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26 May 2013 Gal Gadot vs Odette Yustman

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CELEBRITY BOXING AFTER DARK

Posted by simguy on May 26, 2013, 7:30 pm

BEFORE: "Every time a Fast and Furious comes out," Odette grins in prefight, "I get to kick Gal's bony butt! I get why she keeps trying me: I'm the queen in the bendy brunette space; I'm the boss and Gal knows nothing happens for her unless she loosens my grip. But seriously - can you guys see her competing with a Laura Vandervoort or Grace Park? Hell no. Me? I knock those chicks out. I'm just on a whole different level than Gal Gadot!"

Gal FUMING at Odette's podium swagger, anxious to slug the smug right off Yustman's pretty face. "I am everything Odette is, and more," Gal insists, eyes blazing at podium. "I WILL defeat her; I will have my vengeance, and when I am finished, Odette Yustman will know her world has changed FOREVER!"

Gadot in sleek fog-grey bikini; white mitts; brunette high pony with sexy FaF bangs. Odette in bra style bikini in patchwork of jazzy-shapes in blues/mauves/turquoise; white gloves; long brown hair straight, loose. Girls pouting furiously during stare-down: no gloves touch, repeat - NO GLOVES TOUCH!

R1: Girls don't leg around as much as expected...fighters step-rangy into spots, set down flat footed, then swing away all supple hips, twisting torsos. Doesn't take long for lanky lasses to loose form - long-limbed slugging causes both to fall into sloppy embraces, girls stumbling about all whining and grunting. Minute mark, one such clinch broken up when Gal gets right palm up to push Odette's face back...as Yustman stumbles away, sweeping left clips her chin, leaving her staring into a looping overhand right to face! DOWN GOES 'DETTE! Gadot enraged, shouting down "THAT FOR YOU! PIG!" as Yustman's scrambling up off her butt, lips trembling. Ref gives Odette 8: she hops forward ready to fight...Gadot actually a little reluctant to engage as Odette closes in. Gal rangy to her right, mitts collected thumb-side up at her chest...she'll push the odd straight left into Odette's jugs, while sidestepping counterclockwise, just to keep Yustman off. Odette snarling, swinging wide right hands to head...bendy Gal rolls-with, avoiding wallop, but it's giving 'Dette the chance to step in, turn tight thumb-side up left hooks against Gadot's breasts, cuffing her to ropes. Down the stretch, lanky Yustman squares up as Gal forms face-in-gloves, stooping forward behind her mitts...Odette lathering away to hips/lats - long arms losing form and slapping body by the bell, but at least Yustman's showing aggression off the canvas. Ref moves in as Odette's not letting up; Gal shouts "I knocked you down and hurt you!"

Odette: "Shut up!"

Gal: "I HURT YOU!"

Fight delayed as ref is forced to push off Gal to tackle seething Odette as Yustman's boiling in.

R2: Girls stepping in all lanky and flat footed - gloves at chests, held thumb-side up...they hustle rub-a-dub-dub one-twos into one another's jugs, just bumping away with straight, shoving hup-hup. Neither lass hurt in such exchanges, but Gal eventually starts whirling away to head from this shoving trade, getting good whip on Odette, buffetting her off balance! Yustman stumbling around, trying to re-orient...Gal steps-with, sets her feet, pops sexy hips/twists willowy back into a tightly turned, circular right/left - both punches clipping across Odette's chin with thumb-side up delivery. YUSTMAN'S ROCKED! Odette's loooong legs give a shimmy, eyes stare back all how-could-you as she wobbles about. Extra left hook clangs off Odette's chin as Gal's just swinging away with curling thumbs-up punching...Yustman's head snapping back all loose as her legs give way, spilling her to ropes! Gal hops-with, snarling as she twists torso-right to load up, then torques torso-left to drag a strapping right into Odette's ribs...POOR YUSTMAN! Odette shouting in pain, cringing forward as she sags butt-in-ropes...she's desperately hurt! GAL'S CLEANING UP! Crowd screaming to collective feet...Gal whipped into a bendy-bodied frenzy as she pours on the leather - switching hips back and forth to lash away rights and lefts. Odette sobbing into her mitts, huddling forward as her ribs are smote - it's a terrific lanky-limbed licking - Gadot's fat-free chassis tense with the effort of battering hated Odette. Down the stretch - Yustman drooping forward, helpless to stop the onslaught; bendy Gadot panting, mouthbreathing, slowing her pace to lug lanky right uppercuts into Odette's guard, then slopping away to lats from a waist-high delivery. Bell: Gal's treating Odette to extra - ref steps in to body seething Gadot away.

