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21 June 2013 AJ Cook vs Jill Wagner

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Posted by simguy on June 21, 2013, 1:25 am

BEFORE: "Jill snaps my chaps," AJ scowls in prefight, cranky presumably because Wagner's in the same room. "I mean, first she was supposed to be the 'next Jessica Biel'. Then she was like a poor-man's Vandervoort or Nichols. Seriously - the girl's running out of marketing gimmicks. I'll tell you who and what Jill Wagner is: she's the kind of girl other girls use to get what they want. I'm gonna get into her ribs, hurt her, and finish her. That's her identity: a hashmark on AJ Cook's record!"

Wagner at least appearing to be amused: she's grinning when she takes the podium. "Well, since we're being brutally honest here today," Jill says in rebuttal, "let me size up AJ for you guys. She's always been a good soldier; always giving the promoter rounds, but you know what? Good soldiers aren't the type to give me problems. My legs are going to dictate to this kid. She'd probably hurt my ribs if she ever got a good look at them, but she won't. It's gonna be me taking what I want, when I want, how I want, and AJ just soldiering through it all until her quit kicks in!"

AJ in forest green bikini; slick blonde high pony; yellow gloves. Jill in tan suede western motif bikini with fringe along the decolletage; black gloves; brown hair in loose, devil-may-care curls.

During R1: Both women having their moments - AJ when she can stack Jill up at ropes; Wagner when she can wheel and deal midring. Cook busy, but relaxed when she's working Jill: blonde girl crowding Wagner into ropes, jerking little right uppercuts to jugs or guard while dangling the left hand at hip - then lashing that left hand strong up top, or cuffing it heavily to paunch. Wagner classy out in space - bouncing on that lead left leg ala Michalka - right at the stomach while the left flicks jabs, then flashing the right off pate or face. Time of possession battle won by Jill: more of the fight fought midring, at her distance - more of the fight involving AJ bobbing and weaving, taking punches in order to drive Jill ropeside.

R2: Exact same: AJ looking good in spots, working Jill over as Wagner lingers on ropes, stooping forward in earmuff. Blonde girl pushing her head into brunette guard; digging both hands to ribs; dropping the left hand while jerking scraping little right uppercuts before walloping home a looping left. Problem is, Wagner's legs dictating terms for the most part...she's circling clockwise midring, flashing a pesky, often backhanded jab, that right hand loose at the belly, ready to strike. Jill bouncing either hand off AJ's face from range...brunette smug when scoring, treating herself to the pretty. Cook bobbing and weaving, but often available...Wagner scuffing Cook up, bloodying a nostril through 2.

R3: Easy, breezy Wagner bouncing and turning outside, reaching the jab out while holding the right hand low: AJ reads it, exploits it at the minute mark. Blonde girl slips under lazy brunette jab; straightens up into short left hook to chin: head-snap Wagner, legs freezing up...she's knocked to left hip-and-hand while AJ looks down all fierce and scowling. Wagner trying to act like she's not hurt, but shimmying legs betray her: she has to slump on ropes, stooping forward in earmuff, digging in to resist Cook's ferocious clean-up. Savage stuff - AJ to flanks via rapping rights and lefts, then jerking up-top with scraping left/right uppercuts against the guard. AJ leaning in with head on Wagner's guard, pumping those repeat right uppercuts - scraping 'em on Jill's guard while dangling the left hand - then that lashing left hook claps Wagner's right ear, or cuts across tummy palm-up. Healthy, bell to bell beating from AJ: she's giving it to Jill with both barrels, bumping brunette back into ropes with brawny shoulder/extended left elbow...Cook a blonde girl on a mission, pounding out the 10-8 third.

R4: Jill's legs aren't back...she tries to stick and move, falters into ropes, slides along 'em under pelting barrage of straight-punching blonde left/rights. Corner: Jill sits on turnbuckle, hunching forward face-in-gloves...blonde girl BURYING left hooks in behind right elbow - really popping hips-right, twisting-torso into the shots, shouting out "HAH!" upon delivery. JILL GOES DOWN! Sobbing descent for Wagner as she drops to all fours...gut shot brunette weepy, but plucky, beating the count and insisting she be allowed to continue. AJ climbs back aboard - reaching under Wagner's arms to stack her into ropes, then going to town on that torso: lefts and rights, hup-hup-hup - blonde girl a constant menace fighting off proud brunette chest. AJ making good use of her head, shoulders and either elbow to push and prop - plus she's showing that dangling left hand/scraping right uppercut routine when she lays in, just softening Waggie up with the rights preparatory to a heavily loaded left. Bell: AJ pushing off all fresh and sweaty, looking Jill over like a prized possession; Wagner scowling like proud brunettes do when cute blondes have had the better of them in competition.

R5: Jill sponging up damage ropeside - hands cupping AJ's ears as blonde girl works the body, then Wagner tugs the head down, sidesteps, gets into space and boxes. Wagner all eyes-narrowed, lips tight with concentration - feeding AJ the stiff, straight left jab, doubling it up, pivoting around it, occasionally dropping the right hand in behind it. Final minute, AJ getting her face spanked, but she's resolute, always trying to close...she crouches low under a Wagner jab, straightens up into that short, muscular hook and DOWN GOES JILL WAGNER! Wagner chin-blasted again by that super-compact stepped-in hook...blonde girl happily batting her mitts together en-route to neutral corner while Wagner pulls herself up ropes all rickety and sputtering. Jill hurt, stooping forward butt in ropes...brunette looking haggard at the prospect of more blonde body work as AJ bulls on in. It's all Cook - AJ pushing her head in between Jill's mitts, beatin' the body hup-hup-hup. AJ herky-jerking the short right uppercuts in multiples, loosening Jill up, then clobbering her the hook to temple, or hook to belly. Up and down, pushing and punching - AJ just bullying Wagner at ropes, wearing her out and THE REF STEPS IN! AJ squealing in delight as Jill is cradled to safety: exhausted Wagner badly battered, too proud to give it up, but not protesting the stoppage as Cook was pouring on the hurt. TKO5 in thudding fashion, AJ Cook.

AFter: Cook all brawny and glowing, grinning and shiny under bright ring lights...smaller girl thought to be under-gunned coming in, but she proves herself a bruiser in execution. "Jill's all hype," AJ snarks in victory, continuing her very harsh assessment of Wagner before, during and after the event. "I've said all along she's basically a marketing shell - she looks the part, but there's nothing there. I hate girls who get pushes and don't deserve them: that's Jill; that's why I beat her like a cheap tramp tonight. I'm brawny. I want Minka Kelly, or Morena Baccarin; Shay Mitchell or Evangeline Lilly - really pretty brunettes who I know I can out-muscle in the ring. Give me the chance with good fighters, and I'll show you AJ Cook's a top girl at bantamweight!"