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11 May 2013 Lucy Hale vs Rachel Bilson

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Posted by simguy on May 11, 2013, 9:41 am.

BEFORE: Whatever organizers had planned for pre-fight promotion completely disrupted by the constant cat-scrapping between close type-approximates...brand rivalry incendiary as hair is yanked, tops are torn and security is constantly engaged in one bawling melee after another. "She's a hateful little tramp, and a cheap copy of yours truly!" Bilson insists at podium - hair disheveled from yet another scrum. "I'm OBVIOUSLY superior in every metric. I'm cuter. I carry a show on my shoulders, while she's 4th banana on a show of losers. I pioneered the super-cute big-brown-eyes look and she's stealing it...TRYING to steal it, but really, all she's doing is diluting the look. She needs to go! All I can think about is beating her stupid face in, and I can't WAIT until I can get her in the ring!"

Hale with hair obscuring half her face and a torn blouse-sleeve - obviously no fan of Rachel's in return. "I've been taking crap from Bilson and her representatives ever since I landed Pretty Little Liars," Hale reports from podium, "and I'm sick of it! The only thing she's pioneered is bytching and quitting - NOBODY believes she's better than me. When I smoke her in this fight, it's gonna be TOO SWEET! When I'm done with her, she's going to have to change her tired old line about me being the copy. The WINNER is the real deal - the LOSER is the copy...I'm going to ram this verdict down her throat, and Rachel's just going to have to DEAL!"

Lucy in green knit bikini; small black gloves; hair in beach-pony with bangs framing face. Rachel in mix-n'-match bikini - pastel-pink and white horizontal bars on top/solid black sport bottoms; hair in damp beach ringlets. Stare down: worlds most furious pouts - girls refusing to touch gloves when asked.

During R1: TORRID pace as girls bop close in wide stances, letting hands go rikky-tikky-tavvi. Bilson featuring a nice loose, batting-action left hook to Lucy's midsection - bouncing mitt off meat once, twice, then hunting for combos up top. Hale pounding away straight criss-cross, scrubbing at Rachel's face, then hooking-jug even as she's taking head punches. Girls step out, circle, then bop back in - non-stop pattern of attack as girls flurry away. Both girls appear immune to the other's sock, but Lucy getting the better of bitter exchanges...she's out-hitting Rachel in a tempestuous first.

R2: Same again - sensational punching-pace - girls on their toes, slugging from wide stances, parting only long enough to catch-breath, then bopping back in to swap. Best formal punch is that batting hook from Rachel to Lucy's breadbasket - nice limber arm; mitt bouncing off meat, allowing Rachel to double up tasty. Crisp two-way face-punching about even - both girls scrubbing effectly across lips and cheeks - both moving the other's head with violent hooks or drifting right hands. Rachel's jab a little more insistent, often pre-empting and disrupting Lucy, leaving her vulnerable to extra contact from experienced Bilson. Bell: Rachel kisses a meanspirited left/right side to side across Lucy's breasts, leaving Hale open-mouthed in fury as ref moves in.

R3: A girl finally gets hurt - Lucy staggering away from a crashing brace of lefts and rights in trade - Bilson's hook to chin putting Hale wobbly butt. Lucy backing to ropes, but proving the world's cutest little badger defending her turf...Rachel wades into desperation flurries that force Bilson to back off. Encouraged, Hale wades in, but Rachel turns boxer - jabbing Hale's face back; kissing the right cross to chin; dippin'-n'-diggin' that limber-whip left hook to belly - bouncing mitt off meat. Lucy cringing forward, covering up...she's unable to answer late as Rachel pours it on, working Hale over to flanks at bell.

R4: Torrid, whirling action - girls just attacking with flashing brown eyes, curling lips. Bilson banging the body that left hook thump-thump - really punishing the Hale breadbasket. Lucy pushing through it, drenching Rachel in punishment...Hale gradually overwhelming Bilson in trade, forcing her to withdraw, regroup. Lucy the aggressor overall, but frequently walking into clever jabs, crisp flurries...nevertheless, it's Rachel finishing up with back to ropes, taking a beating in her ribs as Lucy wails away lathering left/rights at bell. Ref moves in as Hale's not backing off...Rachel angry, trying to swipe around the man to land a cheap shot...warnings all around as tempers flare.

R5: High-tempo punching back and forth - girls just going right at each other without fear or common-sense. Legs still in good shape - wide stances, fighters on their toes, leaning into swinging punches. Output roughly the same, but Bilson carving out small advantages with a smarter jab, and that thumping hook to gut...Hale visibly slowing as Rachel pounds the body like a champ then roams up-torso to outwork her rival toe-to-toe.