R3: Odette suddenly remembers she's been in a boxing ring before - stepping in wide stance to her right, right hand TIGHT to cheek, left hand tapping jabs against Gal's forehead. Gadot storming forward, occasionally pinwheeling long arms in her eagerness to finish...Odette able to sidestep the aggression, loping into fresh positions, spanking Gal the jab. Minute mark, Odette leans in long and strong, spearing a streaking right down into Gal's flat tummy...Gadot blurting in pain, suddenly shabby and defensive! Odette: eyes hard; right at cheek as she bends forward over left (lead) leg...she's cranking left uppercuts - hoisting 'em snappy up into Gal's ribs, tummy - staying hunched forward to dig two at a time. Gadot grimacing, shying away...Odette's stalking her, weaving the weak, don't-hurt-me one-twos, dipping in on front leg and lifting in extra left uppercuts. Systematic pursuit/body work has Gal's sleek legs trembling down the stretch...Gadot issuing long-armed clinches, walzing around with Odette until ref's breaks. Yustman snarling, baring her teeth...she's just walking Gal down after ref pushes 'em apart, keeping the pressure on to bell. At the break, Gal visibly shaken near the ropes, on the verge of tears...snarling Odette leans in from Gadot's left flank, plunging the right elbow-tip into Gal's sternum! Gadot sobbing, sagging into ropes, hugging her body; ref rushing in; Odette wrenching her arm out of his grasp as he's escorting to corner.

R4: Odette grimly determined to hurt Gal, walking her down, pawing the left hand up high, then spearing Gadot the sloping right hand spear-shot in the gut! Gal groaning, backing off, trying to circle-out, but her legs're shabby - Odette having little trouble cutting her off. Fight drifts to ropes, Gal covering up face-in-gloves...Odette takes her time, touching Gal's head with left hand to measure, then STRAPPING her a vicious lick via the right hand to ribs! Gadot sobbing, sitting into ropes, trying to keep it together...Odette measuring with the left, touching Gal, then STRAPPING her that right hand in the body. Gadot shouting in pain, butt in ropes as her right knee flinches up...Odette squares up, pops supple hips-right to lick the left hook behind right elbow, digging into Gal with thumb-side up delivery. Hips switch the other way - thumb-up right bounces off Gal's slender left flank...Gadot just taking a thrashing now as Odette starts shippin' it to her lanky! Whacking body shellack loosens Gadot, turning her slightly right-shoulder-first towards ropes...outside-in right uppercut from Odette splits the mitts, kicks the head back and leaves Gal spellbound on the spot! Gadot staring, hands dropping...she's a defenceless beauty, out on her feet as Odette curls a thumb-up left onto chin from the oblique angle off Gal's left shoulder; slams a right in between Gal's shoulder-blades. Gadot taking shabby, sagging against ropes - beautiful face all slack as her head starts to jack about from Odette's slugging! REF JUMPS IN! Gal cradled to safety whereupon she bursts into heartbroken tears. Graceless Odette crowds in from Gadot's right side, shouting "2 AND OH! BABY, THAT'S 2 AND OH!"

After: Odette over-joyed...gunning down close type-rivals is a thrill all its own. "She's just a skank," Odette dismisses in postfight, still obviously caught up in Gal-hate. "She's never going to beat me. She's bendy, obviously, but I'm more robust and I hit way harder. I hurt the girls I fight - Gal just slaps at them. For her to compare herself to me is ridiculous, and if she doesn't stop doing it, there's more butt-whipping where this came from. A LOT more! Oh, and you can tell Winstead that she can keep helping my opponents all she wants. I'm loving her stuff - LOVING IT!"