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17 July 2013 Kathie Lee Gifford vs Kelly Ripa

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Posted by SWO Open Fight Night on July 17, 2013, 8:20 pm

Sexy: Y'all its open fight night! Good card, great fans, and half naked women!

Spizzy: Outstanding! 2 young lionness fights! 2 senior citizen fights!

Sexy: You'll be lucky to last one fight jabberjaw! Special ref Regis Philbin is in the ring with the lovely Lillian Garcia working those powder blue lace bikinis and bra! Here comes Kathey Lee bumping Cabaret by Liza Manelli? Oh well lets give her a hand! Oh man....Joan jetts bad reputation blares as " the ripsaw" runs down in her tiger print robe and mounts the buckle! All yours Lillian!

Garcia: dancing around in the corner to my left.
.wearing red sequined bikini panties, bra, and tuffwear gloves....Kathyyyy lee" the bumblebee" giiifffoorrdd! And her opponent, wearing tiger print string bikinis, bra halter top, and orange tuffwear gloves....KELLLYYY" THE RRRIPSAAAAW" RRRIIIPPAAAAAA!

Sexy: ooh! Kathy shoved her! Nice! No glove touch I assume?

Spizzy: I like Giffords chances! She's fired up!

Sexy: There's the bell! Lets get rowdy! Kathy shuffling, pumping the left jab as Kelly bobs and weaves, landing some body shots. Ooh! Kathy Lee scores the overhand right and bounces Ripa back! She's come to get some! Wild bolo misses on the ropes as Ripa hammers the rib shots home! Kathy Lee begging Ripa to hit her! Left hand! Right cross! Giffords gone Christy Martin! Kelly blasting body blows as Gifford tags her with a right cross! They're dealing misting! How bout the bumblebee huh?

Spizzy: I PICKED HER! GO BUMBLY BEE GO!

Sexy: Kelly in the corner to a shower of punches! Ripa down! Down goes the Ripsaw! 1..2..3..4.. back up at 5 pounding her gloves and here comes Gifford! Body shots to the ribs and stomach! Kelly's wobbly! Kathy Lee with a big right bolo and Ripa sidesteps, loads a huge left cross and follows up with a combo! Overhand right! Another! Another! Left hook! Bumblybee flops!

Spizzy: NO! GET UP!

Sexy: 3..4..5..

Spizzy: I WANT MY CARNIVAL CRUISE!

SEXY: 7..8..9..

SPIZZY: DAMN DAMN DAMN

Sexy: 10! The seahag has been slated!