minimum in future, shall we?"

(Laughter)

Amanda(smiling): "Whatever you say, boss."

Man In The Hat: "Cable Boy II, go!"

Showtime Reporter: "Leelee came up big tonight..."

Man In The Hat: "Prepon is a good, dangerous welter. She's much better than she's given credit for. She was a test for Leelee. And, Ms. Sobieski passed. As usual. Which is why we have BIG plans for Leelee. BIG plans. Tess, dear, go ahead."

Tess: "You had a bunch of bantams get work tonight. You had to be happy with the work from Neve, Kat, and Allison..."

Man In The Hat: "Neve never disappoints. Never has, in all the time she's been here. She's a girl I don't really manage at all. She comes in the office, says, 'Hey, Wiz, how about getting me a fight with fillintheblank?' I make the fight. She wins it. It ain't no wonder I don't get PAID..."

(Laughter)

Man In The Hat: "Alli needed to get back on track tonight, and she did in a big way. And she wasn't fightin' any tomato can, either. That Church kid, I think, can make some noise in the FCBA. But, not many girls make noise against Mack The Knife. And I'm very pleased with how Kat's developin'. Still a lot to learn, of course, but she's learnin'. And she has all the tools to be somethin' VERY special. Smackeroo! Dinner time is upon us. Take us home!"

Reporter: "I notice Nicole is sitting at your right hand..."

Man In The Hat(smiling): "Yeah. Just about any guy on EARTH would love to be able to say that..."

(Laughter)

Man In The Hat: "I gave Nicky a job to do. And I KNEW she could do it. Because she has as much ability as anyone I have. Sure, she's had some hard luck lately, lost close ones to Laura and Cook, but Nick can beat any girl in this division. Any. Girl. In. This. Division. All she needed was a big win to get back in the mix. And tonight, she got it. She played stopper for this stable. You don't give that role to someone you don't have confidence in. But, that wasn't a problem. Because I've got all the confidence in the WORLD in Nicky. She's fast. She's slick. She's awesome defensively. She can light you up in an instant. And she's gritty as hell. You'll be hearin' more from her. Shortly. Now, time for dinner. Tess, Smackey, limo!"