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21 June 2013 Charlize Theron vs The Mystery Woman

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Posted by simguy on June 21, 2013, 1:43 am

BEFORE: Crusade playing it close to vest...opponent not revealed until the weigh-in day before.

Theron confident, making weight strong, smiling...she goes from swaggering Goddess to gobsmacked blonde-girl when CAT BELL struts from behind the curtain to take the scales. Bell making hard eye-contact with Theron throughout the weigh-in: massive betrayal leaves Charlize ashen-faced, badly shaken...she storms from the press conference without formal statement.

"Yes, I was involved from the beginning," Cat reveals - the enormity of the conspiracy dawning on reporters in a succession of widening eyes, dropping jaws. "We had envisioned a shattering psychological blow - a mind-blowing bait-and-switch which would put Charlize on the back foot from the jump...I'd say that's mission accomplished. I'm not expecting an easy fight because we're obviously very familiar with one another, but I will say this: the difference between us has always been measured in millimeters. She's rocked right now, confused, hurt...that's not a good state of mind as you try to get some sleep before fight-night!"

Bell in electric blue bikini; long black hair in damp tangly curls; white gloves. Theron in green bikini; white gloves; long blonde hair in damp tangly curls. Stare-down tense...Theron all icy "how-could-you" eyes; Bell holding that gaze with an unrepentant "doing-what-needs-to-be-done" defiance. Women do not touch gloves when prompted.

During R1: BLISTERING, hot-tossing contact at the open - long-limbed women bending into go-home lefts and rights: CAT BELL'S HURT! Bell reeling away from clobbering head-wallops, setting up at ropes...Theron snarling, wading in close, strapping rangy lefts and rights across quivering brunette gut. Bell grimacing, but rallying: she trades off the ropes, finding Theron's chin via left uppercut; trading chopping rights to jaw in close that rock both women. Theron hooking for jug, eats a torrid left uppercut to chin...she stumbles back wide-eyed, suddenly wobbly-butt. Bell storming forward, slopping rights and lefts from flat-footed stance as she steps-in...Theron giving ground in good order, trying to walk Bell into shellack. Midring - Bell trying to locate Theron's mouth with the straight lead right; women exchange wide, clapping hooks and THERON GOES DOWN! Crowd roars to its feet as a Goddess sprawls on her back in shock...Bell reels away shabby, but serviceable. Swaying 8, CT: ON COMES CAT BELL! Theron at ropes, stooping forward in earmuff...Bell steps close, rips the gut a cutting left/right: blonde-girl grunts-and-bunches up, face stricken. Extra Cat-Bell hook bashes off Theron's pate, rocking her back into ropes; slap-chopping right claps across breasts, bringing a sob from blonde lips. Bell leaning in with head/left shoulder/left elbow - pushing on Theron to prop; whip-lapping the midsection right/left, then bumping off to reset. Bell on Theron strong to bell, then pushing off as wincing blonde girl's obviously dealing with emotional, physical stress through 1.

R2: Bell in boxing mode midring, rotating clockwise around a heavy jab; dropping in accurate straight rights - routinely punching back blonde head. Charlize sloppy, upright, trying to walk in and brawl: not working as Bell picks Theron apart via strong, stiff punching, bloodying CT's nose, turning her right flank. Down the stretch - CT groggy: Bell switches to midsection via rich, thick, thumping left/right cuts...blonde girl bunching up "UH-H!" draping arms around brunette shoulders while Cat sustains her attack to ribcage.

R3: Theron sullen, punished, roaming to her left along the ropes: Bell stalking now, bringing the fight. Brunette lunging for blonde tummy via the jab, sticking Theron into ropes, then it's lapping, strapping, long-armed power to the body - licking strokes wicking the fight from Charlize as she bunches forward on the take. Bell pushing Theron off into ropes, walking her down as blonde slides to her left along apron...systematic pursuit-and-punishment from a determined brunette. Down the stretch - Bell picks Theron up out of a crouch with a series of jerky little left uppercuts...blonde sways back into ropes, blinking: brunette bends into a slinging overhand right, CLAPPING that hand down across CT's fleshy chest. Howl of pain Charlize - lips parted, eyes shut tight as she sponges the hit...Bell able to recover balance, push CT to stabilize, then lick her an extra, snappy left/right to gut at bell. Cat looking Charlize over as she crosses wrists against her breasts, sags against ropes...Bell putting it on Charlize through 3!

