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30 June 2013 Intro Bazz and Babes at the Asylum

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Posted by Results By Sim/Words By Wiz on June 30, 2013, 9:46 pm

O'Dell: "Good evening, ladies and gentlemen and welcome to Philadelphia's newest hot spot, the Asylum Arena, which is sold out as always for HBO's Boxing From The Asylum! I'm Jenny O'Dell along with Tractorpull's Tess Valmore and The Loose Cannon of The FCBA, Jenny 'Mac The Knife' McCarthy, and, judging by the fourth position set up at the broadcast table, we may have a surprise guest tonight..."

McCarthy: "We will NOT. My contract gives me VETO power over any and all guest announcers, and I have NOT approved any guest announcers for tonight!"

O'Dell: "Well, guest announcer or not, we've got a great card tonight featuring no fewer than FIVE major movie stars..."

Tess: "You know, with all these movie stars on the card, it would make sense to have a big scren star here at the announce table. Wonder if Beckinsale is backstage..."

McCarthy: "BECKINSALE HAD BETTER NOT BE IN THIS STATE! IF SHE SHOWS HER UGLY FACE TONIGHT YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A NEW MAIN EVENT! ARE YOU BACK THERE, BECKINSALE? COME DOWN HERE AND FIGHT! COME DOWN HERE SO I CAN KICK YOUR OVERRATED, ARROGANT..."

O'Dell: "CALM DOWN, MAC! And the world can be thankful TESS never had her finger on the nuclear button or we'd be living in a desolate nuclear wasteland..."

McCarthy: "But, The Weirdo and his Dancing Hookers would still be around. RATS can survive anything..."

O'Dell: "We've got Oscar nominees, a former flyweight champion, and the girls of Beever's Babes and the Bazz Fight Club in the house and we're just about ready to go. So get those snacks and shots ready! It's time for 'Bazz and Babes at The Asylum!'"