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21 June 2013 Tricia Helfer vs Ali Landry

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Posted by simguy on June 21, 2013, 1:36 am,

BEFORE: "I beat Ali in 2006," Tricia reminds the press in prefight. "We put in what I thought was an excellent offence for that fight, and I'm definitely going back to that recipe, adding a few tweaks, and we'll see what happens. I love fighting women of this calibre, so I'm really excited. Ali's one of the best fighters of my generation, so it's great to test against her!"

Landry with similar hard-earned respect for the tall blonde sorceress. "Tricia's a complete fighter now," Ali admits in prefight. "She's put on some meat, she's stronger than she was...she's a dangerous fighter. Thing with Trish is to get her fighting at tempo...she's not a great instinctive fighter, so the faster, more hectic things are - the more we're just in there diggin'...that's the kind of fight where I'll be beating her to punches. If I'm beating her to punches, sooner or later, she'll go."

Tricia in black lace push up/leopard print bikini bottoms; black gloves; long dirty-blonde ringlets loose. Ali in gold bikini; dark-chocolate hair in long, loose curls; black gloves.

During R1: Tricia springy early, showing a conventional dukes-up front...she jab-jabs to pate, slants down with the straight-right and drills Landry to solar-plexus! Immediate cringe-and-cramp from Landry...she staggers back into ropes, stricken - wrists crossed at her breasts, elbows on her hips. Tricia moves in lanky - shellacking the wide right hand behind left elbow - taking a sudden right uppercut from Landry...BRAWL! Ali fighting hot from the pocket - chopping little rights and lefts as she dips side to side. Tricia weight on left (front) leg, dipping left shoulder to lick uppercuts against Ali's midsection; slinging right hands against Ali's breasts. Torrid stuff...Landry weathers the storm, starts finding chin late with a variety of hacking shots inside and TRICIA'S LEGS GIVE A SHIMMY! Blonde girl suddenly distraught...she ties up around Ali's elbows, trying to ride her into ropes: Landry pivots, twisting Helfer into ropes instead, making her take weight for ref's break.

R2: Tricia determined to strap-it-lanky to Ali's torso - rangy blonde leaning in, looping palm-down rights wide to lats; dipping-and-licking that left uppercut against golden-brown paunch. As girls warm to the infighting, bruising give-and-take results...Helfer rolling shoulders into lapping, rising lefts and rights paunch-and-ribs - succulent whacks sounding out CHUP! CHUP! CHUP! Ali not happy about it, but pounding back in kind - chopping straight palm-down rights to Helfer's breasts; cuffing Helfer tidy-swipe left hooks across stomach. Fighters getting their legs and backs into it - just shellacking one another senseless...down the stretch, it's Tricia issuing clinches again, mouth open, face pinched as she ties up behind Ali's elbows.

R3: Grim body-punching starts to flow one-way as Ali takes it to Tricia big-time. Ropes: Helfer looking grumpy, frazzled - trying to keep right hand pressed to her breasts/left across her belly. Ali methodical - straight rights to chest/ribs; cuffing hooks chopping Tricia's flat tummy, or wedging in chick behind right elbow. Landry reaching in to push Tricia's arms out of the way; bullying Helfer in spots; getting a shoulder into Tricia's tits, making her take weight. Good, comprehensive, patient shove-and-slug...Ali gradually beating every inch of Tricia hip to shoulder - blonde girl mouth-breathing, wincing...she's sloppy with hurt at bell.

R4: Helfer sucks it up, grimly pays Ali back in kind. Blonde girl hunting her brunette; Tricia's eyes pitiless, ruthless in aspect. Ali shying along the aprons - looking to trap-box at first, trying to bait Helfer in, but Tricia's savage body licks soon have Landry bunched up, hurting. Tricia grimly at her girl - left hand pawing for Ali's breasts; right hand slinging wide to ribs, snapping back to Tricia's chest on follow through. Then it's a rangy left whip-snapped to Ali's paunch - Tricia's supple back swaying to her right as she lashes the punch home - mitt bouncing off firm, hall-of-fame flesh, following through to Tricia's chest. Lanky, strapping beatdown sustains a measured pace...Landry bytchy-wincing, whining in ropes - right hand loose at her breasts/left at right elbow as she wilts to her right. Tricia stepping-with, bending into her shots, willow-switch whipping Landry to body - snatching at tummy; bouncing fists off flanks. Every once in a while, Tricia will kiss a right hand off Ali's chin - getting brunette to sag back into ropes, pick her hands up. Body goes on sale: Helfer belts away on it, long, strong, sinewy, steady. Down the stretch, Ali's face: groggy, sun-stroked - lips parted, lashes batting. Helfer's face: parched, thirsty, but eyes-blazing...she knows she's got Ali crippled - just a matter of laying-on. Landry goes to right knee, face anguished, left hand up and pushing at Helfer's thigh. Blonde girl backs off panting, eyes never leaving her foe: Tricia wants more. Bell: Landry swaying at the ropes, legs trembling - not knocked out, but as soundly pursued and thrashed as she's ever been.

R5: Helfer heartlessly at Ali - reaching long arms in to push Landry's elbows aside, then pouring limber-limbed shellack to torso. Succulent, gorgeous licks - Trish belting Ali a slap-chop right down/across jug; rolling shoulders/popping hips on lapping, low-slung right/lefts to paunch. Trish keeping knuckles-together at her own chest as she resets after punching...Ali cringing, wincing, giving ground all the way to ropes. Tricia getting in there THICK: HMK-brand body blows numbing Ali's thighs, causing her to cry out as she sags into ropes - crowd shrieking. HELFER'S POURING ON! Trish baring her teeth, swaying side to side as she pulls leather into beef, mitts bouncing off Ali's golden-brown goodness...poor Landry aghast, trying to keep wrists crossed at jugs, but she's tender, wilting from punishment. CHUP! CHUP! CHUP! Tricia laying 'em in, twisting on her hips, grunting as she delivers and LANDRY GOES DOWN! Ali hugging her gut, left-cheek on canvas, right knee up/left leg stretched out as she rocks gently on the spot, eyes shut tight. Helfer's cheeks glistening with her own tears - SHE'S spent, wandering hands-on-hips to neutral corner, closing her eyes in relief when Ali can't get off her face. KO5 in brutal body-whipping fashion, Tricia Helfer.

After: Ali a long time on the canvas - rolling to her back with knees up - physicians bringing her around in stages...Tricia looking things over with a mix of satisfaction and concern. "I'm thrilled," Tricia winces in postfight. "That's the second time I've stopped Ali to the body...it's definitely the route to take with her. I just set a strapping pace, you know? I have long, lashing arms, and there's a certain rhythm I like - a kind of slinging action - which really seems to be hurting girls. It's great, you know - as you get older - you have to be able to adapt and take advantage of new gifts as older ones fade. I'd like to think I've got a complete set of tools, but it's great to know that I don't HAVE to box to get good fighters out!"