"TO RULE THJE SAND" PPV

(Lookoput Boxing vs Odds & Ends)

(BMD: Buns of Mass Destruction Boput)

Posted by OddManOut/Lookout//Sim results on May 5, 2013, 5:58 pm

Before: Kardashian with a cornered animal look in her eyes. Her blonde nemesis has bested her three times, twice on the beach, since 2010. Jugged out three times, she’s the underdog facing down the prospect of losing a career best of seven in their fourth fight. And this is a BMD bout. Kim’s signature feature is on display. If Kendra bests her booty, her FCBA career is over, and Kim knows she‘s backed into a corner. “I’ve got the best booty in the FCBA, she CAN’T beat me in a BMD bout. I won’t let her! The only way this ends is with my buns in her face!”

Kendra understandably confident, mouth moving its usual mile-a-minute. “My boobies have had so much fun smothering out Kimmie that my booty started to get jealous!” giving her gym-short covered posterior a playful smack. “It’s really not Kim’s fault, we both fight the same kind of fight. I’m just better at it! I’ll string her along, let her get her licks in, and then I’ll put her down like the never-was she is and let her get along with her life!” On and on, as reporters wonder whether or not separate press conferences were a good idea.

Kendra in black triangle-cut bikini top and bright orange thong, black gloves, blonde hair back in a fighting pony-tail. Kim in purple bandeau bikini with matching thong bottoms, white gloves, hair loose down her back. Ref not crazy enough to tell them to touch ‘em up, keeps a hold on the arms of both blood enemies through instructions.

R1: Kim’s been the aggressor in the first round of all three of their previous fights, so why stop now? She SPRINTS across the ring all a’jiggle as she pancakes Kendra into her corner. Wilkinson pushes her off, but Kardashian committed to roughhousing, early wide swings see her “accidentally” wrap the blonde's head up in the crook of the left elbow, only natural for Kim to body Kendra sideways to ropes and pump her tummy full of right hands. Playmate bleating in pain, eyes shut, left hand over ropes for balance as tanned blonde tummy and tits take flat-knuckle right hands until ref's break. Kim breathing through pursed lips, wading in to plow away with insistent, deliberate JMD-volume delivery. Kendra snarling, pony tail flying as she gets her whole body into a couple of hooks palm-down across Kim's bulging front, but quickly forced to cover up as Kim's left hand slams into her left hip; then twists into a sideswiping right that smites Kardashain tummy & tits. Kim groaning and tearing up, but refuses to give ground: she's putting her jugs on the line like a real trooper. Down the stretch, swinging left takes Kendra deep in her tummy, she screams, slumps back into ropes. Kim steps in, shouting "HAH!" as she plows a pounding right to jug, then loads up the left for more of the same. Wilkinson crying, trying to cover up now. Kardashian pulling the black mitts down, loading up and slamming away, her own buns and jugs jiggling furiously as she batters her hated foe. Playmate slumped in ropes...sobbing, unable to defend herself and THE REF STEPS IN! OMG TKO1 Kim Kardashian!

AFTER: Kendra is a dazed blonde beauty as she pulls herself up along the ropes, blinking in shock as she argues with the referee, disputing the stoppage in no uncertain terms, which grow increasingly louder by the moment. “There is no way that Kim freaking Kardashian could stop me in one round! She is all mine! How in the world could you let this happen?” It's clear that Kendra is not going to accept being overwhelmed by her blonde rival as she stands there, finger wagging and blonde hair flying, the referee stands by his decision However, it's only moments later that Kendra isn't left standing as she is yanked back roughly into the turnbuckle by her blonde tresses back-first. Thumping into the corner as she glares up at her attacker, shouting something that isn't quite audible to the crowd, but something along the lines of being “jumped in the corner again.” but Kim's response comes through loud and clear as she shouts into Kendra's face “Shut. Up.!” and then slams her knee upwards into Kendra's tummy to fold her over. Kenda tries to keep talking, but Kardashian stuffs in two more knees right into her navel to finally quiet Wilkinson's constant stream of arguing and trash talk. But, it's not enough for Kim to just beat Kendra. Instead, she needs to really leave her mark and given that this is a Buns of Mass Destruction (BMD) match-up, there's only one way that she plans to do that.
Kim beams down at her blonde rival, who has slumped down to a nearly sitting position against the sand, blinking as she is gulping in air and hugging her abused midsection. Kim shoves Kendra onto her side, than out of the ring to the baking sand near where the JKO fighters are seated. Slipping through the ropes herself, Kim props Kendra up against the side of the ring, and smiles as she immediately reaches for the bottom rope and with practiced precision, spins around as she brings her hands above her head, grinning over at the crowd, “Who wants to see me back it up?” and from the positive reaction from the crowd, there is a sizable contingent from the crowd who does. Kendra, of course, is not among them. Bringing her hands up, she brings her hands to protest against Kardashian's oncoming posterior but Kim just swats them away. Reaching for Kendra's blonde hair, she arches her butt backwards to slam backwards and grind her ass back and forth across Kendra's squealing features, although it's muffled into her rear. Kendra's struggles slow a bit as Kim sways her butt back and forth in a slow and confident grind across Wilkinson's face. Bumping and rocking her opponent's face with her ass, Kendra is dazed as her hands start to fall down from pushing against Kim's back.

Kim keeps backing it up as she promised the crowd she would, her ass brushing back and forth across Kendra's dazed features as the blondes' shouts and curses slowly fade to moans and whimpering. Kim senses that her opponent isn't offering up much resistance at this point, reaching for Kendra's wrists as she pulls her hands forward, placing Kendra's palms on her butt as she coos down, “Feel that, Kendra? That's the ass that put you out! You've been lucky before once or twice in some JMD matches, but when it comes to BMD matches, this is where you're going to end up, understand? You should know better, b##ch!” as Kendra then flicks her posterior backwards to box right into Kendra's face one last time as she pools down against the side of the ring. Kim looks down, smirking as she surveys the wreckage left by her rear as she saunters off, having gained some momentum in their ongoing rivalry after this big and much-needed win on the beach. Looking up, she sees Lacey Chabert watching intently as she lays on her belly on a lounge chair, relaxing after her grueling bout with Vanessa Hudgens. Belly down, propped up on her elbows, the JMD Queen’s championship cleavage is on full display. Locking eyes as she pauses in front of her, Kim rolls her shoulders, putting her own impressive rack through its paces. “I’ve always looked good in a tiara. I think I want yours!” Before heading over to the Lookout! side of the ring, where her stablemates are going wild over her upset win that makes them the first stable to two wins!