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30 June 2013 Ashley Newbrough vs Kesha

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"BAZZ AND BABES AT THE ASYLUM" PPV

(Site: The Arena Asylum. Philadelphia, Pennsylvania)

Posted by Results By Sim/Words By Wiz on June 30, 2013, 9:51 pm,

BEFORE:

"Yeah, it's been awhile since I've been in an FCBA ring," says Ashley. "But, I'm back on the screen with 'Mistresses' and I'm back in the FCBA at Asylum. And before anyone writes me off, remember, I'm only 25. I'm younger than Ke$ha."

"It's nice to see Ashley's working in TV again," says a smiling Ke$ha. "But, as far as her return to the FCBA is concerned, tonight's going to be a CAMEO appearance. Because Big K is GOING to drop the Hammer on her a**!"

ROUND ONE:

O'Dell: "We're back at ringside and that's 'Move Along' by The All-American Rejects, and that can only mean that the lovely Ashley Newbrough is on her way to the ring..."

Cassie: "You know, Mac, I'm surprised you didn't get cast in that 'Mistresses' show...there are several 'actresses of a certain age' in that..."

McCarthy: "SHUT UP, YOU LITTLE...wait, I was UP for a part in that! SIRI, CALL MY AGENT!"

O'Dell: "Siri, call MY agent, because I need a RAISE. Newbrough, of course, representing Beever's Babes, one of the regulars here at Asylum. Ashley climbs into the ring, helped off with the robe to reveal a deep red two piece..."

Tess: "She's certainly in SHAPE..."

Cassie: "Well, she's in shape, but not in BAZZ shape. I mean, she might be able to make it PART way up the hill, but not ALL the way to the top. In other words, she might be a Bazz Girl of the MONTH, but not a Bazz Girl of the YEAR..."

McCarthy: "What ARE you babbling about, Scabbo?"

O'Dell(sighing): "I'm serious. A RAISE. And a BIG one. And, that's 'Tik-Tok' booming through the Asylum and that can only presage the arrival of 'Six Feet Of Sexy', Ke$ha!"

Tess: "Ke$ha one of the biggest lights in the FCBA..."

Cassie: "Sure is. She weighs in about 135 or so when she's not in training. And she hits like a welter. And that's coming from someone who watches Bloodgood and Regan work every day. And Regan hits pretty HARD, DOESN'T she, Mac?"

McCarthy: "SHUT IT, SCABBO!"

O'Dell: "No drinking, boys! The truck has checked the official rules, and it only counts if it's Tess! Ke$ha into the ring. Helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve..."

Cassie: "Neve hits hard, too. Doesn't she, Mac?"

McCarthy: "One. Two. Three. Four. Five..."

O'Dell: "Ke$ha wearing that navy blue number she's been sporting lately. And we're about ready to go. Let's get some picks. Tess on record as favoring Ke$ha. What do you think, Mac?"

McCarthy: "Ke$ha has a ton of physical ability, but she's never going to develop because of the inferior training she gets at Front Street. Newbrough can prove a lot to a lot of people with a win tonight, and I think she'll get it."

O'Dell: "Cassie?"

Cassie: "I think Ke$ha's going to knock out Newbrough just like Bridget did to Mac!"

McCarthy: "47. 48. 49..."

O'Dell: "There's the bell and the two tall beauties wasting no time winging away. Ashley lands a good right hand in that exchange, but not much else connected..."

McCarthy: "This is what I'm talking about when I tell you Front Street has no trainers! Ke$ha's got that nice right jab. Newbrough's a slugger. Ke$ha's more athletic. Why slug with her? Use that right. Box her for points. Set up that big left!"

O'Dell: "Sounds good in theory, but both of these girls are looking for something big early. Ke$ha a good right hook in that exchange, and Ashley landed another good right of her own, but, again, the batting average on both sides right now resembles Mario Mendoza's..."

Tess: "Then again, all either of these girls need is ONE..."

O'Dell: "Point taken, Tess, but it looks as if neither of them will get it in the first. Final seconds of a sloppy first tick off, and, it's close, but I think Ashley got the better of things..."

McCarthy: "Agreed. So, Newbrough gets the early 10-9 edge."

