DIVA BOXING

(Note: Lisa Marie Varon--A.K.A. Victoria, A.K.A Tara)

Posted by Diva Fan on July 4, 2013, 12:56 pm

These boxing matchups may have come a little late in Lisa’s career – but if they have, Beth will make her regret signing up!

Round 1

It’s all about Beth in the opening exchanges – she just smashed a right hand real hard into Lisa’s left tit, and Lisa’s going backwards already! You can’t slide out of the ring in boxing, though Lisa! Here comes Beth to give her some more – great shot to the liver from the blonde, and Lisa squealed! Now Beth tries her luck to Lisa’s face, a left, a right, and Lisa sways her torso backwards, hoping to avoid the crushing force of these punches – so Beth hits her in the midsection, the rush of air from Lisa’s lips very, very audible, and that’s got her head in range again – another left hook, then another – that’s the bell, though!

Round 2

Lisa got a hammering in that first round, but she’s fighting back! She’s just landed a brace of punches on Beth’s face – but she isn’t quick enough to get away, and Beth gets her with that left again, smacked it right on Lisa’s cheek, but Lisa stands firm! Beth purses her lips and hits her again – good right hand to the jaw, and that left to the liver has to hurt? Yep! Lisa’s gasping after that, and she’s getting smacked around now, Beth just helping herself, laying into a sitting target, Lisa’s head jerking backwards, then sideways – and now Beth’s into the body again, Lisa not responding, perhaps waiting on Beth punching herself out?

Round 3

Those are deep breaths from Lisa as they resume, and she’s on her toes, dancing around Beth, trying to stick and move a la Muhammad Ali. But Beth just rams two big left hooks onto that liver again, now gives Lisa a good one to the mouth with her right, and another! Lisa isn’t dancing now, she’s just fielding punches one after another – she can’t see them coming possibly, because Beth’s just crashed her left glove hard onto her eye, once, twice, three times, and for the first time Lisa’s legs do a little shimmy – and then Beth hurts her with the left to her body again! Lisa’s being set up here, Beth punching her face with her left hand now, making the older woman go where she wants her – right into the corner! That’s a good punch again from Lisa, right in the old breadbasket, and we’re out of time in round 3.

Round 4

Lisa’s right eye is almost shut now – her corner guys worked on it, but she just took another slamming punch from Beth, right on target, and she really looks a sitting duck! Beth gets to her again, rifling those punches into the body, and Lisa’s groaning – she’s admitting the hurt at last, nods her head at Beth, who gives her the right to her face, then the left, then another left! Lisa knows where Beth wants her to go – back into the corner – Beth’s corner! And she’s just powerless to resist, the Glamazon totally dominant tonight – great punch from her almost ripped Lisa’s head off, split her nose across the bridge, too – and that’s a horrid one to the gut to follow – Lisa’s jaw drops, Beth crashes her right glove straight on it, and Lisa will not beat the count – she’s gone!

Here’s your result, folks – Beth Phoenix knocked Lisa Marie Varon out in the 4th round of a brutal, one-sided matchup. You can’t call it a fight – it was just a 3½ round beating!