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21 June 2013 Laura Vandervoort vs Eliza Dushku

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Posted by simguy on June 21, 2013, 1:29 am,

Before: "Obviously, Eliza's one of the all-time greats," Lovely Laura allows in prefight. "Having said that - punishment takes a heavier toll on smaller fighters...and Dushku's just about worn out." Pause for stunned murmurs from the press. Laura presses on: "Yes: Eliza's shot. There, I said it. Guys, I'm fighting to pile on here, really showcase. If I have my way in this fight, Dushku might be looking at retirement. That's the kind of beating I'm prepared to give her!"

Dushku non-plussed - offering derisive chuckles at the notion of Laura pummeling her into retirement. "Look, Laura's a physical presence at bantam," Dushku allows in rebuttal. "She's got height - she's more agile than the wide-body Big Bantams; she hits harder than the sportier girls...she's got herself a good little niche here. She's got 2 big deficiencies though: heart, and brains. Maria Menounos proved that deep down inside, Laura's a blubbering little quitter. And she's got sand between the ears - she's beach stupid - always has been. A girl might be able to get away with one of those two flaws against me. Might. But both? I'm gonna beat hell out of Laura Vandervoort guys. I know that's difficult for some of you to watch, but it is what it is. Pretty girl gonna suffer in this one."

Laura in neon baby blue Into The Blue bikini; black shoes with white socks rolled down; small black 1930s style mitts; long blonde hair loose. Eliza in forest green bikini to celebrate her tawny blonde looks; small black 1930s style gloves; black shoes with white socks rolled down.

R1: Girls step-to, Eliza chopping righty over the top, looking to initiate action inside. Laura willing to accommodate - fighters stooping forward, left shoulders almost touching. Girls reaching to touch at each other's arms and ribs, then digging from there - Dushku rolling right/lefts against Laura's breadbasket, then chopping cheek that close-cropped right over the top. Laura hooking rangy at Eliza's gut; looping the right hand around Dushku's left elbow to spank those lats. Dushku using hands to push Laura's arms out wide, then digging up gut chup-chup - Sheriff coming off the body with a chopping right to jaw/short left hook to chin - dipping torso side to side with the work. Steady, hacking stuff - girls grunting, working-torso, coming up top in spots...Dushku separates herself late with a series of short, shoving right uppercuts to belly/sternum - blonde girl bunching up, grimacing in receipt, finally clinching at bell.

R2: Laura trying to use her length - jabbing her way in; stepping into wide stance while swinging the rangy right hand to tummy underneath; cleaning up the short, palm-down left hook up top. Dushku rolling the work, weaving inside, hooking tits, chopping lats righty, getting shoulder-to-shoulder with Laura. Girls rotating counterclockwise in tight confines, pushing each other's arms or ribcages for room underneath, then putting in the work. Laura belting away with thick, batting left hooks against Eliza's chassis - the arm shivering on hot contact. Dushku chopping and digging combos, punishing belly/ribs/lats, nagging those tits, coming off body to paste-face in spots. Bell: both girls convinced they're doing well...judges agree with Laura by a hair.

R3: Girls close, stoop forward, arms loose/hands low as they strap away to offending torsos. Busy, grunting fair - Laura popping hips right, really committing that batting left hook to Eliza's breadbasket: Dushku chopping short-righty to jaw; working midsection left/right; hacking right hands to lats. Midway through - Dushku pushing Laura's arms aside, clearing the body for digging licks...Vandervoort suddenly stricken, face grimacing as her back (right) knee TOUCHES DOWN! Laura stunned - Dushku grinning down as ref's moving in...Eliza circling her right fist en route to neutral corner. Vandikins beats the count, but she's hurt: Dushku wades in to lay siege at ropes. Laura stubborn, offering wobbly-butt slugging off the apron to clip away on Eliza...Dushku bobbing on the spot, trying to slip-and-counter with mixed results. Bell: Laura swaying, but denying Eliza the chance to finish; Dushku hard-eyed, all business back to her corner.

R4: Laura recovering well - right at cheek as she steps in the stiff left jab. Eliza troubled by long blonde poke - Dushku keeping hands at cheeks, bobbing on the spot, trying to weave inside where she feels superior. Laura dipping-and-hooking - right at her cheek while she's doubling up rising left hands to Eliza's breadbasket CHUP! CHUP! Dushku grimacing, circling to her left to ease the pressure. Laura stepping-with in predatory forward-stoop...she whacks Eliza a wide right hand heavily to waist, bringing the right to cheek, while dip-and-digging another pair of hooks to body. Eliza aghast, ashen-faced...she hops to her left, looking for separation as Laura walks her down. Wide right hand to body reins Eliza in; dip-and-dig hooks whack the ribs...Dushku's legs give a shimmy as she offers her first clinch. Ref's break - Laura hard-eyed, walking Eliza down...Vandervoort deliberately hunting-body all rangy and ham-handed - the wide rights landing with beefy claps; the double left hooks sounding out CHUP! CHUP! Eliza steps back, TAKES A KNEE! Dushku stricken, wincing on her right knee: blazing satisfaction in Laura's eyes as she glares down at her tormentress. Dushku beats the count, digs in at apron to receive Laura: Vandervoort steps-to, striding into a slinging right over Dushku's left shoulder, pasting Eliza's chin aside and DROPPING DUSHKU TO HER BACK! Eliza rolling-with the shot, but not getting her chin out of the way - sickening head-swivel stiffens Dushku's legs as she crashes onto her back right side parallel to ropes. IT'S OVER! KO4 in gut-wrenching fashion as Dushku lies with elbows planted on canvas, hands up in the air, eyes open, but glazed over.

After: Laura delighted - SO pretty and excited with a hall-of-fame credit added to her victory list. "Are you kidding me?" Laura gushes in postfight. "I knocked out Eliza Dushku! ELIZA DUSHKU! This is huge, guys. I gave Evangeline Lilly a beating, now I just put Eliza to sleep...I feel like I'm in championship form. Whoever wins between Park and Michalka, I think they're going to have a hard time ignoring me. I'm really fighting well and I'm SO HUNGRY for gold right now!"