ROUND TWO:

O'Dell: "Into the second now, and Ke$ha now going to that big right jab..."

McCarthy: "About TIME..."

O'Dell: "Big K, like most of the Front Street bigs, has that heavy straight off hand punch that many refer to as the Front Street Jab, and she's making use of it now, managing Newbrough with it, pre-empting her. Dropping in the odd left hand..."

McCarthy: "This is EXACTLY what I said she should be doing last round, boxing for points! I think Weirdo has this table BUGGED!"

Tess: "He doesn't NEED to BUG the table! We're broadcasting to the ENTIRE WORLD!"

McCarthy: "Either way, he's listening to ME and stealing my IDEAS, just like the one to move Perry to welter!"

Cassie: "Yeah, THAT'S what he's doing..."

McCarthy: "I KNEW it!"

Cassie: "What a MAROON..."

O'Dell(sighing): "Meanwhile, back in the ring, Ke$ha using that big right hand to control Newbrough. Ashley kept on the defensive, only able to get off on occasion, while Ke$ha's dropping in the odd left, but scoring plenty with the jab to the bell."

Cassie: "We're all even after two."

Tess: "Sure are. 19-19."

ROUND THREE:

O'Dell: "Third round underway and a GOOD left from Ke$ha! And Ashley fires right back with a hard right hand and HERE WE GO!"

Cassie: "Two girls who can hit and they've got one another's attention, Jenny!"

O'Dell: "That they DO! And they've also got the RANGE unlike in the first round and they are trading BOMBS out there!"

Tess: "I can think of several dozen lights and more than a few welters who would NOT be able to stand toe-to-toe and slug with Ke$ha, but Ashley Newbrough holding her own..."

O'Dell: "Ashley a left hand, Ke$ha a right hook...AND NEWBROUGH ROCKS THE BLONDE WITH A SHORT RIGHT!"

McCarthy: "And Ashley's launching every missile in the silo! Newbrough all in looking to put an end to this!"

O'Dell: "Ke$ha backed to the ropes and covering up, tying up Newbrough now, looking to run clock."

Tess: "Ashley just banging free and thumping away at Ke$ha's high guard, looking hard for the off switch."

O'Dell: "But she's run out of time to find it. There's the bell ending the third, and no doubt about your winner."

McCarthy: "That would be the girl BOUNCING back to her corner with the 29-28 lead."

ROUND FOUR:

O'Dell: "Ready to go in the fourth and Newbrough right after the blonde and takes a GOOD right-left."

Cassie: "Looks like Ke$ha's got her legs back under her..."

O'Dell: "And Newbrough doesn't look like she's worried about it! Ashley lands a good two-punch of her own and the bombs are flying again! First the blonde, then the brunette!"

McCarthy: "Should have held this thing on Pier Six, because this is a brawl!"

O'Dell: "And the fans LOVING it, roaring with each leather explosion! Ke$ha a left hook that backed up Ashley, but Newbrough flurries back and landed a good right hand in there!"

Tess: "Sweat is flying and so is leather! Both girls landing heavy stuff and both taking the licking and keeping on ticking!"

Cassie: "And there's just about as much art here as there is in an Air Supply song!"

O'Dell: "And there's a HUGE exchange at the bell! Both girls got SMACKED in that one...and there's a staredown to end it!"

McCarthy: "Those are 'I'm going to be here ALL night' looks. But, if this keeps up, one of them ISN'T going to be!"

Tess: "Close one, Mac. Ashley?"

McCarthy: "Agreed. But I wouldn't be banking on it if I were in her corner."

Cassie: "39-37 Newbrough...on our cards anyway."

ROUND FIVE:

O'Dell: "Ready to start the fifth and Neve Campbell was in Ke$ha's ear the entire time between rounds..."

McCarthy: "Don't listen to Neve Campbell, kid. It can only hurt the team."

O'Dell: "And there's the bell and our two big beauties are back to work banging away in the center of the ring..."

McCarthy: "These two are about as subtle as a bag of hammers..."

O'Dell: "OH! And there's a right hand by Newbrough! How in the world is Ke$ha standing, let alone snapping back Ashley's head with a straight right of her own?"

Tess: "Neither of these girls willing to take a step back. One of them might get stretchered out if this keeps up, but neither is going to back down!"

