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26 May 2013 Miley Cyrus vs Pink

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"BABES AND BABES AT THE ASYLUM"

(Site: Asylum Arena. Philadelphia, Pennsylvania)

Posted by Results By Sim/Words By Wiz on May 26, 2013, 10:34 pm

BEFORE:

"People have been asking why I stepped up to a veteran like Pink," says Miley. "They wonder why I don't stick with younger girls, go after 'Vampy D' and 'PLP' types. Don't get me wrong, I'll deal with those girls, but I've proven I'm MORE than that now. When you can beat a fighter like Kelly Hu, there aren't many girls you can't step up to."

"You can't go to sleep on this kid," says Pink with a shake of the head. "She's got some tools, no question. Unfortunately for Miley, Pinkness has ALL the tools. Metric AND English."

ROUND ONE:

O'Dell: "Getting ready for the second half of the card and that's 'Best of Both Worlds' you hear and here comes the singer of that tune, the woman who topped this year's Maxim Hot 100, Miley Cyrus..."

McCarthy: "All I'm wondering is, how drunk WERE these guys when they made this list?"

Tess: "Now, Mac, you have to admit that Miley, like all the girls in the FCBA, is very attractive..."

McCarthy: "There's 'attractive' and there's 'PLAYMATE OF THE FREAKIN' CENTURY'..."

O'Dell(sighing): "Miley, of course representing one of the frequent visitors to Asylum, Beever's Babes..."

McCarthy: "And, as you all know, one of my MANY jobs as head trainer at Sceej is scouting. And let me tell you that Beever's Babes has quietly built one of the most talented rosters in the FCBA. Cyrus already has some big wins. Amber Heard has a ton of potential. Kelly Rowland beat Michalka and took Torv 16 rounds. Beyonce's been running from her for YEARS. Fergie is as physical as any fly in the world. Gabrielle Union is a high risk fight for any light in the FCBA, just ask our number one contender, Durance. Rihanna has every physical tool you could want in a fighter. This is a group that just needs some opportunities."

O'Dell: "And Miley getting a big one tonight. Into the ring and helped off with the robe to reveal an ice blue number that has the fans' attention. And that's 'Trouble' you hear and here comes 'The Queen Of Front Street', Pink!"

Tess: "Pink coming off her first loss at Front Street, to Jennifer Morrison if IFFI..."

McCarthy: "Have I TOLD the fans how much I love IFFI? Those guys are GREAT!"

Tess: "About a bajillion times..."

O'Dell: "Pink into the ring. Helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve to reveal the black bikini with the white skulls on it that's her normal ring attire. Ladies about ready. Time for some picks. Tess favoring Pink, what do you think, Mac?"

McCarthy: "Well, here's the thing. Pink is the typical overrated Dancing Hooker. Ducked me for YEARS. This Cyrus kid has guts and ability. And she's 1-0 as Asylum. After this fight, she'll be 2-0."

O'Dell: "And there's our first disagreement of the night. Let's see who's right. First underway and Pink stalking immediately. Miley wants to bounce and jab, stick and move..."

Tess: "This is not what we normally see from Cyrus, Mac..."

McCarthy: "Miley can do this. She's plenty athletic and plenty quick. But she normally likes to mix it up."

O'Dell: "Not at the moment, though. Miley circling behind the jab, using those legs, bouncing, reversing, stopping, popping, then getting out of dodge."

Tess: "Pink's working to cut the ring, but Miley a little too slick right now. Really got the feet going."

O'Dell: "Pink continues a steady pursuit, looking to close, but being kept to single punches when she manages to do so. Miley keeping the engagements short and, for Cyrus, sweet, legging out the final seconds of this one. And there's the bell ending the first. Good start for Beever's top Babe."

Tess: "Cyrus' corner looking plenty happy with her work as she's booked an early 10-9 lead."

ROUND TWO:

O'Dell: "Second underway now with Pink pressuring again. Now able to use her own quick feet to cut the ring and go to work. Pink hooking body, landing some good shots before Miley can slip away left. Cyrus circling behind the jab. Pink pressuring, cutting, going back to work downstairs. Miley tying up, headlocking, forcing the referee to break the fighters."

McCarthy: "This is always a good tactic for a fighter who wants distance. Tie the girl up when she gets inside. Don't let her work. Let the ref give you the space."

O'Dell: "And that's just what Miley does again as Pink closes and goes body. Cyrus tying up her head with the left arm...AND ROCKS PINK WITH A RIGHT HOOK!"

