SWO BOUT
Posted by Nancy O'Dell on July 18, 2013, 12:12 pm
O'Dell: Hey everybody! Nancy " The Boxin' Belle" O'Dell with exclusive coverage of last nights brawl at Carolina Manor between Arianna" Tiny Terror" Grande and Bridgit" The Bruiser" Mendler! Lets go to pre fight comments!
Mendler: So you THINK wearing underoos makes you tough, huh? YOU WERENT THAT TOUGH WHEN I KNOCKED YOU OUT. I'M GOING TO HUMILIATE YOU TONIGHT IN FRONT OF THAT CROWD. REMEMBER THUMPER AND BAM BAM? SEE, I NAMED MY GLOVES WAAAY BEFORE YOU DID. GOOD LUCK..STUBBY!
GRANDE: tsk, tsk, tsk, oh Bridgit. I remember them well. I also recall being lassoed and drug to all four corners. IN MY UNDIES. MY FAVORITE WONDER WOMAN UNDIES. PREPARE YOURSELF CHUMP. IM GOING TO LAST MORE THAN 30 SECONDS TONIGHT. THE PAST IS DEAD. SO ARE YOU! BIOTCH!!
O'DELL: WOW! I thought I was pumped up huh? Did I mention I'm undefeated in FCBA? TIME TO GET TO THE RING ACTION! Big Sexys with Miranda Cosgrove for punch by punch commentary! SAUCY!
Sexy: I'm here Nancy! Nice win! Our next fight promises to be intense. Miranda did you see the previous bout between them?
Miranda: more like A CAR WRECK. Shorty got whooped and stripped! So at least half the equations done!
Sexy: Welcome to the SWO by the way!
Coz: Life is good! Can't wait to get fighty for you buddy! Next wendsay son!
Sexy: Here comes Mendler with her Change The World song as the fans cheer! Slides under the ropes dancing around
Coz: Bridgit hits VERY hard. Concrete brick hard.
Sexy: Sounds like personal experience to me. Sorry!
Coz: YUP. I KNOCKED HER OUT TOO THOUGH.
Sexy: OOH! I KNOW AND LOVE THAT MUSIC! WALK BY PANTERRA! Ah, the smoke, strobe lights...HERE COMES TROUBLE! Grande hops over the top rope punching the air...LOVE THE TIARA AND CAPE!
COZ: I just threw up in my mouth..what a twerp.
Sexy: Lilly? GET IT IN GIRL!
GARCIA: THE FOLLOWING BOUT WILL BE CONTESTED UNDER WONDER WOMAN RULES! THE LOSER WILL BE LASSOED AND DRUG TO ALL FOUR CORNERS! IN THE CORNER TO MY LEFT..WEARING BLUE STRING BIKINIS WITH WHITE STARS.....WHITE WONDER WOMAN TANK TOP...AND RED GLOVES WITH WHITE STARS...." THHHE BRUUUISSSER" BRRIDGIIIT MEEEENDLEEERRR! HER OPPONENT...IN THE RED WONDER WOMAN TANK TOP....BLUE SILK BIKINIS WITH WHITE STARS AND LACY WAISTBAND..MAGIC GOLDEN GLOOOVVVEZ..ARIAAANNNA" TTHHE TIIINNNNY TEEERRRORRR" GRRRAAANNDDEEE!
SEXY: WOW! They touched gloves! LETS GET ROWDY!
THERES MY BELL! WATCH HER RIGHT HOOK..SIDESTEP...BODY BLOW..SIDESTEP...BODY COMBO! DUCK! AGAIN! BODY COMBO! DUCK! UH UH! THAT FELT GOODDODGE! BIG OVERHAND LEFT! SHINY! SPARKLY! DUCK! SHINY! SPARKLY! WOO HOO!
Sexy: Arianna using her speed counter-punching!
COZ: A matter of time big man...a matter of time!
Here comes her windmill! Sidestep! Shiny! Sparkly! Oof!
Bruiser: Come get it Shrimp!
Owwwww! Her punches still hurt! Ugh my ribs! Have to counterpunch...owwww! Ugh! Ooooff! Off the ropes girl...
Damn! She's killing my ribs! Uhhhh
COZ: YES! COUNT! COUNT DAMN YOU!
SEXY: She's up at 4! Come on kiddo!
She's stomping her left before power punching...time it..now! Uh uh! Pow pow! Duck! Shiny! Sparkly! Duck! Sidestep! Shazam! Kapow!
Sexy: Bruiser on her ass! Nice!
COZ: whatevah. Get up tramp!
Sexy: up at 7! What a war!
Windmill again...SIDESTEP uh uh! Duck! Uh uh! Weave! Kapow! Shiny! Sparkly! SHAZAM!! OOFFFFF! UGH! WEAVE! POW POW! OOOFFF! POW! UGH! SHAZAM! OOFFF! DING DING DING!
Sexy: Wow! Overtime!
COZ: decent scrap! They both look exhausted....Ohmmeter
There's my bell! Finish this skitch! Weak guard dumbass! Bing Bing Bing! Duck! Bing Bing Bing! Sidestep! Bing Bing Bing! Duck! SHAZAM! Duck! Kapow! Weave! Kapow! Sidestep! Kapow! Here's the wind-up! BINGO!
Sexy: Bruiser flops!
COZ: No!
Sexy: 3..4..5..
COZ: GET UP BIMBO!
SEXY: 6..7..8..
COZ: UP NOW!
SEXY: 9..10! THE TINY TERROR STRIKES AGAIN! SHES GOT THE LASSO! TYING HER LEGS TOGETHER! DRAGGING HER TO THE CORNERS! NICE! SHES GOT THE MIC!
Arianna: GET IN HERE COZHOE! IM A TINY TERROR LOOKING FOR YOU! COME ON SUCKAH! I GOT YOU NEXT WEEK SKITCH!
As Miranda gets in the ring, Grande decks her and ties her up! |
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