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26 June 2013 Jennifer Ellison vs Mary Elizabeth Winstead

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Celebrity Boxing After Dark

Posted by Simguy & Archer on June 26, 2013, 8:26 pm

Mary Elizabeth Winstead (Foxfire Boxing) v Jennifer Ellison (Beevers Babes)

Body Saddle Bout

Story and results by Simguy; Post Fight by Knowlesey & Archer

These two have already traded insults on the FCBA Board, and there are more to come in the pre fight interviews.

"Every one wants that gaudy blonde bauble for the trophy case," Mary explains in prefight, "but Jen coming off a big Britney win offers up a little something extra. I don't want to give her too much credit - Britney's lazy and Britney can be outworked in fights - I think she kind of gave the fight to Jen to some extent, BUT...Jennifer did put the work in. She competed. She was hungry. She's still a trashy bimbo - I mean, come on - just look at her...but she's a trashy bimbo with work ethic, and I respect that."

"If that's Mary's version of 'respect'," Jen quips in rebuttal, "I'd hate to see her disdain! As for Britney - she didn't 'give' me anything: I TOOK from her. Let's see Winstead stop Spears: I highly doubt it. I'm a hard puncher; I can punch with Mary, and I WILL hurt her. If she thinks she's just going to show up and steamroll me, that's never going to happen. Never."

It’s fightnight in Seattle , and here come the two girls!

Jen in orange bikini top with black bottoms and little orange belt; black gloves; long blonde hair in high pony. Mary in powder-blue bikini with powder-blue belted bottoms; white gloves; long brown hair with brawler's bangs.

Before the fight, though, it must be remembered that this is a bodysaddle bout, and fight fans cheer as they see the shiny leather object being carried to the ringside, the ropes being parted, and two girls enter with that saddle. Who are they, though? Two girls not well known in the US , but stablemates of Jenny Ellison, and previous opponents for Mary Winstead in BBU bouts – Lisa Maffia and Alesha Dixon! And they’re pausing in front of May, Lisa telling Mary, “Our girl’s gonna ride you out, biitch! She’ll make you suffer!” Mary is glaring at the pair of singers – she’ll let her gloves talk for her.

Round 1

Mary’s quick off the mark in this fight, jabbing-jug/pivoting clockwise, just getting her range: Jenny’s punching rights and lefts in riposte, looking to hurt Winstead from the jump, and Jen's pace forces Mary to engage, the blonde taunting her, “Let’s see what you’ve got!” Winstead’s starting to dig up tummy right/left, crouching down to deliver, even as Jen's walloping away up top. THIS IS FURIOUS TRADING! By the minute mark it's flashing eyes/bared teeth/churning fists...girls just brawling their hearts out! There’s not a lot of accuracy, but Jen’s burying heavy right hands in above Mary's left hip, telling her, “This’ll have you yelping like a dog soon!” Winstead’s trying to stand her ground, pounding at Ellison's jugs with short left/rights, then both girls try for chins via rowdy haymakers. Down the stretch, Mary's jab starting to knock back Jen's face, stunning the blonde girl in upright posture...Mary dips, digs right/left hot to gut; doubles it up right/left to gut; chops righty over the top, finding Jen's chin and DOWN GOES ELLISON! Jennifer sprawling along ropes, trying to grab-cable but she tumbles to her buns, hurting and shocked. Mary glaring down, sneering, batting mitts together, and she tells the Brit, “That’s what I’ve got! Too much for you!”: She sent a message in a hard-punching first round!

Round 2

The girls stay close, dive into power-slugging rights and lefts, with Mary telling Jen, “You’ve been down once – get ready for more!” The crowd’s roaring as the fighters light each other up in trade! Both women landing lusty, belting each other round the ring...Jen pursuing all jugs a-jumpin' when Mary's reeling; Mary hard-eyed, resolute when she's walking Jen down. Ellison getting a lot of wallop onto MEW, but down the stretch - Winstead's compact, disciplined approach to body pays off. Mary dipping down, pounding away at the beltline right/left, bobbing on the spot to avoid receipts, while staying in position to get off again, and Jen’s getting leathered right now, groaning as the taller girl gives her some punishment. At the bell Ellison’s mouth breathing, flushed, feeling tummy-spanked; Mary strutting back to corner all angry-butt.

Round 3

Same pattern - 2 minutes of hot-tossing two way before Mary's able to dig repeatedly at gut, slow her blonde, and take command, picking her off now as she begins to find her weaknesses. These free-swinging exchanges lovely to behold: Ellison’s hurling herself into her punches, pitching from the hips, sweeping Mary before her in a glorious torrent of fists, jugs and ponytail. Winstead placing the jab, circling to either side to blunt the pace, and when she works the midsection, she's bouncing her fists hot off tummy, spanking the breath from Jen. She’s in real close on Ellison, and she’s telling her, “You’re gonna so get ridden tonight, bimbo! You’re all mine!” At the bell Ellison’s standing hands on hips, breathing hard; Mary giving blonde-girl a cold hard stare of appraisal, snapping, “You’re nothing!”

