Aisha smirked as she flexed when they announced 6 feet, 140 pounds. Brooke slipped off her robe, then stared Tyler down at the official 6 feet, 150 pound call. Respect is earned,not given! Battle of the Amazons! Julie Chen smiled as they called 5'4, 118 pounds. Who was she fighting though? Just then, a robed figure jogged to the scales and disrobed....

Chen: ELISEBETH HASSELBECK!? SERIOUSLY!?

HASSELBECK: THE VIEW VS. THE TALK SUCKAH! BRING IT!

 
CHEN: didn't they fire you hasselskank!?

HASSELBECK: OH NO YOU DI'INT! WEIGH ME YO!

CHEN: OH LIZZY H?

HASSELBECK: WHAT FOO!?

CHEN: ITLL BE A PLEASURE TO KNOCK YOUR TWIG ASS OUT!

Lizzy H measures at 5'4, 120! Fight on!

LIZZY: MOMMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT! AWW YYEEAAHH!

SEXY: I WISH IT WASNT 6 HOURS FROM NOW! WHAT AN IDIOT!

Manuela jumped on the scale, flexing in her turquoise sequined string bikinis and bra......everyone was praying she didn't lose 3 pounds, but someone else prayed otherwise. The look on Manweezys face said it all........

Manuela: announce it Buffy!

Buffer: she's 5'6! One hundreds nniinneetteeenn poouunndddsss! Flyweight!

Manuela: Boom! Weigh in Amber!

Sexy: ladies......

Mauuela: its time Sexy! She modeled MY body board today!

Amber: AND looked better doing it heffer!

Manuela: ON THE SCALE HOOKER!

Amber: MY PLEASURE TRAMP!

As the scale locked in, sexy shook his head...damnit!

Amber: 5'6! One eighteen HOE! YOU JUST SIGNED YOUR DEATH WARRANT! One question though.....

 
MANUELA: YEAH?!

Amber: what happens when Drew can't call you beautiful Manuela tomorrow?

The girls made a b line for one another, seperated by everyone! SWO AFTER DARK! BE THERE! AMBER LANCASTER VS. MANUELA ARBAELEZ! MAIN EVENT!