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21 June 2013 Adrianne Palicki vs Kelly Brook

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Posted by simguy on June 21, 2013, 1:39 am,

BEFORE: "Never been a big believer in 'big-jug' power," Adrianne smirks in prefight. "Most dangerous fighter they've got is still Jeri Ryan...after that, it's a pretty limited bunch. Landry's lost a step, getting hit, getting hurt. Brook looks to win on the scales, but if you stand up to her, she craters. Upton's like Kelly only more-so. They're basically an upscale crew of glamorous hobos, in my opinion. I'd like to be more diplomatic about it, but there it is. Hobos: I said it; you print it."

Kelly smoldering: other girl just called her a hobo. Kelly's got that, "nobody calls me a hobo" look at podium. "Nobody is asking Adrianne to believe in 'big-jug' power sight-unseen," Kelly smirks in rebuttal. "I'm happy to prove it to her. Science! My favourite subject, next to kicking vapid American ass!"

Brook in neon lime green bikini - twist-tied at jug and hip; black gloves; curly high pony with ringlets framing face. Adrianne in bikini with horizontal bands of brown/turqoise/white in varying widths; white gloves; black hair in slick high GI Joe Pony.

During R1: Methodical, stalking stuff, girls taking turns smoking one another in the body like their mitts are medicine balls - each covering up earmuff/shivering upon receipt. Meaty, spanking fare - smell of overheated girl-flesh rising from the ring; tummies and ribs quickly going pink from thudding contact. Adrianne changes-up down the stretch - extending her left hand to Kelly's guard - even cupping her glove over Kelly's mitts, then slamming in healthy right hands top and bottom. Punches up top crash to a halt on Kelly's guard, but those slanted to midsection pound Brook's expensive gut - winning a little grunt-and-cringe from Kelly, getting her to back up. Brook shies to ropes - right hand snug inside left shoulder/left wrist crossing over top to put left hand at right shoulder - it's max jug-protect as Adrianne's looking to pound a little rack late. Pallicki grinning - jabbing the guarded breasts, but plowing in righty underneath...Pallicki taking what she's given in methodical fashion. Brook frowning, visibly grumpy from tummy-spank at bell.

R2: Kelly showing a little vintage Cathy Zeta J form - hooking inside Pallicki's jab/dropping a stubby right hand chin-chaser...Adrianne slugged onto her heels as Brook takes command. Kelly crowding close, nudging her head into Pallicki's raised guard...Brook beatin' body hup-hup-hup - shoulders rolling smoothly, getting Adrianne cramped up from paunch-thump, then hooking her out wide behind the Pallicki right elbow, upside the Pallicki head. Adrianne buffetted about, keeping her hands up, but she's feeling Kelly's thudding weight of shot through 2.

R3: Pallicki looking to jab Kelly off: Brook still showing that cute Zeta-Jones counter-left hook inside the poke, putting Adrianne on her heels, leaving her vulnerable to stubby right hands. Kelly pounding-paunch as she comes forward - bouncing either hand off Adrianne's toned midsection, winning little grunts and grimaces from retreating Pallicki. Adrianne fighting back in spots - walking Kelly into the left uppercut; showing Kelly the wide left hook/drilling straight right routine - but Brook disciplined, taking punches on her guard, walking-through and sustaining to Pallicki's breadbasket. Adrianne with a measure of revenge late - driving in straight-righty to Kelly's gut to halt Brook's advance...both girls grumpy, gut-hurt, but it's Kelly's round at bell.

R4: Methodical pace - Adrianne jabbing at Kelly's guard, then placing her left hand atop Kelly's mitts, measuring her. Pallicki stalking like this - feeding Kelly the straight right hand loud against guard up top, or spanking it heavily to midsection...Kelly cringing from the latter, starting to wilt. Adrianne works Kelly in stages to ropes - measuring her with the left; feeding her the right top and bottom...systematic, pulverizing work threatening to get into Kelly's legs here. Adrianne crowds close, both hands atop Kelly's guard...suddenly Pallicki sweeps Kelly's hands to her right (Kelly's left), then comes sloshing in with a brutish, come-back right, jamming Kelly's chin in and down. BROOK GOES OUT! Kelly collapsing all gorgeous deadweight, sprawling on her back - left side parallel to ropes, hands at her sides, body still. Brook's face rubbery-slack, eyes open but glazed over...she's tender and helpless as Adrianne STOMPS away the KO4 victrix!

After: Crass in-ring celebration from Pallicki understandable - she storms around the ring beating her chest, lifting her mitts, shouting into the crowd...one-and-done cavewoman KO following pulverizing work to Kelly Brook's body one of the most devastating stops of the year. Poor Kelly! Lying stretched out, attended-to by murmuring physicians...wow. "Been working on that a lot in gym," Pallicki claims in postfight, BEAMING. "Cleared her hands; punched her face...somebody go put Kelly in the truck! Girls go into earmuff a lot against me - to defend against my long one-twos...that means they give up a lot of body, and once I've feasted on tummy, they're weak and ready to go! I knew Kelly couldn't take my hammer - just a matter of walkin' her down and takin' her out!"