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19 July 2013 Sarah Carter vs Miley Cyrus

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Posted by simguy on July 19, 2013, 9:08 am

BEFORE: Carter purposefully aggressive in prefight - pushing Miley; slapping at her, but getting all she wants in return as Cyrus just won't punk! "She's a bully," Miley shrugs at podium when asked about Sarah's strong-arm tactics. "I know her reputation - she's an ingenue assassin - she loves to work on girls who don't have her experience, but you know what? I don't give a crap! I'm beating her ass in this fight. I'ma stack her up, back her up, and JACK her up guys...Sarah's gonna come in swaggering and leave on the limp - TRUST!"

Carter increasingly irritated at Miley's brazen defiance...Sarah so frosty at the mic, audience members swear they can see her breath. "Miley's one of the luckiest girls in entertainment," Sarah says in prefight. "She gets to have an A-1 ass-kicking from yours truly, and she's gonna get PAID to learn! You can't beat that - how many of you would like to get a cheque to go to school? I'll throw her battered carcass onto the pile with Meester and all the rest. Ingenues check into the ring with me, but I check 'em OUT!"

Carter in tight navy leggings to knee; sport bikini top in horizontal bars of Maroon/pink/white in varying widths (see DOA rollerblading scene); white gloves; long low-pony with bangs bracketing cheeks. Miley in tight charcoal leggings to knee with pastel floral print waistband; floral print bikini in pastel pinks/blues/whites; white gloves; platinum pixie-cut hair wet in the ring. WEIGHT NOTE: Girls make the flyweight limit (110lbs) on official scale-day, but re-inflate to bantam on fight night.

During R1: Sarah roaming to her right in stepping pivots - hands shoulder-high, elbows wide, palms down as she steps in and out with jabs body/head. Miley rotating clockwise in good order, issuing check-jabs to Sarah's breasts - right hand at chin occasionally employed in spirited overhand loops to Carter's noggin. Spicy stuff - leggy blondes circling like pros - athletic leggings showing off high, proud backsides as they step around. Tactical stuff last a minute-and-a-half, when Miley's overhand right finds the mark, sending Sarah reeling out of orbit! Carter rocked, staring...Miley pounces in, hooks the brisket, drops a chopping right to cheek, sending Sarah to ropes! Carter swaying hurt, stooping forward in earmuff...Miley strides in, twists torso right while shouting "HAH!" upon delivery of a dragging left into Sarah's slender waist. Carter moaning in pain, legs shimmying...she keeps her feet, but she's in trouble - Miley rejigging in her stance, dipping left shoulder to lift left uppercut to sternum; dipping right shoulder to pick up Sarah's tits via right uppercut, then SPANKING those abs a romping left hook. Miley loving it on Carter, resetting to add more punishment but SARAH BANGS BACK! Cyrus chopped a right across mouth; hooked to the belly...now MILEY'S hurt, stooping forward all wide-eyed as she's stumbling backward. Snarling Sarah off the ropes with evil intentions - finding Miley's forehead with a stamping lead right; doubling it; leaping into a hook to chin as Miley's trying to backpedal and DOWN GOES CYRUS! Miley blown to her back...Sarah staggering away with her own momentum...bell sounds to end the carnage. Carter battles back to convert a Miley 10-9 into a Carter 10-9 in the exchange of power wallops!

R2: Carter roaming to her right with the same hand positions as before, drilling down on Miley's face and breasts with stiff jabs. Cyrus issuing check-jabs best she can: singer not willing to forfeit fighting in space, just because Sarah's a classy veteran. Once the negotiations are over, girls are in closed stances, sorting each other out with extended lefts stiff-arming one another's faces...Sarah rockets over the top via the right hand, catching Miley PERFECTLY on the chin...CYRUS GOES DOWN! Horrific knockout - Miley punched SO hard, but her head just gives a little shake - diamond-cutting blast freezes Cyrus for a moment, then she pitches onto her face, hands trapped beneath her. KO2 in savage quick-draw fashion - Sarah Carter.

AFter: Carter angry-hot - turning her back on prone Miley and kicking imaginary soil over the conquered body...Ingenue-Assassin stomps to her corner still seething with KO adrenalin. Sarah hurt, spooked in that raucous first round...she refuses to give Miley even a hint of recognition in postfight. "If the girl had any heart - any heart at all - she'd be standing up at the ropes, taking some punches for her fans. Instead, she's asleep, because she's a gutless punk who dared to drop my name and got everything she deserved tonight. No, of course I wasn't hurt by her assault...what 'assault'? I blew her doors off in the first round - she finished up on her back! Now I want competition...obviously Hayden's going to be champion to the end of the year, so a title-fight's out, but I'll go to 115 to bring the Sheriff to justice if I have to; I'll drop down to punish Miley's friends if they weren't 'scared straight' by this performance. Basically, from 120 on down - I will beat the buns off any woman in boxing. Try me."