Round 4

Same again - Jen holding her own through 2 minutes of whirling, haymaking, mayhem - both girls rocked to body and head...then Mary buckling down, bobbing under blonde blockbusters to dig gut, bringing Ellison to heel. Jenny’s beginning to slow down, clearly getting hurt by Mary, who just continues with the beatdown – she’s prepared to take what Jeeny’s throwing to give more back, and in the final moments, Mary’s retreating in good order, walking groggy Jen into short, chopping right/lefts to jug... the brunette’s beating a bytchy scowl of hurt onto that pretty blonde face by the bell. Jen still manages to pant, “I can take you – count on it!”

Round 5

Mary's got rounds in the bank - could take her foot off the gas pedal here, catch a break...but that's not Winstead's style. Instead, she ups tempo, really taking the fight to Jen. Ellison’s on the back foot, starting to show signs of being discouraged...Mary’s belting the blonde-girl around the ring, walking her down with shoulders hunched, fists cocked, pushing her into the ropes, “Name your round, biitch! When do you want me to finish you?” Ellison’s defiant – at least vocally, You’re too tired – I’ll finish you!” Winstead strong to the body bell to bell - really getting in there THUMP! THUMP! with the right/lefts, then chopping-chin in tight with the little hatchet right. Ellison's curvy legs holding her up, but they can't hold canvas...it's the longest British retreat since Rommel's heyday as Mary punishes Jen bell to bell.

Round 6

Return to competition for Jen as she embroils Mary in savage give-and-take - both women buffetted out of respective stances and chased down in desperate two way slugging. As in the earlier heats, Mary gradually imposes her will by dipping in close, crunching into the beltline right/left, then as Jen stiffens up, slugging up-torso to claim jugs, chin. Now jenny’s gasping as some of Mary’s punches land, and she asks the blonde, “Am I hurting you now, then, slut?” Jen shakes her head, but hasn’t the breath to respond, then she eats a pair of jabs to her mouth. Ellison’s rocked onto her heels, blinking and stunned late...Mary working her blonde over strong at bell, giving Jen a bruising glare of supremacy as ref's jumping in, not to stop the action, just for a pause in what’s becoming a parade.

Round 7

Pressure from Mary overwhelms Jennifer...it's another grim, stumbling retreat as Winstead drives forward, punishes the ribcage, cleans up head/pecs as Ellison wilts away. Poor Jen! Her pretty face is all puffy, eyes bleak...she's not one who fights well backing up, and Mary's got her rolling downhill. Winstead relentless, but disciplined - nothing wild here, she's jabbing Ellison's face back; pounding blonde beltline right/left; hesitating in crouch, then cleaning up any targets of opportunity. Give Jenny credit...legs and backside trembling, but she won't go down. She takes a beating bell to bell, her eyes gradually beginning to close, her lips swollen parodies of their former glory and during the break, Ellison breaks down into tears of frustration and gut-ache as Mary's pouring on the shutout through 7, the blonde girl spitting another mouthful of blood into her bucket.

Round 8

Resistance from Jen as Mary surges forward to finish her ...leads to more of the glorious, slam-bang slugging of the early heats. Ellison's pride on show...she's visibly reduced, very worn down in her legs and body, but she won't give in. Mary feeding Jen right/lefts in the body - thumping four shots in, then chopping righty over the top, telling her girl, “I’m busting you up for fun, now, biitch – I can put you away when I like!”...Ellison on her heels, but managing right uppercuts to chin, left hooks - constantly forcing Mary to fight her way forward, and she responds, “C’mon – try it!”. Winstead’s now trying her best to overwhelm Jen, but Ellison’s too stubborn: hurt as she is, Jen answers, absorbing thrilling blows, looking ready to go, then shocking Mary with something desperate. Bell : chests heaving, eyes blazing...Jennifer filled with defiance as Mary's giving her the why-won't-you-fall once-over.

Round 9

Gorgeous right cross, Mary Winstead. MEW leaning in, getting her back into a drifting shot across the chops...Ellison's face punched starboard, lips pursed, eyes squeezed shut, her hands stacked right atop left at her belly, elbows to either side. Jen's legs tremble, sending her wobbly-butt to ropes...again she refuses to go down, but eyes're glassy, knees're weak. Mary’s heartless on the attack - jabbing Jennifer upright; driving into blonde breadbasket right/left - the Winstead mitts thump-thudding off proud British midsection, the American grinning, happy in her work, snapping, “This is the end for you – get ready for that saddle!”. Chopping overhand rights land unopposed to Ellison's chin, sagging her in stupor against ropes - blonde girl just staring bleakly at her tormentress, hands at midsection. Mary systematic - she's got Jen's legs stiff, eyes vacant...brunette pitiless as she switches emphasis to Ellison's enormous knockers, giving them the thrashing of a lifetime. OH THE JUG! Mary BASHING away short, clubbing right/left strokes - getting her back into the compact whacks as Jen sags into astonished anguish at ropes. Crowd roaring - many screaming for fight to be stopped...Ellison's lashes batting as Mary demolishes jugs, finally switching into chin and BLONDE GIRL DOWN! Ellison drooping off ropes to knees-and-forehead - rolling over onto her back...Mary pumping her fists, strutting the ring in celebration when JENNIFER BEATS THE COUNT! Foxfire bench open-mouthed as Jen's tenacity...reeling Britain tragically hurt, but beseeching ref to let it go! ON COMES MARY! Winstead marching in to sink the Bismark - job of work to push Jen's shoulders or guard to stabilize; pump her tummy RIGHT/LEFT, RIGHT/LEFT then come up top with finishers! JENNY ELLISON SHIPS THE HURT! Ellison out on her feet, blubbering into the abuse - she's helpless, but absolutely refusing to give Mary satisfaction. Bell : Mary mouth open, chest HEAVING...she can't believe Elli's still upright; Jennifer staring all gobsmacked and tender, gingerly making her way to corner for repairs! In Mary’s corner they shout, “Why don’t you put the whore away?” to which she responds, “Cos she won’t stay down!”