R4: Theron shakes off punishment, comes out boxing. Sleek, golden-brown legs propel blonde girl smoothly around brunette right flank. Left hand jabbing for Cat's face; right hand held loose at the belly, ready to deal slinging power over the top. Bell battered systematico - turning, trying to negotiate with her own jab, but Charlize's legs weaving a spell, keeping blonde safe from receipt. Fairly methodical beating handed out - Theron reaching out, bouncing either hand off Cat's face, stepping around the scoring blows...Bell punched for a shutout - she's blinking, confused at bell as Theron makes glaring eye-contact.

R5: Bell strong to the body - jabbing jug to range-in, then strapping the waistline right/left. Charlize grunting, grimacing...she goes flat footed, looking to slug. Bruising slop meted out both ways - long-bodied vixens leaning forward in flat-footed stances, whacking each other's flanks/tummies lapping right/lefts, coming up top with licking right uppercuts. Midway through: CAT'S KNEES BUCKLE! Brunette blinking, hurt: blonde girl hooks chin, ejecting Cat's mouth-piece, slops a sweeping right behind left ear...BELL'S STEPPING IN FENCE-POST HOLES! Cat rubber-legging around, hands low to either side, stepping back and forth, back (right) leg coming well forward...THERON POURS IN! Cat in no shape to resist - she's swept to ropes, forming boozy face-in-gloves as vengeful blonde girl unleashes. OH THE STRAPPING! Charlize snarling, bending her back into stroking lefts and rights, whipping Bell upon head/shoulders/flanks. Cat sobbing into her palms, curvy legs holding her up...she lolls on ropes, rolling her left side into cables, cowering under the torrential downpour until REF STEPS IN! Because round has ended. Theron seething, chest heaving, pushing against official...how she wants to get at Cat for all she's done!

R6: Fighters greatly reduced - it's Charlize stalking Cat around the ring, both girls flat-footed, ragged 'round the edges. Theron heavy-handed - pawing the jab; slotting in the straight right hand to mouth; turning over wide, clapping hooks in hopes of chin-checking Bell out of there. Crashing wallop bashing Cat all around the ring, but it's relatively predictable: Bell able to cover up, take the beating, stagger around and recover. Not much back from Bell - she's playing defence, retreating in circles, keeping her back clear of ropes, sacrificing points to get Charlize's reserves into the game. Bell: Theron huffing and puffing, mouth-breathing...Bell trembling from torso-shellack, but eyes-bright, legs relatively sound during the break.

R7: Counter-attack: Theron's momentarily over-extended...it's Cat coming forward. Same flat-footed, slopping clout - Cat walking Theron down, measuring her via the jab; slotting the lead right hand to mouth; turning over that wide, shellacking hook, hoping for chin. Minute in, Cat gets it right: lead right startles Charlize; swinging left hook swivels the head, buckles the knees! Theron's eyes glassy, wounded - she drapes arms around Cat's head/shoulders as blonde legs spasm. Bell palming blonde hips, creating space underneath, then lapping right/lefts off golden-brown gut - keeping shots short, beating the breath from a Goddess. Charlize groaning, staggering while hanging on...Cat bodies blonde-girl to ropes, pushes clear of the clinch, gets to work. Systematic brutality dished out...Theron woozy, hurt, covering up earmuff: Cat dipping side to side, heaving long-armed wallop onto CT, bashing away head-and-shoulders. Down the stretch, Theron's guard breaks down...Bell reaches in under arms, chests her girl deep to ropes, pushes off with left hand under CT's chin, bending her back over top rope, then PLOWING overhand right forearm down across helpless blonde breasts! Charlize sobbing out "GAH-H!" as she pitches forward, wrists crossed at her chest. Bell pushing Theron upright again, strapping the waist a thick right hand, fitting an extra left hook in behind CT's right elbow just at bell. Ref pushes seething brunette off doubled-over blonde...both girls trembling with exhaustion during break.

