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6 May 2013 Review Rule the Sand PPV

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Posted by Tractorpull Magazine on May 6, 2013, 4:49 pm

Tess Valmore

I am late getting this review up. Our flight back from the beach on Wiz Force One didn’t get into Wiz International until very late.

CHABERT/ HUDGENS Wow, Hudgens took the first three rounds. By the end of the fifth, she had a big lead and had put Chabert on the canvas twice. She was having a great night, until the sixth. At the beginning of the round, Chabert hurt Hudgens with a right and then bulled her into the ropes. Once Chabert had her against the strands, she unloaded punching Hudgens into a helpless daze and Hudgens finally went down for the count.

RICCI/ J. SIMPSON This is the fourth fight between the two. Ricci had taken the last two. She wouldn’t get a three-peat. The first round was fairly even. The second went Ricci’s way early. She floored Simpson, but Simpson got up and finished strongly. In the third, Ricci was having her own way with Simpson, when Simpson launched a huge right roundhouse that landed. Ricci went down and was counted out.

JOHANNSON/ SHAHI Shahi came out of the gates looking good, taking the first two rounds. Johannson got on track in the third and evened the fight at the end of the fourth. In the fifth, Shahi put Johannson on the canvas and had her ready to go at the end of the round. Johannson didn’t recover, and when she came out for the sixth was an easy target. Shahi poured on the punishment until the referee stopped the fight,

KARDASHIAN/ WILKINSON. I, once said that anyone over the age of twelve could beat Wilkinson. Then, I stupidly picked her to win. After all she was fighting Kardashian, who is the epitome of a poor fighter. As poor a fighter as Kardashian is, she is well over the age of twelve. Wilkerson didn’t last three minutes. It was a right to the stomach that undid Wilkinson. Kardashian went on a rampage until the referee stopped the fight.

This card is turning out to be a disaster for me. For the first four fights, my predictions have all been wrong.

HEWITT/ M. KELLY I admit I am no fan of Hewitt, so you might say I enjoyed the last rounds of this fight. It didn’t look too good for Minka early, as Hewitt took the first two rounds. Minka that took the next three to have the lead at the halfway point. Hewitt then took the sixth and seventh to retake the lead. Once again Minka came back taking the last three rounds to get the victory

HOLT/ MEESTER. What happens when a under-rated fighter like Holt, meets an over-rated fighter like Meester. The under-rated usually wins and that’s what happened in this fight. Meester did take the first round, but simply caved in in the second, when Holt muscled her into the ropes. She simply folded her arms across her chest and let Holt unload. It took about a minute and Meester was counted out.

BROOK/ LIMA I have no idea what has happened to Kelly Brook. She was 2-6 going into this fight and was going against a model. Tractorpull has a low opinion of models as fighters. Lima controlled the ring for the first five rounds. Brook didn’t get on the boards until the sixth and after that won only one more round, as Lima dictated most of the fight. A very poor showing from Brook. Management has to be concerned. It looks like the only fighter Brook can beat is Theron

ATKINSON/ UPTON If you want to know something about Atkinson don’t depend on IMDB. Her biography on IMDB is something like 29 words long. Not a lot of info. Upton is a model, whose chest size seems to have seduced the board. As for Atkinson, her attributes are the same as Upton’s. Now Upton’s a model, enough said. Upton dominated this fight, taking every round and KOing Atkinson in the eighth. I must say if a fighter loses all the rounds and gets KOed by Upton, there is only one thing to do. Quit

LANDRY/ REFAILI Landry is in the Hall Of Fame. Refaili is a model. That should have told you how this fight was going to go. The 40 year old Landry had lost her last four and needed to win this fight. Lima took the first two rounds and floored Landry in the first and again in the sixth and she had a considerable lead at the end of six. In the seventh Refaili ran into a Landry buzz saw and went down three times. The last time for the count. Mr Vassago called this an upset. We must disagree. We didn’t get many fights right on this card, but we predicted a Landry win. After all she was fighting a model

Tractorpull has been doing predictions for approximately twelve years. On rare occasions we have dropped below 50% by a fight. The PPV was the worst, predicting wise, in the history of Tractorpull. We went 3-6 for a horrible 33% correct.
We did manage a 5-1 record in the last Asylum card to make it 8-7 for this round of predictions with a 25 fight PPV card yet to go. I hope our PPV predictions go better than the did for this card.