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21 June 2013 Britney Spears vs Jennifer Ellison

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Posted by simguy on June 21, 2013, 1:38 am

BEFORE: Jennifer VERY aggressive in pre-fight - giving Brit a healthy push in the chest at first photo-shoot; always giving Brit bytchy looks; making a show of tearing Britney's fitness-cover picture up...Ellison's a blonde on a mission. "No respect, no fear," Jennifer explains at podium. "I'm not here to kiss Britney's ring - I'm here to kick her ass! She's a photoshopped has-been and she needs to be devastated by me in the ring!"

Spears affecting boredom at the dais - elbows on the table, hands holding up her head...she's not impressed by Ms. Ellison. "Girls get up for me in different ways," Brit shrugs at podium. "Scared girls usually do what Jen's doing - trying to puff themselves up; getting in my face. I mean - good for her, you know? Plays well in British papers, sells tickets - God love 'er for trying. Funny thing though: tougher a girl is outside the ring, the meeker she is in it. I'll slap some manners into the chick, don't worry!"

Jen in black bikini with small white polka dots; white gloves; long blonde hair loose, shower-damp on fight night. Britney in yellow bikini; white gloves; blonde hair loose, long, beach-tangly.

During R1: Britney flat-footed, relaxed, showing a closed stance with left shoulder pointed at Jen midring. Ellison hurling angry right hands at Brit's head: Spears rolling-with, getting the left shoulder up to parry, then sling-chopping back slick counter right hands bingo on the chin. A few roll-counters have Ellison blinking, backing off...Britney walking Jen down to ropes. Spears brawny, loose-jointed in approach - hands-at-tummy, she'll duck down, put the left shoulder into Jen's midsection, bump her into ropes, then get to work. Britney cuff-hooking Jen's paunch with weight on right leg; Brit shifting weight to left leg, clouting Ellison upside the head; Brit ducks down, gets the shoulder into Jen's body, shoving her back into ropes, resetting the pattern. Brit cuffing and clouting, bumping and bobbing, keeping Jen's butt in ropes, punishing the Ellison torso. Jen sputtering - tanned ribs taking a thorough beating; mouthwatering jugs routinely clapped about...she's pushing Britney off, trying to fetch her swinging counters off the ropes, but Spears too cute - ducking inside the arc of the shots, crowding to smother, then getting work done. Bell: Brit pushing off British meat, strutting back to corner with a cocky little smirk for her seconds; Ellison seething, mad at herself during break.

R2: Jen using the jab to coax Britney into her shoulder roll...Spears laying over on her right side, hands low: Jen trying to extend on straighter right hands, hoping to lean in and tee off. Glancing blows buffett Brit off balance...she eases herself to ropes, settles into pocket, shows Jen the familiar Spears peek-a-boo as Ellison bounces in. Jen squaring up, having a go at Britney's breadbasket - British girl switching hips side to side, rolling her shoulders to strap in rangy rights and lefts, jugs a-sloshing side to side with the violence of her blows. Spears trusting her sturdy body, curvy legs to ship the work...she's letting Jen batter the waistline, then swatting/chopping back counters, catching Ellison in between shots. JENNIFER'S GETTING CLOBBERED! Britney bobbing/rolling in the pocket, dipping side to side as she swipes fists across Jen's front - Ellison's breasts catching wallop; Ellison's jawlines stroked - Britney scoring, then rolling-torso on follow-through, always moving her head. Stubborn Ellison put wobbly-butt from pinpoint counters, but she maintains position - belting away on Brit's arms as Spears covers up earmuff; stuffing right hands to ribs in behind left elbow; beating paunch with heartfelt, free-swinging lefts and rights, but it's a bad trade...Spears lights Jen up, leaves her ragged, swaying at bell.

R3: Britney wandering out of her corner, setting up on ropes, forming peek-a-boo and waving Jen on in. Ellison frowning, still tender from Britney's heavy-handed counters last round, but gamely in: siege of Britney resumes as Spears fights out of a rolling pocket. Crowd-pleasing as always...Britney willing to absorb tremendous punishment to body and arms - Jen pounding meat with both hands, bulging jugs sloshing side to side, hair wild in her eyes - she's quite the spectacle. Spears much more economical - hands either in earmuff, or with the right loose at chest, left across gut as she's dipping side to side, swatting counters. Two beefy blonde girls; leather spanking moist on overheated bodies...it's value for money. Down the stretch, Spears being cute, right shoulder turned ropeside, chin tucked behind that raised left shoulder, hands dangling low...Ellison in low crouch, batting hooks belly and breasts, then surprising Brit with the left to chin - Ellison really jamming Spears up with the shot, slumping her spellbound in ropes! Spears shook up, reaching to clinch: JEN WON'T HAVE IT! Ellison crossing arms against Brit's chest - shoving into her to deny the clinch...Spears head lolling, Spears gurgling as she's roughed up. JENNIFER POUNDS GUT! Ellison snarling, teeth bared as she leans in cheek-to-cheek, shoveling right hands into Britney's breadbasket while left arm slides in under Britney's right, holding her steady. Bell: Jen packs in a few insurance rights until ref pulls her off...Ellison STORMING back to corner all angry-jug, eyes blazing: Spears blinking, wobbly-butt en route to stool.

