Kelly looked right into camera 1. " So you want to come onto MY show and debut against me?! I'm going to slay you smurfette! You're mine twerp! All mine! I will win tonight! AND DONT BE MAKING FUN OF HELLO KITTY! Bring it to the ring tiny! Ya Shrimp! Smallfry!
Chenowith sat by her locker, unzipping her dress and glaring to the camera man. " TINY. SHRIMP. SMALL FRY. If you want a taste of what I learned on the streets, then I gotchu suckable! You wan' brawl witch's girl?! I'm insane in the membrane FOO! IM GONNA APPLY SWEET SCIENCE ON YOU! FAKE ASS TRICK! ITS OOOOOONNNN!
The lights dimmed as Ruff Riders anthem by DMX blared, and Kristin danced down to the ring in her sequenced robe. Off with the robe as Chenowith danced around in pink string bikinis and Lacy pink bra. Chenowith mounted the top rope and threw her pink bandana off. Small pink ringside gloves. Suddenly, the smoke rolled and eye of the tiger came on. Kelly ran to the ring in a tiger print robe, dancing around. RIPPA: YOURE MINE! ALL MINE!
CHENOWITH: BRING IT HOOKER!
Kelly looks all business as her robe drops to tiger print string bikinis and bra, tiger print gloves.instructions given, gloves touched! Lets boogy! There's the bell and the mitts are flying! Windmill stance by chenowith as she lands blows to a dancing Kelly. Chenowith traps ripa in the corner slinging body blows and trying for a big right but Ripa ducks, goes the body route, and levels her with a vicious right! Chenowith frazzled, Ripa smiling as she fires a big left! Down goes tiny! 1..2..3.
Kristin up and charges, Ripa sidesteps and launches a right Bolo then a a sick left cross! Smallfry hits the deck! 1..2..3..4..5..6..chenowith up, cautiously with her dukes up as she slows the pace to punish Kelly. Ripa gladly swapping leather, catching her left eye with the jab as Chenowith lands more windmill bolos! Ripa hurt! Vicious combo as Kelly sprawls!1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9..Kelly beats it! Chenowith winding up the mill but Ripa times it, sidesteps, and connects a deathblow to Chenowiths chin! Sick left! 1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9..Chenowith up! Trading punches misting! Left! Ripa left! Right hands! Ripa returns! Both CONNECT AND FLOP!1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..CHENOWITH UP THEN COLLAPSES! 9...10! RIPA MADE IT! WINNER!
Michael carries her on his shoulder as she queen waves!
Ripa: YEAH BOOOYYYY! UMPA LUMPA DOWN! I WANT A REMATCH! BBIIOOTTCCHH! WHOS GANGSTA NOW HUH?! IM FROM JERSEY HOE! CHECK ME OUT AS THE GUEST REF IN SWO PPV! SWO 4 EVAH SON!
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