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24 May 2014 Katie Couric vs Marg Helgenberger

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Reposted by Archer on May 24, 2013, 6:16 pm

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“Welcome to the network Katie!” read the banner above the entrance to the Four Seasons restaurant in NYC where the CBS suits were anticipating a warm greeting for Katie Couric as they held a special welcome dinner for their newest “star.” Among the invited guests were Marg Helgenberger ('Catherine Willows' of “CSI” and her sidekick Jorja Fox.

During the cocktail hour it was obvious that Katie was going to be less than welcome if Marg had anything to do with it. Helgenberger was burning with resentment over the large contract Couric had gotten to be 'nothing more than a talking head' in her words and those words had reached the ears of Katie. Katie confronted Marg halfway through the cocktail hour and laced into her vehemently. 'So you got a bug up your skinny ass over my contract do you' she snarled. Marg responded with a self assured cool smile and replied 'nice to see you to you ditzy broad'. 'Next time you want to talk to me see my agent'. Couric immediately grabbed Marg by her lapels and had to be restrained by the CBS execs who were both alarmed and also thrilled by this instant rivalry of these two. 'I'd like to fight you actually' said Marg 'and the sooner the better.' 'We'll just see who'd the Queen of this network.' 'Oh you got it you flagpole sliding bimbo' replied Couric referring to Marg's early background as a stripper on the show. The CBS suits arranged a bout at Madison Square Garden for the following week during early July as each would have a chance to recover from any bruises etc. before the Fall season kicked in.

Two weeks later. Madison Square Garden with thousands there including former Mayor Guiliani and current Mayor Bloomberg. The place is a hotbed of betting and there's great anticipation. Marg comes into the ring first and slips off her robe and looks blazingly hot in her black thong and stiletto heels. Katie had total drop dead legs in her red , white and blue bikini brief. She also has the stiletto heels. The ref is 'Downtown ' Julie Brown who wants a piece of both of these gals.

Round One- Marg gets off some great left jabs to Katie's face and is slipping punches skillfully. Katie pursues her though and slams the redhead with a hard right to the midsection. 'Now THAT'S power you flunky' laughs Katie as Marg grimaces. Katie’s lambastes Marg harder to the body and sends her reeling back on those long legs. Marg tries to counter with a long right but it's neatly blocked by Katie who punishes the ‘CSI’ star with a flurry of face shots including a brutal right cross to the jaw which sends Marg's head sideways as sweat flies in all directions. Katie is dictating the tempo of this fight and doing it well. She hammers Marg mercilessly with another series of body shots and floors her with a terrific left hook. The Garden crowd is up on it's feet. Julie Brown counts to four as the bell sounds. Marg stumbles back to her corner on rubbery legs and Jorja Fox, who is working as Marg's corner gal, admonishes her to “stick and move, use your jab.”

Round Two- Marg has regained her senses and begins slamming Katie back with long left jabs. The dislike each has for the other is reflected in their trading shots at mid-ring. Marg is looking better now and scores a wicked right to Katie's jaw which rocks the ex Today show hostess. Couric is stunned but does not fall. Her strong legs hold her up as her knees buckle ever so slightly at the force of this right cross by Marg. Helgenberger is somewhat bothered that her SUNDAY PUNCH did not floor Katie. Couric comes inside to the redhead once more and delivers solid and punishing body shots. Marg’s arms are starting to droop and it's obvious that some of the fight is going out of her. Katie roars in and connects viciously once again to Marg's jaw and the CSI gal again is floored as the cheeks of her ass roll on the canvas and she looks up with some fear at the grinning and confident Katie Couric who is looking and behaving like a dominant fighter and wins this round as well.

Round Three- They touch gloves and it is evident that Marg’s face is swelling badly. Katie has a small mouse under her right eye but Marg's face is turning purple from the continual pounding Katie is handing out. Katie jackhammers the floundering redhead with a left/right combo to the body. Marg's legs buckle as she doubles over. Katie's uppercut right hits 'nothing but net' as it cleanly connects with Marg's exposed jaw. She stumbles back on collapsing legs toward her corner, but suddenly drops and as her knees hit the canvas her legs splay out. Just before her face slams into the canvas, Marg Helgenberger completely loses consciousness.

Katie Couric has taken Marg down and the place is pandemonium. Both the ex and current mayor of New York are thrilled to see the sexy little blonde dominate and beat the “big bad redhead.”

After Julie Brown counts Marg out, she asks Katie if she would like to drag the CSI star around the ring as it is her right.

“Naw, why don't YOU drag her ass!” laughs Katie.

'Downtown' takes this as a bit of a put-down and immediately issues a challenge of her own. “Look hotshot, you might be something right this minute but I'll kick your silly ass any day of the week and twice on Sunday and I WILL DRAG YOUR ASS around the ring like I've done to many of the losers here in the audience.”

Couric looks down at see celebs like Diane Lane, Rachel Hunter, Liz Hurley, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Kim Cattrall, Jamie Lee Curtis, Lucy Lawless and Daryl Hannah - all of whom had not only been beaten, but dragged by Julie Brown. Teri Hatcher was also there, another of Julie's victims.

“I'm not impressed by those flunkies,” hissed Couric. “I’ll face you next”

“Bank on that,” Julie sneers.

“Not only will I beat you,” Katie boasts. “But after I beat you, I'll have you on my show with your shades on because your eyes will be swollen shut for sometime - just like big Red there,” Katie says as she kicks Marg’s ass with her foot, setting the soft flesh jiggling.

Then Katie takes the microphone and announces to the crowd that she and 'Downtown' would fight “…in due course” and there’s a thunderous roar of approval at the news.

Marg's body remains motionless during this exchange until Jorja Fox finally brought her around with smelling salts. As she looked up at the muscular Katie Couric, Jorja thought, “This woman has arrived as a fighter to be reckoned with.”