R8: Plodding, pouting brutality...women fighting groggily toe-to-toe, hair in sleepy, half-closed eyes, mouths lolling open. They lay in, pawing each other's arms, slopping away rangy right/lefts at close ranges, clubbing faces/biceps/pecs, each staggering under the weight of the other's shot. Girls groaning, occasionally wrapping a wide punch around the other's head, dragging her off balance. Fight tumbles drunkenly to ropes - women whining and pushing each other for punching room, then slopping away. Bruising tit-for-tat takes its toll...both vixens tragically hurt towards the end. Bell punches a blunt straight hand to CT's face, startling her, stalling her advance: wide, slinging left crashes across CT's chin, swiveling her head and BLONDE GIRL DOWN! Theron crashing rump-high onto her face and knees...Bell staggering away...crowd roaring to its feet. Charlize crying into the canvas, 90% knocked out, but she pushes off her face, somehow muscling to her feet at bell. CT swaying, damp strands of hair across her eyes...Bell looking gut-shot to see Theron shaking off a sure KO through 8 - just as she has so often throughout her career.

R9: THERON BRAWLS BACK! Cat momentarily over-extended - she can't hold back the tide...blonde girl wades in all wobbly-butt, groggy, but determined to slug! Charlize sleepy, leaning into clouting rights; slinging left hooks up and around from her hip, trying to blast Bell out of there. Cat reeling before vengeful Goddess, hitting ropes, stumbling around canvas - magnificent brunette legs holding her up as blonde fists crash home again and again. Bell weepy, sleepy, tying up when she backs into ropes, dragging Theron forward for ref's breaks. Charlize whining, pushing on the offending ribcage - she wants to be free and punching. Shutout Charlize...Bell battered almost unrecognizable, put wobbly-butt and hurt, but she refuses to give CT the satisfaction of a knockdown.

R10: Theron mouthbreathing, exhausted, SHE'S momentarily over-extended and it's Cat Bell wading forward. Groggy, shabby slugging - Bell willing herself forward, willing her hands to clobber and clout - gorgeous, ruined women staggering mindlessly around the ring, often sobbing in one another's arms. Whining pursuit from Bell as blonde front collapses - Cat frequently wrapping missed punches around Theron's head or shoulders, dragging her off balance. Down the stretch, Charlize in swoon, stooping forward in earmuff...Cat closes in, stooping forward to slug. Licking left hand cuts palm-up across Theron's tummy, gouging at toned beef, hand snapping back quick to Cat's chest. Theron grunting, bunching up hurrrrt. Right hand hacks in behind CT's left shoulder, buckling her knees, crippling her on the spot. Theron desperately hurt, knows she needs to slug...she preps a hook, but BELL BEATS HER TO THE PUNCH! Cat bashing a vicious left across Theron's brow - CT's left sails and BLONDE GIRL DOWN! Theron sprawling on her back, eyes open, but staring, gone...Bell staggering away in tears as CT's not getting off her back. KO10 Cat Bell in Brutus/Caesar fashion!

After: Bell sobbing complex tears of triumph, shame, joy...she completes her ambush of Charlize Theron, handing the Goddess a devastating, perhaps decisive loss in the Crusade. Crowd shouting "WALK! WALK! WALK!" Zeta Jones grinning in the in-ring mill...Bell composes herself for postfight. "I'm not going to walk Theron at this point in our careers," Bell says to disappointed murmurs from the crowd. "It's mission accomplished for me - it's a stunning loss for her - that's enough. We attacked her the way we always have, for the most part: relentless pressure; lots of body work; hard chest-punching. She brought the best out of me tonight - she always has. I probably haven't fought like that in a couple of years, but tonight I just felt all the old competitive juices holding me up, driving me forward. Honestly, I've never seen her so defeated as she was tonight, lying on her back, helpless. Used-up physically; broken psychologically. It's something I'll celebrate, and regret, for the rest of my life. At once the most glorious - and the most awful - thing I've ever seen in a boxing ring!"

POST-SCRIPT: In days to follow, Becky Romijn lashes out at Cat, claiming it was she - Romijn - who actually gave Theron the decisive beating; that Cat only cleaned up dregs; that Cat can't say she handed CT the most glorious defeat - on and on. When it's further revealed that Romijn had no idea Bell was pulling strings from behind, the humiliation is almost too great to bear - Becky having assumed the mantle of command, at least in her own mind. Bitter recriminations and internal squabbles following Crusade victories just as much as they follow defeats!