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19 July 2013 Neve Campbell vs Tiffani Thiessen

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Posted by simguy on July 19, 2013, 9:02 am

BEFORE: "Neve Campbell isn't 'Neve Campbell' anymore," Thiessen claims in prefight. "Next to Fishel and Theron, Neve's taken the most punishment of any woman currently fighting in the FCBA. I'm not fighting a girl with fresh legs, a stubborn, toned body and undiminished reflexes. I'm fighting a woman who hasn't legitimately made weight in five years, and who hasn't beaten a top fighter in two years. This is a hall of fame name RIPE for the taking, and I'm here to push her just a bit closer to retirement!"

Neve taking it all in stride: Thiessen's always been a tuff-talker. "You know, Tiff'll say whatever she's gotta say, to calm her nerves and get her ass in that ring. She knows what you guys know: every day brings her closer to a beating at my hands. Not a fight: a 'beating'. Have I been in tough fights? Damn right I have, but look at the girls who opposed me in those fights and see the truth. Jewel: damaged, retired. Rachel MacAdams: greatly diminished. Dani Fishel: ruined. I don't break down: I do the breaking. Tiff knows - but you gotta give her credit for putting on the brave face."

Sturdy black hipster-fit bikini for Neve; shoulder length black hair wet; black gloves. Tiff in white halter twist-tied between hulking jugs; baby-blue hipster bikini bottoms with trim white belt; white gloves; brunette ponytail with swept bangs.

R1: Neve: heavy, flat-footed, sturdy; left shoulder pointed at Tiff; left hand at hip; right at chest. As Thiessen comes in, Neve leans into her, letting Tiff punch away belly-and-buns - Thiessen just lower her head, whirling her mitts hup-hup-hup until Neve shoulders her off. Tiff happy to belt the body, but trying the odd clubbing right up top: Neve rolling it with the left shoulder, just letting it skid across surface without doing damage. Bit of a Britney look for Campbell, but midring instead of ropeside - Neve allowing Tiff to work, then bumping her off with the shoulder; showing a little up-jab as Thiessen's coming in; turning on sharp little cuffing rights to jug in between Tiffany's body-busting. Tiff all a-jiggle when she's working - buns-n'-jugs a-jostle with her pumping hup-hup attack - Neve happy to ride it out in the pocket, pick her spots to receipt.

R2: Same again: Tiffany doing all the work, fighting busy off Neve's left hip - punches taking Campbell in her back/buns/belly/hip. Neve relatively safe in the pocket, sponging up the body shots, leaning her shoulder into Tiff and shoving her off; rolling anything dangerous up top. Campbell lazy off the counter this round - not answering back, just bumping and turning Tiff as Thiessen beats out workmanlike points.

R3: Same again - Tiffany going at Neve hup-hup-hup. Campbell more active in the pocket - still sturdy/flat-footed, allowing Tiff to come in, then fitting her for counters. Thiessen getting jolted when she tries to club Neve righty up top: Campbell with that cutie-pie left shoulder roll slips the shot, then answers back blunt right hands clean to chin...Tiffany all blinking and stunned, stepping in fence post holes. Neve doesn't follow up the hurt - she lets Thiessen regroup, then wade on in...Campbell just managing Tiff with that left shoulder in Thiessen's breasts, giving her little bumps and nudges, then cuffing her an assortment of swiping hooks tummy and jug - dipping/rolling/blocking the receipts. Tiffany working hard, landing a fair amount of leather belly-and-back, but Neve much more accurate/effective with her selective clouts.

R4: Same again - Neve accepting Tiff onto the left shoulder, letting Thiessen hup-hup-hup away, all the while measuring her for tasty counters. Campbell not busy, but everything lands clean and heavy: cuffing hooks to paunch CHUP! Clouting hooks to rack. And most devastating of all the neat little roll-counter right hands checking Tiffany's chin off Thiessen's own misses. Tiff wobbly-butt from the minute mark, eyes glazing over...she's determined though, rallying herself, sustaining her attacks, but Neve's in charge now. Down the stretch, neat little right uppercut from the screen picks Tiff up, making her baby-step on the spot with a stricken expression. Neve dips left, slapping Tiff's right shoulder a meaningless left, then DIGGING that left hand in behind Thiessen's right elbow. POOR TIFFANY T! Thiessen cringing forward, sobbing in gut-shot agony...Neve pivots clockwise, putting her starboard of doubled-over Tiffany. A straight-arm, rising right catches Tiff upside the head as she's stooped forward, dropping her neatly onto her face. Thiessen in a heap, gets to hands and knees, only to pitch forward onto belly and face again, this time to stay. KO4 in routine fashion, Neve Campbell.

After: Neve calm, relaxed in post-fight mill...she angled-up on Tiff, picked the busier girl apart, took her out with the trademark Neve Campbell liver shot. Despite the clinical dismissal, Neve still fielding critical questions from the in-ring media scrum. "No, Tiffany's not Britney Spears," Neve shrugs, "but Tiff stepped up, so I banged her out. You know, Claire Holt could step up, but we haven't heard from her. Michalka somehow managed to become champ without facing me. Anna Silk's starting to strut: haven't heard from her. Margot Robbie's around; Foxfire's got that Mumford big bantie...these are all girls in my wheelhouse, but I'm the hall-of-fame name in the group: I don't chase. I don't say no either - make me an offer, like Thiessen, and you'll get your Neve Campbell beat down as requested!"