McCarthy: "Slick move by Cyrus! Let the head go and as Pink was raising it, nailed her with the hook!"

O'Dell: "Cyrus all in now, doing her best Jen Morrison, tossing everything but a 1970 El Camino at her! Pink in a high guard against the ropes as Miley wings away! The Front Streeter now beginning to fire back in counter, backs Cyrus up with a stiff combination and Miley's back on her bicycle."

McCarthy: "More smart stuff from Cyrus. Pink has shaken off the hook, so you don't want to stand in there too long."

O'Dell: "Pink back in pursuit and a SHARP exchange there...AND ANOTHER! Both women landed some heavy stuff. Pink maybe getting the better of it, but Miley holding her own. Final seconds tick away and there's the bell ending round two. And despite the fact that Pink controlled the beginning and end of the round, Miley's work in the middle won it for her. Agreed, ladies?"

McCarthy: "Absolutely."

Tess: "Which gives Cyrus the early 20-18 advantage."

ROUND THREE:

O'Dell: "Third round underway and Pink cuts off Cyrus and here we go! Some blistering exchanges between the two singers and the fans are loving it!"

McCarthy: "Pink getting the better of these, but, again, Miley holding her own. You've got to give this kid credit. She's not afraid to slug with full-sized bantams."

O'Dell: "Miley back to bouncin' and misbehavin', but Pink cuts her off again and BOTH GIRLS LAND SOME HEAVY SHOT! A left hook from Pink in there got Miley's attention!"

Tess: "Got to watch that left hook of Pink's. She fights right handed, but she's a natural lefty, and that punch packs a wallop."

O'Dell: "Miley on her bicycle now, circling, forcing Pink to chase. Pink cuts her off. Miley ties up..AND ROCKS PINK WITH ANOTHER RIGHT HOOK!"

McCarthy: "Did it again! Tied up the head, let go, and timed a punch right on the chin!"

O'Dell: "And Cyrus again shoving all the chips into the middle of the table! Blitzing Pink back into the ropes and going to work. Cyrus slinging leather with both hands, banging shots off her opponent's high guard, splitting the gloves with a right hand, piling up points."

McCarthy: "I can see why this kid beat Kelly Hu. She can FIGHT..."

O'Dell: "Miley another good right and Pink answers with a flurry! Backs Cyrus up and Miley goes right back to the legs, circling away, forcing Pink to chase as the last few seconds tick away, and Cyrus has won her third straight."

McCarthy: "This is great stuff from this kid. I'm becoming a fan."

Tess: "And Miley's lead's becoming larger. 30-27 after three."

ROUND FOUR:

O'Dell: "Into the fourth now and the pattern set. Pink stalking, Miley moving and grooving. Pinkness looking to cut the ring, Miley trying to stay in open ocean. Cyrus popping that jab. Pink closing, going body. Miley tying up and forcing a break."

McCarthy: "This Cyrus kid is something. When people talked about her being one of the best of her peer group, I thought they were nuts. But this kid. She's got speed. She's athletic. She can hit. She's smart. She's tough. Not afraid of anything."

O'Dell: "Miley circling left. Pink stepping to, cutting her off, going back to work on the body. Miley tying up, Pink shoves her off...AND DROPS HER WITH THE LEFT HOOK! MILEY SPLASHED TO HER BACK WITH A SHORT LEFT!"

McCarthy: "Landed that right on the button...."

O'Dell: "Pink to a neutral corner. Referee picks up the count at three, four, five. Miley rolls to her belly at six. Seven. Eight. Nine...TEN! IT'S OVER! And your winner by KO4 is 'The Queen Of Front Street', Pink!"

McCarthy: "Check the replay on that left hand, Jenny. Watch as Miley ties Pink up. Now, watch Pink shove Cyrus off and, as soon as her left arm is clear, before Miley can get the glove up, here comes the left hook. BOOM! Right on the chin. Watch the head swivel! Down goes Miley and no WAY was she getting up from THAT."

AFTER:

O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"

Tess: "I've got our winner, Pink, with me, and, Pinkness, it wasn't easy in there..."

Pink: "Didn't expect it to be. Like I said pre-fight, the kid can fight. She was pretty slick in the clinches, too, which was something I didn't expect to see out of her. Sooner or later, though, the kid was gonna go. Just a matter of time before HER time ran out."

Tess: "What's next for you?"

Pink(smiling): "Pinkness has some plans, maybe. Hang around and you'll see what they are."