O'Dell: "Right hand Newbrough...LEFT HOOK KE$HA! Ashley flurries back and Big K with a right-left that sent MORE sweat flying."

McCarthy: "They could just cut out the middle man at this point and use baseball bats."

O'Dell: "Under 30 seconds and this isn't slowing down. Heavy swapping of leather. The crowd roaring with each punch, and there's the bell!"

Cassie: "And another one of those staredowns. This one more than likely with the message, 'That all you got for me?'"

Tess: "Another close one, Mac..."

McCarthy: "Ke$ha, but another one you don't want to count on."

Tess: "So, we've got it 48-47 Newbrough, but the judges could be seeing it either way after five."

ROUND SIX:

O'Dell: "Sixth round underway and no change in tactics. Both ladies loading up the big guns and firing away...AND KE$HA DROPS ASHLEY WITH A LEFT HOOK!"

Tess: "That wasn't the Hammer of Thor, the overhand left, but it was a hammer of SOME kind..."

O'Dell: "Referee's count at three. Four. Five. Six. Newbrough rolls to all fours. Seven. Eight. And she beats it! Ashley up at nine. Takes the mandatory, and here comes Ke$ha! The big blonde immediately to work, using that sledgehammer right jab to split Newbrough's high guard and back her up. Slamming the left off her gloves. Ashley backed into the ropes and Ke$ha scoring aplenty in the clean up, misses a BIG left...AND ASHLEY ROCKS HER WITH A RIGHT HAND COUNTER!"

McCarthy: "This is becoming a LOT of FUN..."

O'Dell: "And it's Ashley who's having it right now. The counter has led to a counter attack and the brunette driving Ke$ha backward now, and it's the blonde on the ropes and the brunette banging away with heavy shot..."

Cassie: "Newbrough is making a fan out of me, Jenny. She's not just tough, she's BAZZ tough."

O'Dell: "And she's throwing bombs like Clint Longley right to the bell! What a round!"

Tess: "And Ashley shaved a point with that late rally, don't you think, Mac?"

McCarthy: "Turned a 10-8 into a 10-9 on MY card..."

Cassie: "Which means we have it even at 57 after six, but there's a lot of play in those scores."

ROUND SEVEN:

O'Dell: "We're ready for the seventh frame, and, frankly, I've got no idea what these two have in store for us. Newbrough forward briskly winging a couple of rights, but Ke$ha looking to work that jackhammer right hand now, slowly Ashley's advance and suppressing some of her offense."

McCarthy: "This is the stuff we saw from Ke$ha in the second round. If she's ever going to develop into a contender, we need to see more of it. She's trying to establish control here with that jab."

O'Dell: "Ashley able to get the guns going now, and Ke$ha responds, then ties up. The referee breaks them and the blonde right back to the jab."

McCarthy: "This is, and I can't believe I'm going to say this, clever stuff. Clever stuff from KE$HA..."

Cassie: "Maybe they ARE teaching her something at Front Street..."

McCarthy: "Highly unlikely, Scabbo!"

O'Dell: "Ashley getting off in spots and Big K not shy about firing back, but, when she's unloaded some heavy shell, she ties up, slows things down, forces the break, and gets back to the right jab."

McCarthy: "Establishing control, scoring points, and winning the round. Smart boxing. And, once again. I'm saying this about KE$HA..."

O'Dell: "And while Mac looks on in amazement, the bell rings ending the seventh, and it's Ke$ha's round..."

Cassie: "Which, on our cards anyway, puts her up 67-66 with three to go."

ROUND EIGHT:

O'Dell: "Eighth round begins with Ke$ha looking to work that jab and Ashley landing a hard right hand! Ke$ha firing back and here we go again!"

McCarthy: "Eighth round and they're still swinging nine pound hammers!"

O'Dell: "And dialing IN with them, Mac! Both girls getting off BIG shots and both shipping the shell and coming back for more!"

Tess: "We've seen more big punches land in this fight than we have in some entire CARDS. I can't BELIEVE both of these girls are still standing!"

O'Dell: "And both are looking to do something about that. Ke$ha a HARD left hook. Ashley a straight right hand. Neither taking a step back. Toe to toe right in the middle of the ring."

