"TO RULE THE SAND" PPV

(Jeri's Knockouts vs Odds & Ends)

Posted by OddManOut/Sim results on May 5, 2013, 6:05 pm

Before: “I can handle any model,” Kelly says defiantly. “You’ll notice she doesn’t have the guts to give me a crack at the Ice Hotel. No, she had to let the kid have a go at her. And look how much trouble the brat gave her, half the time she was stealing rounds Kate should have won. You won’t see her turning the tables like that on Kelly Brook, you can bet on that!”

“I don’t have anything to prove to Kelly at the Ice Hotel.” Adriana states dismissively. “There’s nothing there for her anymore, she should just accept it. For now, I am focused on forcing her to scuttle back in fear again. Soon, she will realize there is nowhere to go where she will be able to escape from my shadow!”

Rematch only adds to the tension as both stables have 2 losses as the action shifts to the bigger fighters. Both fighters wearing floral print bikinis, Lima’s on a blue background, black for Brook, and black gloves. Hair loose & tangly all around, cascading over backs, shoulders, and breasts in deliberate imitation of the traditional Ice Hotel style.

R1: Adriana pouncing at the bell, bumping left jabs to jug; fitting right hands to jaw; crowding close chin-on-shoulder while pumping rights and lefts to paunch. Kelly’s forced back to ropes, sponging up the hurt as Lima smothers all offense. Adriana’s fast hands salt away the shutout with a right/left/right flurry to tummy & tits or chest & chin, putting a quick insurance shot into each breast after the bell before prancing back to her corner, leaving a hurting Kelly

R2-5: Adriana Lima is ALL OVER Kelly Brook! Adriana gets the jump on her and salts away the shutout in ALL FOUR ROUNDS! The story of this fight is going to be “What’s wrong with Kelly?” Was she hurt worse than we realized in the first round? Did she overtrain? Is she just past it? Why isn’t she punching? At the halfway point, JKO corner is in full on crisis mode as a fresh & romping Lima pushes herself off an increasingly battered Brook.

R6: Adriana comes out a little stiff, hands low, she's a little bit arm weary, punched out. Kelly stumbling from punishment, but resolute, she crosses the ring, jabs Lima's breasts, then leans in to a monster right cross. Adriana jerked a quarter turn to her right, staggers to ropes as Kelly follows her. Brook grimly digging, her arms chugging back and forth to work on up-till-now pristine Brazilian abs. Lima answering when she can, gamely trying to push off the ropes, but unable to do so till final minute. Both girls heads swiveled in heavy trading to end the round, but early control FINALLY gets Kelly on the board.

R7: Caution thrown to the wind as both ladies elect to brawl. Adriana’s showing that right/left/right again, hammering Kelly’s tummy and tits or tits and chin, while Brook puts all her chips into subjugating Lima’s body. Kelly’s repeatedly caught by the uppercut, getting her head snapped back. Adriana’s pained groans and whiny gasps can be heard at ringside as the swinging right slams into her ribs again and again, while the left hook carves at her stomach. Firefight between sweaty beauties continues hot & heavy under the blazing sun until late in the round. Both are teary-eyed from the punishment being soaked up yet unwilling to back down as the final minute of the round ticks down. Lima comes upstairs, swivels Brook’s head thisa’way- thata’way with one more combination that sends her pinwheeling back onto the ropes, sprawling over them as the bell sounds. Groggy Kelly shakes her head to clear it, but can plainly see Ali & Kate sharing an eye-roll as she heads back to her stool.

R8: Corner doesn’t sugarcoat it, Kelly knows she needs a knockout, bats her gloves together and comes ROARING out of the corner. Adriana confidently comes across the ring, AND EATS THE RIGHT HAND! Brook leaning into the right cross, crushing Lima to the chin. Adriana staggering around, eats a left to the breadbasket, then a clubbing right to the ear. Lima floundering, arms crossed as Brook unleashes heavy, deliberate lefts and rights; beaten senseless as she reels to the ropes, then bounces off them as the fight wanders back to midring with Brook suddenly hungry in pursuit.

Kelly uses her left as a rangefinder as she closes, measuring Adriana for more right-handed harm to the head. But Lima is still combative as she takes one of these on the chin in order to land her own right to Brook’s ribs, immediately followed by a left hook behind the ear that sends Kelly backpedaling. Another trade of rights, and now Lima gets off that whipsawing left hook of hers, this one to Kelly’s jaw, and BROOK’S SHOOK! Kelly stumbles back to a corner woozily as she unravels in the face of unexpected clout, AND ADRIANA POUNCES! Brook forms earmuff, butt back against the turnbuckle as she tries to weather the storm, Lima pours herself at Kelly’s midsection, some punches landing cleanly to Brook’s flanks, others bashing against the Brit’s arms. Kelly’s cringing, open-mouthed as the Brazilian beauty continuously pounds at her forearms and body. RIGHT UPPERCUT TO THE CHIN! Adriana’s punch splits up between the gloves and snaps Kelly’s head back, leaving her ramshackle! Brook’s guard sags leaving her rack bared, a hardhearted look on Lima’s face as she takes what she wants with merciless crisscross pounding. Aghast and blubbering in pain as her jugs are savagely ransacked, Kelly is just getting the HELL beaten out of her. Contrast of quick, snappy, high volume punching from Adriana versus the slow, heavy-handed bombs thrown by Brook earlier in the round makes it abundantly clear who’s coming out ahead in this critical round.

R9&10: Adriana slams the door shut. Kelly stubbornly coming out, unwilling to let herself go down when Upton & Lively managed to go the distance with Lima, but she has nothing else going for her. Brook doing just enough moving around to keep the ref from calling the TKO. Adriana all smiles, dancing around, all pitty-pat jabs with the left, keeping the right curled up juuust in case Kelly gets any ideas. Lima runs out the clock mockingly, coasting to a UD10 wide!

After: Adriana wastes no time in giving Kelly the bum’s rush through the ropes. Facedown in the sand, Brook spits sand out of her mouth as she’s yanked up to her knees. Attendants hold her arms up as the Body Saddle is buckled on for the second time in her career. Lima shoves her forward onto all fours and then mounts her, sliding her knees into the pads above the hips and seating herself comfortably, Adriana takes a hold of Kelly’s hair and pulls back like reins with one hand, while the other reaches back and gives Brook a generous slap on the ass, telling her to giddyup.

Adriana rides her across the burning beach, letting the sand work into her palms and knees. Forcing Kelly into the surf, Lima drives her out until the water is up to her elbows. Waves are crashing across her face, stinging her eyes with salt water and setting her sputtering as she gasps open-mouthed from exertion. Rising up in the stirrups, Adriana drives her butt down into the seat, sending Kelly sprawling forward limbs akimbo. It’s unexpected, pitching LIMA forward into the surf. She chooses to be magnanimous, slicking back her hair, then flipping Kelly onto her back to plant a contemptuous kiss on her forehead. Rising to her feet, she makes her way back to ringside, disdaining the proffered towel as attendants rush to reclaim the Body Saddle.