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12 July 2013 Suranne Jones vs Catherine Tyldesley

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(Kear's Kats vs Girls Friday)

Posted by Alli Kear on July 12, 2013, 11:45 pm

Posted by Alli Kear on June 25, 2013, 4:00 pm on BBU Message Board

So, this is the second clash between Coronation Street’s former b###h Suranne, and current b###h Catherine. These girls have fought before, with Catherine stopping Suranne early in round 7, but her career has nose-dived ever since, whilst Suranne’s has had highs and lows.

The girls are in the ring, Suranne wearing a black bodysuit, outshone by Catherine in her red bikini, and the fight fans look ready for this matchup.

Round 1

The girls snarl at each other briefly, then they’re away – neither is a great boxer, but they can both punch hard, and the fans cheer as they watch each girl thump the other one’s face, snot and sweat flying around. Neither girl wants to take a backwards step, but Catherine lands a lovely right hook to Suranne’s jaw, and that’s hurt the older actress, who staggers a little, takes another good shot from Catherine’s right hand to the side of her head, and she’s down. Looking a little dazed, Suranne’s up again at 7, breathing deeply as Catherine attacks her, covers her face well, but the blonde girl hits her to the body instead, Suranne open-mouthed as the blows rip into her ribcage and tummy – that’s been a bad opening round for Ms Jones!

Round 2

Suranne’s got a bit of a bump on her left cheekbone, and Catherine’s seen it! She’s just ripped two good right hands into Suranne’s face, and those punches have sent the older actress backwards and into the ropes, but she can’t hide from the blonde, and she’s covering up again as Catherine gives her a hard working over, clinches to stop the onslaught, with Catherine whispering in her ear, “You’re washed up, you b###h! Face it – I own your ass!” The referee pulls the girls apart, and Suranne lands a cheap shot on the break, skimming a left hook across her lips, telling her, “Shut your ####in’ mouth!” and a wide eyed Catherine smacks a left hook, then a right across the brunette’s face, then rifles a straight one into her tummy, Ms Jones doubling over, collecting a left uppercut for her trouble, and the round ends with her sprawled across the ropes, a thin dribble of blood coming from her nose, that bump on her cheek now reddened.

Round 3

Catherine’s pouring the punches into Suranne now, and she’s really landing those stunning punches in the older girl’s face, each one’s hurting her, too – her legs have turned to jelly, and this is it! A great left and right combination from Catherine ends the contest right here in round 3, with Suranne Jones down and out, her face a mask of her own blood!

Catherine Tyldesley knocked out Suranne Jones in round 3.

Will Catherine celebrate? You betcha! She’s decided to walk the hapless Suranne around the ring, nice and slow, and at each corner she makes her call out, “Catherine’s owns my ass!” Now she takes her back to the centre of the ring, hitches her legs and lets her fall onto her back, then she jumps on top of Suranne, pushes her arms aloft, holding her wrists, her much admired boobs over Suranne’s face, and she only dismounts when Suranne has lost consciousness, beaten and smothered