Cassie: "I'm sure both corners had a fight plan coming into this thing...and this wasn't it."

O'Dell: "The crowd certainly appreciates it, though! Roaring again with every punch as sweat and leather fly down the stretch. Ashley ANOTHER right hand! The blonde with a BIG left hook and a BLISTERING exchange at the bell. And are those traces of smiles on the fighters' faces, Mac?"

McCarthy: "Might have a little mutual respect going at this point."

Tess: "Even round I thought."

McCarthy: "I'm scoring it a draw."

Cassie: "So, we have it 77-76 Ke$ha, but who knows what the judges have."

ROUND NINE:

O'Dell: "Eight are in the books and the ninth is underway and here we go again, blonde and brunette trading in the middle of the ring, the brunette loadng up on rights, the southpaw blonde firing the big left hand."

Cassie: "Neither of these girls wants this to go to the cards at this point, because neither knows what will happen."

Tess: "Good point, Cassie. The only way to know for sure is to leave your opponent on her back."

O'Dell: "And, as they've pretty much been doing all night, that's EXACTLY what both lightweights are trying to accomplish. Trading bombs, sending sweat flying and heads snapping backward..."

McCarthy: "LEFT HAND, KE$HA!"

O'Dell: "And Newbrough staggered! Ashley covering up as the legs wobbled and here comes KE$HA! The blonde all in now, banging away with both hands. Ashley driven to the ropes and Ke$ha bludgeoning her along them."

McCarthy: "Newbrough trying to tie up, but Ke$ha just powering out of the ties and hammering away!"

O'Dell: "The only friend Ashley has right now is the clock, ticking under 30 seconds. Ke$ha a BIG right hand wobbled Ashley again. Newbrough ties up, holds on, Ke$ha hooking the body, wrestling free, lands a left hook at the bell!"

McCarthy: "No question Ke$ha gets the round, but Ashley's still standing."

Cassie: "87-85 on our cards with one to go."

ROUND TEN:

O'Dell: "Tenth and, perhaps, final underway and the ladies quickly exchange power shots and tie up. Ke$ha and Ashley wrestling and shoving now, banging body with their free hands..."

McCarthy: "Fatigue may finally be setting in on these two, and after all the energy they've burned and punishment they've taken, I'm not surprised."

O'Dell: "Both perhaps a bit arm weary now, but both still banging away in close. Ashley a nice short hook, Ke$ha hooks the body..."

McCarthy: "That's something we haven't seen much of. Body work. No time for that when you're trying to take your opponent's head off..."

O'Dell: "And they haven't STOPPED trying, as we see ANOTHER heavy exchange in a bout that's been FULL of them. Ladies tapping the reserve tanks now, digging deep as we approach the end of an action-packed fight!"

Cassie: "Want to bet we're going to see a rematch sometime? The fans are LOVING this...and Wiz isn't leaving money on the table..."

O'Dell: "One final flurry and there's the bell! And we're going to get a hug this time, Mac."

Tess: "And even J-Mac can't complain about this one. Mutual respect after the 30 minute war these two just fought..."

McCarthy: "And another even round. Not really sure what the judges are going to do here. We have Ke$ha up two points, but we scored two rounds even and two others were very close."

O'Dell: "The judges have turned in their cards and we're not getting the indicator for overtime, so we do have a decision, and, it's being announced as unanimous. Scores are 97-95, 96-95, and 97-94 for the winner by UD10, 'Six Feet Of Sexy', Ke$ha!"

AFTER:

O'Dell: "Let's go to the ring and Tess Valmore!"

Tess: "I have our winner, Ke$ha, and that was one heck of a fight we just saw!"

Ke$ha: "I KNOW why this girl hasn't fought in over a year. Because no one wants to take that punch! About half this division would have been laid out before the fourth round!"

Tess: "But, not you..."

Ke$ha: "Nah. Big K can take it as well as dish it out, and I dropped some BOMBS on her a** tonight and she was still standing. Give her credit..."

Tess: "Big win for you, though..."

Ke$ha: "At this point, they're all big for me. I need to get in there and show my management I should keep getting opportunities, keep getting work, because that's what I need, ALL I need, to become a big factor in this division."