Round 10

Mary's fatigue evident as she bodies Jen into ropes, laying atop blonde girl, making her take weight for several moments without punches, just chatting at her, “Not long now! D’you want me to whip you as well?” Jen bleakly shakes her head – she’s been given a horrid beating tonight. Ref about to issue break: Mary lifts her hands right/left into Jen's gut - brunette just lapping at her blonde while leaning on her. Jen still in stupor, but doggedly combative - she's pushing out rights and lefts while her back's on the ropes, risking hellish receipts as Mary's trying to time Jen for a KO-blow. Winstead gassed though - most of the time she just reaches under Ellison's arms, bodies her into ropes, jostles her, then works the body via tired hup-hup-hup...Mary staying busy, beating a badly worn down blonde-girl to the body, minimizing any chance of an Ellison uprising. Jen crying as she punches back, knowing she's losing the round, and the fight, but trying desperately to compete...fight ends with weary warriors pasting groggily away at one another faces/chests with pushy leather at bell.

Comes back UD10 - 10 rounds to 0 shutout - Mary Elizabeth Winstead.

After: Jen in tears at the announcement of shutout...she showed her heart tonight, shaking off KOs and knock-downs, but Mary at her tenacious best proved a hard-hearted, stingy battler in denying Jen even so much as a single round. Mary’s taking wicked delight in Jennifer's ramshackle state...open question as to whether the badly body-beaten blonde's legs will support Winstead's weight for a long ride.

And the saddle’s being brought back into the ring! And Alesha Dixon and Lisa Maffia are being forced to carry it by Foxfire lightweights Laura Vandervoort and Rachel Nichols. Foxfire’s general manager and lightweight trainer Jennifer Garner leads the way. Jen is a veteran of body saddle bouts and is evidently here to support Mary. Meanwhile Mary herself brings the battered unresisting Jen Ellison to the centre of the ring to meet them.

Mary snaps (and showing off her vocabulary of British slang), “Go on, my dolly girls! Clip your pal in nice and tight!” She kicks Lisa firmly on the butt to hasten the pair, and immediately the two singers have that saddle strapped onto Jennifer’s back as she stands dazed and hurt, mute, her eyes mere slits now from the beating she’s taken, and she feels Lisa and Alesha’s hands gripping her shoulders as she leans forward. Mary bytchily slaps at Alesha’s face, snapping at the singer, “I want this saddle tight, you ass-licker!” She does it up tighter herself, giving the tummy strap an extra clinch: poor Jenny groaning as the leather cuts into her tender body. (Laura and Rachel watch with great interest anbd Jennifer Garner whispers instructional comments on the best saddling procedures. The younger women nod sagely in agreement.)

Finally satisfied, Mary mounts up, kneeling jockey-style into Ellison’s back, with pads above Jen’s hips taking Winstead’s weight, Mary bangs her knees against Jenny’s body, urging her forward, and she shouts at the blonde to ‘Get on!’. The battered blonde is bravely stomping around the ring, her much admired boobs bouncing free as she circles the ring. Now Mary’s slapping Jen’s head, being rough with her and after a third lap, Jenny’s curvy legs give way, spilling her sobbing and gasping to canvas. Annoyed, Mary dismounts, hoists Jenny up on to her knees, and pushes her forwards, tells, her, “You’re lucky this isn’t BBU! For that you would get me belt on your butt!” She does tug the girls knickers away though, and gives her upraised backside a good spanking with her bare hands, until she is satisfied that Ellison is well used up, the blonde now squealing, “Enough! Please stop!” Mary watches as the saddle is removed by Lisa and Alesha, then she tells them, “Get to my dressing room, asslickers! I’ve got work for you!”

The three British fighters leave the ring with a smirking Rachel Nichols and Laura Vandervoort keeping a watchful eye on them. Mary lingers with Jennifer Garner who gives her fighter a congratulatory hug and says:
“A fine job Mary,” Jennifer tells her and adding confidentially, “ this is the first step in making sure that our opponents get a twist of fear when they think of Foxfire. You started it for us..”

“I did my best,” Mary says beaming with pride and then departs the ring with older woman, both waving to the Foxfire fans in the crowd.