R4: Britney: Apron position; right shoulder against ropes; left shoulder pointed at Jen; right hand under chin; left hand at hip; weight on right (back) leg. Jennifer grimly forward, understanding Britney's stance...grim siege begins as Jen leads, Britney counters. Spears rolling punches with her left shoulder, then answering back those sneaky-quick right hands to chin, recovering weight onto right leg while swiping left hooks across Jen's eye-line. Ellison catching heavy leather, but proving stubborn...she pushes-in when she can, wrestling Britney square to ropes, forcing her into earmuff, then beating belly-and-flanks with a rangy, thumbside-up delivery. Spears sponges what she must, riding out the blows, then re-orienting herself in closed stance, stooping to get the left shoulder into Jen's gut, levering her back a step, then chopping at her. Bitter, bruising back and forth - Ellison less accurate, more ferocious, pouring herself at Britney. Spears cool, relaxed under heavy fire: she's picking Jennifer apart, landing heavy single shots chin and ribcage to leave Ellison mouthbreathing at bell.

R5: Brit sets up at ropes - starting in closed stance; willing to assume earmuff when Jen forces the issue. Ellison SO stubborn...British girl bodying up, reaching under Brit's arms, jostling her, then beating her rich and thick about the body. Nothing fancy about Ellison...she puts her head in Brit's chest, lashing arms back and forth, popping her hips into the work. Spears grimacing, grumpy, taking it thickly about the hips and tummy, waiting for Jen to slug herself sloppy, then countering crisp. Gorgeous stuff from Jennifer...she won't be backed off; she's more than willing to body up and crowd Britney, mashing her jugs with crossed-arm compresses as required. Coming off the body, Jen's clouting Britney's head short, swatting strokes - Ellison doing a nice job tightening up her delivery rather than wrapping wild wallops around Britney's head. Bell: both girls breathing hard...Ellison encouraged by her efforts; Spears achy-painy, looking winded on her stool.

R6: Stubborn Jen; brawny Britney...siege of Spears continues as she sets up pocket on ropes. Ellison leaning forward, working rhythmically with rangy body-shellack...Spears cringing from the work. Brit trying to bump-and-slug, catching Jenny stout, but Ellison feeling good about herself, taking Spears' shot, belting her back, maintaining position. Blonde girls hunching forward, beating each other mouth on shoulder...Jen rips a savage right/left to gut, really cramping Britney up: RIGHT UPPERCUT, JEN ELLISON! Ellison straightening up into a short, clipping shot...Brit slugged up out of her crouch, eyes shut tight, mouth open in shock, eyebrows arched high...she's in swoon! Brit's right hand reaches reflexively to top rope, left hand groping for Jen's chest to push at it...ELLISON'S BLASTING AWAY! Jennifer snarling, swinging lefts and rights from a position off Brit's left shoulder. Spears taking head-shots, drifting out...Jen's left hand pushes at Spears' face/chin, putting her back on ropes; Jen's right hand BURIES itself in Britney's gut, bunching her up "GUH-H!" Spears cringing to her right again, wrists crossed at her tummy as she sits right hip in ropes...Jen's left hand pushes down on Britney's head; Jen's right hand delivers hateful chops to Britney's left hip/kidney...BRITNEY'S PARALYZED! Oh the hacking...Jennifer putting her back into right hands, just plowing at Britney, jugs sloshing almost out of their cups and BRITNEY GOES DOWN! BRITNEY GOES DOWN! Crowd roaring to it's feet as British girl-band blonde beats the Biggest Star on Earth to her knees...Spears in agony, face pinched, sitting on her haunches with left hand clutching at her lower back...IT'S OVER! Brit can't get off her knees - that's KO6 in upset fashion, Jennifer Ellison!

AFter: Jennifer freaking out when Britney can't stand - Ellison jumping around, bawling, hugging strangers...it's the biggest win of her career. "I can't believe it," Jen bleats in postfight, wiping away happy tears with her fingertips. "I beat Britney Spears - I BEAT HER! I'm the best and she's hurting! I feel like I've been closing the gap on Britney for some time now - she's wearing down, she's had a lot of fights - I dreamed she might be vulnerable, but to actually beat her to her knees...it's just so overwhelming!"

In days to follow, Britney receives additional body-blows when old stablemate and respected trainer Charisma Carpenter tells Celebrity Ring that it's "Time for Britney to retire" citing the body punishment Spears habitually receives in her fights. "Fighting Jennifer Ellison types is one thing," Charisma says, "losing to them is another. Britney's wearing out, and the division is stacked with big, strong Neve-class bantams who are licking their chops at the thought of a vulnerable Britney. They're fresh, young, and strong - Britney's fading...those are ugly fights on the horizon if Spears continues."