Retro Ca. 2004 by Jacx Fac

Ever since Sharon Stone's 'bad gal-pal’ Shannen Doherty got knocked out by Lela Rochon, Sharon had nursed a resentment of that defeat. Lela was a 'low profile' kind of fighter who got the job done but did little if any talking or interviews concerning her accomplishments. Rochon had beaten her current ‘slave’ Valerie Bertinelli before Doherty and seemed ready for some 'hard core' battles in the ring. The night Sharon saw Shannen fall to Lela she concluded SHE was the one to short circuit the 'Waiting to Exhale' gal's boxing career.

Following the Doherty bout, Lela went seriously to work in the ring, sparring with her now corner gal and sparring mate Valerie. Bonnie Franklin, Valerie's TV 'Mom' from ‘One Day At a Time’ served as ref during these private sessions. In both sparring duels the emotion had increased with both Lela and Valerie. Deep down Bertinelli still wanted a piece of Lela since her beating months before at Lela's hands and in their sessions they'd gone hell bent for leather at one another. But both times Lela brutally knocked out Valerie and afterward it was friendship time once more as they dined and did other things ‘gal-pals’ do in the privacy of their own bedroom. Valerie was honest with Lela, telling her how much she wanted another 'public bout' where they would once again mix it up.

"Forget it little toughie," chuckled Lela. "I'll just have to do you in again!"

This conversation was taking place in an outdoor restaurant setting in LA when who should step into their private chat but the imperious Sharon Stone.

"Yeah Rochon, beating up little twinkies like your pal here is about your speed isn't it?” challenged Stone.

Lela coolly looked up in Sharon's direction and then returned her gaze to Valerie, "Val dear, did you hear some sort of annoying jerk murmuring around here?”

"Think I did Boss," snickered Val.

Sharon angrily shoved Valerie off of her chair as another test and Lela sprang to her feet to defend her girlfriend.

"I get the drift there old broad. I hear you want a piece of me. Well, it's time somebody sent your old ass packing and I'm the woman who can do that." Stone smiled in her sinister way and suggested New York was the place to have it out. "OK with me," huffed Lela. "Madison Square Garden?"

"Done!" replied the cocky Stone.

The fight is held after three months of hard training by both women; Rochon sparring with Julie Brown and Naomi Campbell while Stone worked out with her ‘protégé’ Charlize Theron. Sharon is first into the ring, accompanied by her trainer Jessica Lange. She strips off her robe and looks grand at 47 y/o in just a simple white thong, her still firm breasts jiggling free. But then Valerie slips off Lela's robe to reveal a “major league hot body” in a black thong with a matching bra with white dots - the outfit Lela wore for her stripper role in 'Gang Related.' Lela outdraws Sharon in the catcall department based on that outfit alone and Sharon is tear ass angry over it as they approach center ring to hear ref Elke Sommer give instructions.

Round One - Sharon smirks at Lela in a taunting fashion and fires a hard left connecting to Lela's gut. Lela backs up slightly and answers the blonde with one of her own. Sharon’s face reddens as Lela’s shot is harder than hers. The dislike between the two is palpable as they head to center ring and slug it out. Lela 'gets off first with a volley of combinations that snap Sharon's blonde hair back. Stone's sweat streaked head emits plenty of droplets all over the ring and her luscious legs buckle from the power of Lela’s punches. Not to be outdone, Sharon retaliates with a series of hammer blows into Lela's face, raising welts under both eyes. Sharon is regaining some confidence but Lela's footwork is solid as she dances away from Sharon's next flurry and jacks her up with a hard overhand right! Sharon stumbles backward, slightly dazed as the bell sounds. The round is scored close to even.

Round Two - Lela moves inside on Sharon at the start of the second round and delivers more hard body shots. Sharon's six year age gap over the 41 y/o Lela starts to show. "You’re soft AND slow, you old bimbo!" teases Lela as she wallops Sharon mercilessly with a left/right combo that sends Sharon to the canvas. The crowd is eating it up as Lela parades around with her gloves upraised laughing at her still fallen opponent while Sharon struggles to regain her feet. Sharon takes an eight count, then charges Lela and drives her back with a left hook of her own that makes Lela's legs buckle a bit. The Garden crowd is loving the back and forth action as the women trade shots until LELA FALLS under Sharon's right hook! Rochon staggers up to her feet just at the bell. This fight is NOT over by a longshot!

Round Three - Lela is hurting and Sharon knows it. "You'll see who's an old bimbo, you stinking snot" she snarls as she delivers another telling shot to Lela's lumping up face. Both gals eyes are swollen, but Lela's look worse and she needs to reach back as she feels the fight slipping away from her.

"C'mon Boss let it all hang out," encourages Valerie in Lela’s corner.

“Work her body!” Lange yells from Stone’s.

Lela has strong legs and she needs them to avert Sharon's attack which produces another series of solid hits to her midsection. Lela staggers back but then she unleashes that great left hook of hers as she NAILS Sharon with it as Stone wades in for another fusillade of shots of her own. Sharon stumbles and Lela presses her advantage with a vicious right to Sharon's exposed jaw.

The N.Y. Times carries the picture the next day as Sharon Stone falls to Lela Rochon with this hit. Sharon's body is hurtled into the ropes, then as she staggers on rubber legs back to the waiting Rochon, Lela winds up and clobbers her with yet another left hook! The defiant Stone falls victim to the African/American Tigress from LA! Elke Sommer takes her time counting out the unconscious Stone amid the tumult of the Garden.

Postfight: Bertinelli leaps into Lela's waiting triumphant arms and Lela tells her, “Now it's drag time!” Sharon's whipped body is presented to Valerie who eagerly has the honor of sloowly stripping off Stone’s white thong, rolling her over and posing with her heel wedged in Sharon’s pussy while Lela ties the thong around Sharon's ankles. Lela exuberantly drags the wiped out blonde around the ring by the ankles, her gloved fists trailing behind for all to survey. After Lela gives Sharon’s 47 year old ass a spanking (to the delight of the crowd) she leaves her face down in the ring as she and Valerie head off to celebrate. A rematch could be in the making as Stone claims she got hit by a “lucky punch” - an excuse Lela vehemently denies; offering Stone the opportunity to “prove it; any time, any place!”