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10 May 2013 Kristanna Loken vs LeeLee Sobieski

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Posted by simguy on May 10, 2013, 11:15 am

BEFORE: First fighter-introduction results in Loken shocking Leelee with a right forearm to breasts...security intervenes quickly, but Kristanna's sent her message. "Wiz has miscalculated big-time," Loken promises in prefight. "Accidentally put his girl in with a monster. I'm not on the payroll - I ain't posing for Leelee's punches like the typical Front Street jobber: I'm mayhem in a bikini and and Sobieski's getting HURT!"

Leelee composed in the face of Hurrican Loken...Sobieski's not a girl for turning. "I think everyone knows that one good shot on Krissy's chin will change from a monster to a cupcake," Leelee shrugs in rebuttal. "She always comes in a bully, but she'll wind up a lamb once it gets hot in the ring. Obviously, she's still one of the biggest and strongest women out there so I'm not writing her off by any means, but we know this chick is damaged goods. Find the fault-line; stress it...Krissy will collapse."

Loken in cobalt blue athletic bikini with belted bottoms in the same shade; white gloves; long blonde hair straight. Leelee in leopard print bikini; long tawny-blonde hair loose with a bit of curl; black gloves.

R1: Loken wades into Leelee via swinging right to breadbasket; hearty hook up top...Sobieski knocked back, but regrouping quickly, jabbing-jug to reset, then trading swift right crosses - Leelee missing over Loken's right shoulder/Loken missing under Leelee's right armpit. Swinging left caroms off Leelee's right shoulder as she leans away; swinging right takes Leelee thick to tits, knocking her back several steps. Loken stomps forward for more slugging, ducking as Leelee tries a decapitating right, then girls are tied up, stumbling into ropes for break. That's the gist - high-risk, aggressive slugging from both women - near misses to chins from streaking right crosses, but healthy strapping wallop from either hand clobbering one or the other girl off balance in turns. Not a lot of jabbing, but what there is comes from Loken's left hand - occasionally she'll poke at Leelee's mouth while sidestepping, looking to reset midring. Down the stretch, girls leaning into right hands - missing - girls swinging hooks-from-hips to available chins and DOWN GOES LEELEE! Loken's fist slamming to a halt on Leelee's jaw shuts off the power to Sobieski's legs...Leelee collapsing down onto her knees, then showing rump-high as she spreads onto her face, slowly flattening as she GOES TO SLEEP! Leelee out cold - KO1 Kristanna Loken as the beast is back!

After: Loken roaring - strutting the ring - even taking the opportunity to wipe her feet on Leelee's slumbering backside before authorities intervene...it's Krissy's biggest win in years as she destroys a highly-touted welterweight contendah. "BOOM! Baby!" Loken shouts in postfight, obviously pumped by her devastation of poor Leelee. "That's how I do! That's what happens when you trade with Loken, baby: LIGHTS OUT! I'm too strong - Leelee's good enough to trade with your average welterweight - your Katrina Law's say, or your Mandy Moores - but you put her in with Grade A beef at this weight and she can't hack the heat. Baby, she can't swing with this (shaking her head side to side, popping a double-bicep shot, standing there in pose). NOBODY can! When I'm punching and the other girl's not running for her life? She's going to sleep - end of freaking story!"