R6: Starts out as the same high-octane give and take...then graduates to true slugging insanity. Minute mark, Rachel starts scoring rapidly - beating Lucy to pasting rights and lefts up top, shunting Hale sideways, left shoulder against ropes. Bilson pouring on the harm - right hands punching, punching, punching right side of Hale's face as she's cowering sideways against ropes. Rachel feeding Lucy straight rights, then going to right uppercuts, punching Lucy's chin while fighting off Hale's right hip, buckling Lucy's knee! Bilson all in, whirling her mitts to wilting Hale, when Lucy bangs back! Hale rolling her back to ropes, slugging off her hips...she starts catching Rachel to chin and BILSON goes wobbly-butt. Rachel hurrrrt, stepping in fence post holes, torso lolling forward, hands out low and to the sides...hurtin' Lucy takes a deep breath, smokes Rachel a swinging left-cross from southpaw stance to jug and starts pouring the hurt back onto her tormentress! Bilson's sleek legs hold her up, but she staggers into ropes under a torrent of Hale leather...Lucy mindless, just leaning forward and whirling, trying to scour Bilson into defeat. Bell: Lucy still belting away - ref has to pull Hale off a trembling Bilson, though both girls are reeling on the verge of collapse.

R7: Pace slows...fighters more flat footed now - pushing each other inside, then slugging offending ribs and bellies with more of a shoveling action, prior to clubbing away up top. Volume still high, but more sloppiness now...either girl liable to stagger away when smote - the other walking her down like a little bully. Hale managing to take the round with a barrage of lefts and rights to tummy - top of her head in Rachel's breasts, arms thrashing mindlessly until whining Bilson can ties up off the ropes for break.

R8: Same sloppy, vigorous desperation, but it's Rachel getting the better in trade. Hale getting her face pasted side to side as Bilson beats her to punches...Lucy stumbling backward, sputtering from the face work, then grunting, throwing her arms around Bilson's shoulders as Rache crowds close, works gut hup-hup-hup. Good pursuit and pressure from Rachel...Hale taking a good shot, but unable to answer back much as Bilson dominates bell to bell.

R9: Both girls catch second winds...volume comes up as fighters lean in on their toes, pitchin' to win. Fans loving the constant action and spank - always one girl or the other getting her face struck, or taking it thick amidships. Wide-ranging action as fighters take turns backing one another up...down the stretch, Rachel advancing on Lucy as Hale bobs low/straightens up into the shortest, most muscular hook she's ever thrown and RACHEL SITS DOWN! Bilson blown to her buns as Lucy steps into Rachel's chin via that compact shot...Hale all eyes wide, overwhelmed to have dropped Rachel after so much work through 9.

R10: Rachel SO competitive off her stool - she shakes off Lucy's power and gets to work. Good stiff jab; thumping hooks off the gut; furious flurries in close...Rachel eating Lucy up, forcing Hale into glassy-eyed retreat. Midway through, Rachel fetches Lucy a payback hook-to-chin, bouncing up out of a bob, jamming it super-short with back and buns behind it. Hale's legs take the blast, but she doesn't go down...Pretty Little Puncher reels backwards into ropes, covering up hurrrt as Rachel wades in to finish. Bilson pours it to Lucy, beatin' the body as Hale sits in ropes to soak, but Lucy sponges it up. Goes to cards, comes back a draw, breaking both women down into exhausted, wracking sobs of disbelief. In the in-ring milling aftermath - girls still trying to get after one another, so the overtime protocol is a go.

R11: Bitter, exhausted little vixens fall in and lather away - drowsily beating one another in staggering little patterns around the ring. Often mouth on shoulder, they flail away, eyelashes fluttering all sleepy - shoulders and biceps landing as often as fists in stumbling melee. Bell: girls panting, glaring as they're pushed apart...Rachel's nipped Lucy by a nose for points.

R12: Same again - girls just too used up to do anything but fall in and flail. Rachel still getting that lovely, limber left hook underneath - the fist reaching down first, then whirling wide to Lucy's flank with a crowd-pleasing thump. Hale whining, cringing, but digging back: she's hating on RAchel's breasts, working the offending Bilson tummy, occasionally clouting Rache a sloppy right hand upside the head. Down the stretch - all even in scoring - Lucy walks Rachel down, but Bilson crouches, straightens up into a compact left hook BINGO ON THE CHIN! Poor Lucy nearly knocked down...curvy legs hold her up as she totters heartbroken into ropes...her eyes moist with defeat - the punch has beaten her. Hale out on her feet, hands at her sides...all she can do is pout/roll to her left and tuck her chin without picking her hands up, as Rachel wades in to slap a few final touches onto helpless Hale at bell. Ref pulls Rachel off, she breaks down into sobs of triumph as poor Hale sags to haunches, weeping in a little puddle of defeat.

"I'm better!" Rachel blubs in postfight. "I told you I was better; I told HER I was better, then I went out there and beat the truth into her. She couldn't take my punches - did you guys see me working her body? I was whippin' 'em in and she was all 'uhh - uhh'...she just couldn't answer my power! It feels great because now people know I'm Best in Show. She can copy me all she wants, but she's the one who finished up helpless on the ropes, taking it from the one, the only, Rachel Bilson!"